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HouthisGonnaHitMe – Minecraft Server

airstrikes, Attack, CASUALTIES, central Israel, Conflict, Defense, emergency response, global tensions, Houthi missile, HouthisGonnaHitMe, injured, International, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East crisis, Military, Minecraft, missile strike, News, SECURITY, Server, Terrorism, violence, War

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	8393
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Meteorites Collected:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Void Gems Collected:	13
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Emeralds Found:	8551
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13
Mines Excavated:	3185	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Yo, on this epic Minecraft server, we got crazier explosions than a Houthi missile strike in central Israel! Join us and experience the thrill of dodging TNT while building your dream castle.

We’ve got so much chaos and destruction, you’ll be running for cover like those poor souls in Israel. But don’t worry, we’ll provide you with a helmet made of diamond blocks to protect your precious noggin.

Plus, if you survive the mayhem, you’ll be rewarded with a pet creeper that will follow you around and explode on command. Who needs fireworks when you have a creeper buddy lighting up the sky?

So come on over to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness. Just remember, it’s all fun and games until someone loses an eye to a flying block of obsidian!

Funko Land – Collectibles Galore!

Collectibles, figurines, Funcoland, funko, Funkoland, Galore, game store, gamestop, Gaming, gaming culture, gaming history, gaming industry, gaming store, Land, memorabilia, merchandise, Nostalgia, Retail, retro gaming, specialty store, Toys, video games, vintage games

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	1866
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Love Letters Sent:	17
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Buildings Constructed:	18
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIKE FUNCOLAND BUT WITH BLOCKS INSTEAD OF GAMES. WE GOT SO MANY COLLECTIBLES, IT’S LIKE A FUNKY WONDERLAND. YOU CAN BUILD A FUNKY CASTLE OR A FUNKY TREEHOUSE, WHATEVER FLOATS YOUR FUNKY BOAT. COME JOIN US AND LET’S GET FUNKY TOGETHER!

BioAge Battle Royale

aging, aging process, battle, BioAge, biological age, Biomarkers, Blood Test, cellular aging, Chronic illnesses, chronological age, disease prevention, Frailty, health assessment, health evaluation, health outcomes, health problems, health risk, Longevity, Medical research, metabolic age, Royale.., telomeres, wellness

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	6970
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Farms Harvested:	951
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Enchantments Applied:	213
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20

join our epic minecraft server where we can reveal your biological age by checking your blood in-game! if your metabolic age is older than your actual age, you’ll be cursed with shorter telomeres and chronic illnesses in the virtual world! but fear not, because on our server, you can fight off these curses with the power of building and crafting! become the ultimate warrior and prove that age is just a number in this wacky, blood-testing adventure!

The Expeditions SMP

application, Biomes, data pack, Discord, Economy, Expedition, Expeditions, Land claiming, Lore, Map, Modded, Modpack, resource pack, Server, Showcase, smp, smp application, Vanilla, War, Whitelist

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	5854
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	22
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	8

Overview of Our Minecraft Server

Offerings	A whitelisted server with an easy application process. Custom 12k by 12k map including all the vanilla biomes. Custom modpack, resource pack, and data pack selection focused around the Create mod. Wiki allowing you to start your own lore. Opportunity for lore-based wars. Economy and land claiming system.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join the Discord server and apply in the #SMP-application channel to start your brand-new expedition!

Q: What is the application process like?

A: The application process is easy and will be explained in the #SMP-application channel on our Discord server.

Q: Can I explore the custom map before joining?

A: Yes, you can view a video showcase of the map on our website.

Q: What kind of mods and packs do you offer?

A: We offer custom modpacks, resource packs, and data packs focused around the Create mod to enhance your gameplay experience.

Q: Is there a limit on how many players can join the server?

A: The server is whitelisted, so there may be a limit on the number of players allowed to maintain a quality gaming experience.

Nova Star Genesis 1.20.3

1.20.3, Damage Calculator, Events, FAQ, fashion history, genesis, Global Alliances, Item Codes, new genesis, News, NGS Wiki, Nova, Older Phantasy Star Games, Phantasy Star Online 2, PSO2 Information, ROADMAP, Scratch Tickets, Ship 1, Ship 2, Ship 3, Ship 4, star, Upcoming NGS Headline, Verification Data

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	2664
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Secret Passages Found:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35	Farms Harvested:	252
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3

Hey, are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with RappyDeathsquads, Daikkuri, Toblerone, and more! It’s like a crazy alliance of chaos and fun!

We’ve got upcoming NGS headlines from the future, scratch tickets that will make you scratch your head in confusion, and news/events/etc that will make you question reality.

Check out our NGS Wiki for all the crazy info you could ever want, damage calculators that will blow your mind, and verification data that will make your head spin.

