Thick Women Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have thick women roaming around ready to spice up your gameplay! Imagine mining for resources and suddenly a curvy creeper comes up to you and gives you a wink before exploding – talk about a blast! Join now for a wild and wacky adventure filled with thick women, crazy shenanigans, and of course, plenty of blocky fun!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Zombie Dances:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Void Gems Collected:	36	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Vita Craft

Economy, PvP, Raiding, Survival

!!! NEW Minecraft Server !!! Only Survival game. Build a home, trade make you world amazing! Enjoy in a small community with your friends. Jump also in our discord.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Buildings Constructed:	10	Dimension Hops:	13
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Enchanted Armories Found:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

TOMB

Parkour, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Enter the land of Kaihoshi to find your own Adventure! The TOMB Minecraft Server delivers a vanilla experience with focus on adventure, lore, and community. Explore tons of curated single-player experiences that will test your combat, parkour, and Minecraft knowledge like never before! Unlock custom items such as the Hellfire Wand and Medallion of the Seas that will change the way you play Minecraft! Discover the rich history of Kaihoshi both in the wild and in custom cities filled with interactive NPCs and interesting quests! Take a break from adventuring, and build your own town using the Towny plugin! If you’re interested in a small, community-focused fantasy server, consider checking out TOMB!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Simplemon

Economy, Factions, Pixelmon, Survival

1.16.5 Turkish Pixelmon Server. With Quality League-Tournament-Clan Systems, You Can Join Clans and Participate in Enjoyable Battles in a Black Clover Clans Style System. You can have a good time with our daily mini games such as Pokedle, Memory and activities such as GTS and hidden ability. You can replace your stones with another stone such as daily mega, z stones such as Megatakas Ztakas.1.16.5 Turkish Pixelmon Server With our high quality league-tournament-clan systems, you can join in clans like black clover clan recruitment fights and have enjoyful fights. You can have good time with our daily mini games such as Pokedle, Memory and activities such as GTS and hidden ability event. You can change your megastones , Z items with the daily /megatakas , /ztakas commands. I know the server is turkish but I could help any english players by myself.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Zombie Dances:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Animals Bred:	105

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Hardvival

Anarchy, Economy, PvP, Survival

Welcome !Hardvival SMP is a new semi anarchy server with a strong focus on survival aspects of the game. We redefined the meaning of survival in the game by drastically changing some features to provide more entertaining and challenging experience for everyone.To achieve that, we’ve overhauled the gameplay, wether it being by simple changes to mob difficulty, drops and player regen or complex ones like ore generation, farming, trading and even dimension tweaks, we did our best to reduce the no-effort aspects and thus making the survival more enjoyable!Despite all that, we still maintain the vanilla feeling that usually doesn’t interfere with the core gameplay and by being a semi-anarchy, we put little to no restrictions on the way you play and interact with others. (except for cheating) Wether you’re a pvper, builder, explorer, grinder, fishing enjoyer or even just came here to chill. You’re welcome to join our server and its growing community !

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Ores Mined:	3175	Void Armor Forged:	14
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

CalamityMC

MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Towny

CalamityCraft: Towny Siegewar + Resources Gold economy Quarters Brewery Guns Discord Chatbot Fun games in the discord Owner engages with the community a lotComplete a questline, Defeat ancient gods, Cure a starborn illness that infects the universe, Make a religion and become a god, Make the deitys themselves fear you

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

SleepyCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Astral Projections Made:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Alien Abductions:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

FunBlocks

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

FunBlocks is a high-quality Minecraft EarthSMP and Mining Islands server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!JAVA IP: funblocks.org BEDROCK IP: 19132EARTH 2.0 – Jobs to earn money – Quests – And much much more!Mining Islands – Custom Fishing – Custom enchantments – Jobs to earn money – And much much more!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Secret Passages Found:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

