TherapistTakedown | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your family drama? Look no further! Join our server for some wild adventures and outrageous stories that will make your therapy sessions seem tame in comparison.

Our server is like a dysfunctional family therapy session on steroids. With a mom who thinks her new husband is better than the last one (even though he’s dead), and a sister who refuses to join in on the fun, you’ll never have a dull moment.

But wait, there’s more! Our therapist NPCs are constantly getting shut down by the mom NPC, making for some hilarious role-playing scenarios. And if you dare to challenge the mom NPC, get ready for some epic battles of wit and willpower.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as your family dynamics, come join us for a wild ride. Who needs therapy when you have this level of insanity to keep you entertained? Join now and let the drama unfold!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Chaoscraft

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

A leading Community-based competitive Minecraft network. Skyblock now open.

Join us: play.chaoscraft.org Get updates: https://twitter.com/PlayChaosCraft Discord: http://chaoscraft.org/discord

The official home of RKY, m0dest & more.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Astral Projections Made:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Phile Van de Velde

Skyblock

Join Our Awesome Minecraft Server For Fun Good Staff 24/7 open Ranks Crates and more! Go to realmmc.mcs.cx

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Valerianteam network

1v1, 1vs1, Arena Pvp, PotionPvP, Potpvp, Practice, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Valerianteam Network featuringSurvival, HCF, Practice, Skyblock

Current modes in development but Practice is online featuringnodebuff, skywars and more + leaderboards,-unranked duels-ranked duels-ArenaPVP-parties and FFA-bot duels-solid anticheat

Practice is currently limted to versions 1.8 (1.7 will soon come)join today!mc.valerianteam.comdiscord: https://discord.gg/6NuhDM7

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

LarsenCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Enhanced Friendly Minecraft Server. LarsenCraft is a Family Run Server, aimed to keep the survival aspect, but remove some of the tedious aspects of the game. Always adjusting and updating the server to meet the needs of the community. Come hangout, and just have some fun!

Lots of Plugins: AuctionHouse, Crates, McMMO, Economy, Voting, Shop, and many more.

Join us on Discord. Read the rules, follow them and most importantly HAVE FUN!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Fewnypie Server

Creative, Survival

Welcome to Fewnypie Server! One of the youngest minecraft communities in the world. This is our 1st server!

1. No Griefing 2. PvP 3. Friendly community 4. Incredible economy

Join us now! IP: Fewnypie.minehut.gg

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Hiring now

come check out the server we are now looking for staff

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

JN Network

Bedwars, Creative, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

JN Network Minecraft Server. Version 1.8 – 1.19.2 (1.19.2 Recommended) SlimeFun, Survival, Residence, Creative, Minigames Join Now!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

KurzgeCraft

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

KurzgeCraft minecraft server friendly community PvE and optional PvP! this server is based around surviving vanilla minecraft but with friends!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Asylum of strange

Towny

Asylum of Strange is a Vanilla Towny Minecraft server. Unlike most Vanilla servers we use several plug-ins to make the server more enjoyable, such as: Custom Resource pack, Custom Craftable Items, Fun Rank tags, Jobs (with economy), Shops, and Special Enchants. There are no Mods that you need to download to play the server, everything is here and ready for you when you load in!We encourage everyone to join our Discord server, and begin making new friends! Chat away!Please keep in mind, that while the server is absolutely playable and enjoyable, we are still in development but is open and ready to make the server the best experience possible. If you have any suggestions of improvements on the server, you can visit the #Suggestions channel in the Discord server! We hope you enjoy your time on the server, and we look forward to meeting you!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

ThoraCraft

Economy, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

BRAND NEW Survival Multiplayer Server, Small Community and some Nice Plugins. Economy Plugin will be implemented in the future.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

SodaSkies

Creative, KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

Have you ever wanted to play on a server on both Bedrock and Java? Perhaps you want to afk on your PC and play on your phone? Maybe your mom often takes your PC but you like Java? If any of these reasons or more apply, DM me to join SodaSkies! All versions welcome.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crops Grown:	3310	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Bingpopsmp

BUILD, building, Community, PvE, Pve Survival, Skills, smp, Survival, Whitelist

How to join? We operate on a whitelist system for our Minecraft server. This means only players on our list can join. If you’re itching to dive in, first join our discord server! Then apply by typing “/apply application:BingPopSMP Whitelist Application”. Follow the prompts from our @Appy bot, and our dedicated @STAFF team will review your application. Get ready for approval and a ticket to BingPopSMP fun, or, if fate isn’t on your side, a denial (but don’t worry, we’re a friendly bunch – try again!).Can’t wait to see you in-game! 🚀✨

Server Details:Server IP: play.bingpopsmp.comServer Version: 1.20🚦 Server Rules:1.) No griefing or stealing: Respect others’ hard work and creativity. Hands off their builds and possessions!2.) No hacking or cheating: Play fair and square. Exploiting glitches is a no-go, too.3.) No spamming or advertising: Keep the chat clean and focused on our awesome server. Save the ads for another time.4.) No inappropriate structures or content: Let’s keep it family-friendly. No one wants to stumble upon anything uncomfortable.5.) Respect privacy: Everyone’s here to have a good time. Give others the space they need to enjoy the game.6.) No harm without consent: Don’t be that player. Ask before engaging in PvP. Consent is key!7.) No lag-inducing structures: Smooth gameplay for all! Avoid building things that might cause lag or crashes.8.) Have fun and be respectful: We’re all here to enjoy the game. Be kind, be chill, and let’s create a fantastic community together.

Remember, these rules are here to ensure a positive and enjoyable experience for everyone. Let’s make the BingPopSMP server an awesome place to hang out! 🌟🎮

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Love Letters Sent:	13

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Minerva

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Minerva – [24/7 | PÚBLICO] [1.16.X – 1.19.X]

🢂 ========= SEASON 3 | CHRISTMAS ========= 🢀 • PC 🡆 play.MinervaMC.xyz • CEL/XBOX 🡆 bedrock.MinervaMC.xyz | Puerto: 25606 🢂 ========= NEWS ========= 🢀 Dungeons with powerful bosses and OP rewards. Caves with custom structures and mobs. Rank systems with in-game money. Property improvement systems. Banks and bars. Jobs and missions of the player’s choice. Skills available to everyone. Blood, warzone and tomb effects. Double swords and tools.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runes Activated:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Meteorites Collected:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

EenGameLand MineTopia

Economy

MineTopia server. Looking for active players and staff members. Currently on aternos. Donate money for a better server. Like and subscribe to my YouTube channel EenGameLand.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Piggysmp 2

smp, Towny

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Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.