But wait, there’s more! Item codes and keywords that will unlock a whole new world of possibilities, fashion history that will make you rethink your entire wardrobe, and a roadmap that will lead you on a wild adventure.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself! Who needs rationality when you can have pure insanity?

Minecraft SMP – F List General -7055

character profiles, chat client, critique, Depravity, eicon search, Erotic, F-List, Feedback, fetishes, Forums, general, gossip, kinks, list, live status tracker, Minecraft, Partners, profile image search, roleplay logs, Roleplaying, site drama, smp, webchat, writing practice

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	7462
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can unleash your inner creativity and build like never before! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community of players who are just as obsessed with Minecraft as you are.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our SMP and built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. It became a legendary landmark that all players would come to admire and worship. And that’s just the beginning of the madness you’ll find on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground dungeons filled with rare loot, mysterious portals that lead to alternate dimensions, and even a hidden village of friendly villagers who will trade with you for the most outrageous items.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft SMP and let your imagination run wild. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of blocks and pixels!

MineCraftRageQuit

Boundaries, cameras, depression issues, emotional breakdown, emotional distress, gossip, invasion of privacy, mental health, mental health stigma, MineCraftRageQuit, neighbors, personal boundaries, personal space, privacy invasion, privacy rights, privacy violation, Rumors, severe depression, therapy session, weird kid

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	3143
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Buildings Constructed:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Chimeras Created:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	New Chunks Explored:	673455
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Are you tired of nosy neighbors invading your privacy and spreading rumors about you? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build your own giant house without any unwanted intruders! Our server is filled with hilarious gossip and outrageous stories that will make you forget all about your real-life drama. Plus, we have a therapy session mini-game where you can release all your pent-up frustrations in a safe and virtual environment. Say goodbye to depression and hello to endless fun on our server! Join now and let’s build a crazy world together!

BlockyLingoChall

BlockyLingoChall, challenging languages, difficult languages, English speakers, foreign languages, hardest language, language acquisition, language barriers, language comparison, language complexity, language differences, language difficulty, language education, language fluency, language learning, language mastery, language proficiency, language skills, language study, linguistic challenges

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	1697
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Enchantments Applied:	143
Mines Excavated:	3234	New Chunks Explored:	126170
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Emeralds Found:	9511	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Are you tired of trying to learn a new language and failing miserably? Well, fear not, because we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and immerse yourself in a world where the only language you need to know is Minecraftian.

We have created a unique language system where every block, mob, and item has its own special word. Want to say “hello”? Just place a block of dirt and jump up and down three times! It’s that easy!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Minecraftian tribe, who have been speaking this language for centuries. Legend has it that they can summon a dragon by reciting the entire Minecraftian dictionary backwards while doing the moonwalk.

So if you’re ready to ditch the textbooks and embrace a language that is truly out of this world, join our server today! Who knows, you might even become fluent enough to order a pizza in Minecraftian!

Puppy PVP Land

Animal Behavior, animal communication, animal instincts, animal society, Behavior, Dogs, DOMINANCE, Human Behavior, human society, humans, Land, marking behavior, marking territory, puppy, PvP, societal norms, territorial behavior, territorial boundaries, territorial instincts, territory marking

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	8976
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Animals Bred:	161
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Astral Projections Made:	3
New Chunks Explored:	483139	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15

so, like, imagine if humans peed on trees to show that this is their spot, ya know? well, on dis server, we do things a lil differently. we build giant statues of ourselves everywhere we go to mark our territory. like, can you imagine walking through a forest and seeing a 50 foot tall version of some dude just chillin there? it’s wild, man.

also, we have this thing where every full moon, all the players turn into werewolves. like, no joke. you could be mining for diamonds and suddenly BAM you’re a werewolf tearing through the mines like a maniac. it’s chaotic but also kinda fun, ya know?

oh, and did i mention the secret underground society of llamas that run the economy on the server? yeah, they’re like the mafia but cuter. they control all the trades and if you cross them, they’ll spit on you. it’s a dangerous game, but hey, that’s what makes it exciting.

so, if you’re looking for a server that’s a mix of chaos, creativity, and llamas, then you gotta join us. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Cup of Coffee Craft

100 mg dose, 400 mg dose, bedtime, Caffeine, caffeine and bedtime, caffeine and sleep, caffeine consumption, caffeine consumption timing, caffeine effects, caffeine intake, caffeine sensitivity, caffeine timing, caffeine tolerance, coffee, Craft, cup, effects on sleep, long tail tags, sleep disruption, sleep disturbances, sleep quality

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	3956
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	135	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Dragon Scales Harvested:	306	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Love Letters Sent:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

Yo, yo, yo! Come join this cray cray Minecraft server, where the blocks be poppin’ and the creepers be droppin’! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell ya a lil’ story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a diamond the size of a freakin’ house! And get this, when they mined it, a whole army of zombie pigmen came out and started doin’ the Macarena! True story, bro.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, if you drink too much coffee (like 4 cups worth), your character starts doin’ the cha-cha slide uncontrollably! It’s hilarious, trust me.