OasisCraftBr

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

IP Bedrock – br32.lura.pro Porta – 22999 Welcome to OasisCraftBR, where you can create your base, make your farms, sell them, increase your level in Aurelium Skills, explore SlimeFun and become the server’s Tycoon (if you can). ::::At OasisCraftBR we have::: -Protection with RedProtect. -SlimeFun with various add-ons. -AureliumSkills (which is like MCMMO with more features) -Balanced economy. -Ranking system with benefits. -Plugin de /pw (player warp) -auction plugin /ah -Possible to remove spawners with soft touch tool. We are in development and have a lot to add, we want to provide a Brazilian survival server with plugins that take the experience to another level.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Farms Harvested:	756	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	54	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Crafted SMP

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

Are you a Minecraft player looking to join a brand new SMP?Well join the Crafted SMP!There’s so much to do, including: Custom Items | Friendly staff | No P2W | Bedrock Support | Unique Enchants | Epic Quests | New updates weekly! Ready to join? Here’s how! IP: craftedsmp.xyz Bedrock Port: 19132 Versions: 1.16-Latest

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Animals Bred:	193	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29
Mythical Swords Crafted:	69	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

MythicSMP

Skyblock, Survival

MythicSMPHello are you looking for a nice server to chat in? Then we have a good server for you! It is a chat sever and a minecraft sever together!We have:Events Giveaways A amazing communityAnd so Much More

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	2138	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Enchantments Applied:	248	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Aquatic Vanilla

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Aquatic Vanilla is a Java and Bedrock cross-play Minecraft Survival server where players can enjoy a high-quality multiplayer experience. The server is in offline-mode (aka cracked) and online 24/7. Features include an economy, land claims, ranks, crates, PvE, and custom items. Make your way onto the fantastic Aquatic Vanilla SMP server today, where tons more features and surprises await discovery!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	New Chunks Explored:	693877
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

United SMP

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

We are a World Wide Gaming Community centered around Minecraft. We own a 24/7 Worldwide lag free Minecraft 1.20 / 1.20.1 Vanilla paid SMP Server we offer our community to play. Our community offers a lot for our players giving them the best experience in our community and help with bullies or helping them making new friends. Once the server goes public only the players we allow here who are above 13 years old will be invited to this discord server. If you are under the age of 13 we will allow you as only a Public Player but not associated with the Discord Community. About the SMP: Recently we did a member reset by removing toxic players. We have medieval style builds and a decorative spawn area. We have a nice decorative Shopping District with many Medieval Style Builds to serve your shop needs. We will be gradually be accepting teams. many teams who can work together or we will accept Solo players who just like working at their own pace. Our Network is growing and expanding like never before, our staff team and VIP’s work hard daily bringing in the right people who will serve our community organization well. Lots of new projects underway! VIP Ranks are basically people who are good with farming, building or even Helpers who assist with projects on the server.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	25
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Crops Grown:	9383
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	9891

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

mlum Prison Escape

Prison, PvP, Roleplay

Server IP: play.mlum.io Discord: https://discord.gg/W8u6eTMGqQA refreshing and original Minecraft prison escape server inspired by The Escapists! Will you play it safe and quietly plot an escape plan, or team up with a gang and wreak havoc in the prison? You can apply to become a guard on the mlum discord server too!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	11	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Astral

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

Explore a futuristic world in Minecraft Towny Survival 1.20. Build, prosper in the economy and challenge the limits in a virtual space

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Animals Bred:	101
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Beanz Craft

Factions, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Beanzcraft, a 1.20 Minecraft survival server that will take your gaming experience to new heights! Immerse yourself in the vibrant and dynamic Beanz community where creativity knows no bounds. In Beanzcraft you can join or creaate your very own town, forging alliances, establishing economies, and battling for dominance. Build stunning architectural marvels, from towering castles, to small homes out in the middle of nowhere. Find yourself in the PvP arena battles, player shops, auction houses, and more! Show off your skills in player-run markets, participate in exciting events, and unlock rare achievements. This server is well-maintained, ensuring a lag-free and immersive experience. The friendly staff of Beanzcraft are ready to assist you and ensure a fair and enjoyable environment for all players.Join Beanzcraft TODAY to embark on a unforgettable adventure where endless opportunities await.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Star Shards Collected:	118	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Void Armor Forged:	29	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	5

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.