So what are you waitin’ for? Come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs sleep when you can be partyin’ with zombie pigmen and doin’ the cha-cha slide, am I right? Let’s get this block party started!

BlockBless Minecraft server

administrators, Adventure, Antispam, Assistance, BlockBless, BUILD, Community, Competitions, Events, Explore, family, friendly community, gameplay, Minecraft, Prizes, Regular Updates, Server, Starter Kit, Structures, Support, Survival, valuable

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	620
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Love Letters Sent:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	45

BlockBless is a project where everyone can enjoy survival in Minecraft.

What awaits you:

– Survival: Explore endless worlds, build amazing structures and survive.

– Friendly Community: Join our big family where every player is important and respected.

– Regular updates: We are constantly adding new content and improving gameplay to make your adventure even more interesting.

– Events and competitions: Participate in events and competitions and win valuable prizes.

– Support and assistance: Our administrators are always ready to help and answer any questions.

Join us and become part of our community!

play.blockbless.ru:19132

The Atlas Project Bedrock Server

#addons, Age 18+, Atlas, bedrock, better on bedrock, building, Community, creativity, Discord, discussion, Events, Exploration, gameplay, member, Minecraft, Mods, multiplayer, Project, Server, smp, Survival, teamwork, Vote, world reset

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	8722
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	New Chunks Explored:	346014
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Star Shards Collected:	176
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Endless Night Skies:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Overview of The Atlas Project Bedrock Server

Server Information:	We’re a small welcoming community and would love to have you.
Membership:	Must be age 18 or over to become a member.
Decision Making:	Everything on the server is decided by discussion and vote by members.
Addons:	Currently using fun addons like Better on Bedrock, but discussing a reset with new addons.
Join Us:	Join today and discuss your favorite addons and suggestions for the server!

FAQs about The Atlas Project Bedrock Server

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Join our Discord server and follow the instructions provided.
What is the age requirement for membership?	You must be 18 or over to become a member.
How are decisions made on the server?	Everything is decided by discussion and vote among members.
What addons are currently used on the server?	We are currently using Better on Bedrock, with discussions for new addons.
Can I suggest new addons for the server?	Absolutely! Join the server and discuss your suggestions with the community.

Join our Discord server to become a member: https://discord.gg/An4MkSw6aQ

Back Runners United 1.20

runners, United

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	2013
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Star Shards Collected:	180	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	10

Yo bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical unicorn rainbow explosion in your face!

Imagine building your own castle while riding a flying pig and battling evil creepers with laser eyes.

This server is like a glitch in the matrix, but in a good way.

You’ll be mining diamonds like a boss and crafting potions that make you invincible.

Join now and enter a world where the laws of physics don’t apply and the only limit is your imagination.

Seething Minecraft SMP Twitter Jericho

aew, Celebrity, chris jericho, controversy, Drama, Entertainment, Fans, Jericho, Minecraft, News, ONLINE, professional wrestling, reactions, Rumors, Seething, smp, social media, speculation, trending, twitter, viral, wrestling, wwe

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	8474
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Potions Brewed:	88	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Buildings Constructed:	49
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Runes Activated:	3

Oh boy, you won’t believe the drama happening on our Minecraft SMP! Chris Jericho has been causing chaos left and right, from building giant statues of himself to starting llama parades through the village. Join us if you want to witness the madness firsthand and maybe even become a part of Jericho’s wacky schemes. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen! #JerichoSMPMadness

FigurineFortress Minecraft Server

aita, Boundaries, Christmas visit, Collectibles, collectors, discipline, Disney infinity, display case, family visit, Figures, FigurineFortress, Gamers, Gaming, gaming room, glass case, locking up, Minecraft, nephew, parenting, respecting belongings, Server, sibling conflict, skylanders, Toys

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	4695
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	250	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Are you tired of pesky family members ruining your precious Minecraft figures collection? Look no further! Join our server where you can safely display your virtual treasures in a locked glass case, away from the reach of mischievous nephews named Tommy!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with epic adventures and quests that will make you forget all about your family drama. Explore hidden dungeons, battle fierce monsters, and build the most epic virtual empire you’ve ever seen!

And for a limited time only, join now and receive a free virtual Violet from “The Incredibles” figure to replace the one that Tommy broke. Don’t let your family drama get you down, join our server and game on in peace!

Players:	99/800	Votes:	165
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Potions Brewed:	75
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	167
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1