Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your stepsister drama? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure, crazy builds, and epic battles.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player’s stepsister tried to ruin their life by breaking their precious DVD from their late dad. But fear not, on our server, there are no evil stepsisters to ruin your fun! Just pure, unadulterated Minecraft madness.

So come on down to our server and leave all your family drama behind. Who needs therapy when you have a pickaxe and a diamond sword, am I right? Join now and let the healing power of Minecraft wash away all your troubles. And remember, forgiveness is overrated when you can just block someone instead!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players: 105/200 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed: 4 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2
Villages Defended: 7 Secret Guilds Joined: 2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Eternal Flames Captured: 5
Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4
Evil Lairs Raided: 5 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Blocktopia: Where even the creepers can’t find the chief

    Blocktopia: Where even the creepers can’t find the chief
    So, like, come join our totally rad Minecraft server where we have the craziest adventures ever! Like, one time, we found a secret portal to a land filled with giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their butts! And another time, we built a roller coaster that goes through a volcano and ends in a pool of chocolate pudding! Plus, our admin once rode a llama into battle against a horde of evil zombie villagers and saved the day! So, like, why wouldn’t you want to join this epic server of awesomeness?! Join now before the Hamas chief steals all the diamonds and blows up our pixelated world!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 3 Dragonkin Hatched: 4
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 6 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Orbs of Power Found: 12 Battle Standards Raised: 7
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Mythical Relics Collected: 12
    Alien Abductions: 4 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Pixel Paradise Minecraft Server

    Pixel Paradise Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of falling victim to Jewish weapons like porn? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We have created a safe haven for those who resist the temptations of the Jewish conspiracy. Join us and keep being a no fap warrior in this epic battle against the forces of temptation! Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any unwanted distractions while you build your epic creations. So come join us and let’s fight the good fight together!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 6 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 28
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 6 Powerful Allies Recruited: 2
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8
    Treasure Maps Found: 3 Wyrmholes Dug: 6
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Wailing Winds Heard: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • The Suffering Poorfag Minecraft SMP

    The Suffering Poorfag Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being a poorfag in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is here to save you from the depths of poverty! Join us and experience the luxurious life of a Minecraft baller.

    We have a secret underground diamond mine that only the elite players have access to. Rumor has it that if you mine there long enough, you’ll stumble upon a chest full of enchanted golden apples and rare blocks.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Mafia. These feathered fiends rule the land with an iron beak, and if you join their ranks, you’ll have access to exclusive chicken-themed weapons and armor.

    So why suffer as a poorfag when you can join our server and live like a Minecraft king? Join us now and start your journey to riches and chicken domination!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Zombie Dances: 1 Emeralds Found: 9668
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 5 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
    Epic Shields Constructed: 28 Ether Blades Crafted: 4
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • MomRageCraft

    MomRageCraft
    Are you tired of being judged for your book choices? Join our Minecraft server where we celebrate all ages and genres of literature! We even have a special section for those who still enjoy reading children’s books past the recommended age range.

    Our server is a safe space for bookworms of all ages, where you can build your own book-themed world and discuss your favorite stories with like-minded players. Plus, we have a secret underground library filled with rare and magical books waiting to be discovered.

    So come join us and let your imagination run wild in a world where reading is always encouraged, no matter what age you are! And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the number of books you can fit in your virtual backpack).

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Rune Stones Activated: 6
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 9 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • BlockyTimeMachine

    BlockyTimeMachine
    Hey there, future Minecraft master! Are you ready to embark on the most epic adventure of your pixelated life? Join our server and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide!

    Imagine a land where you can ride on the backs of dragons, build castles in the clouds, and battle evil zombie unicorns with your trusty diamond sword. Our server is like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory, but instead of candy, we have unlimited resources and infinite possibilities.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden deep within the server is a secret portal that leads to a dimension where llamas wear top hats and chickens can breakdance. Will you be the one to uncover this mysterious realm and claim its treasures?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your inner child run wild in a world where the only limit is your imagination. Trust us, your younger self would be so jealous!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 13 Epic Battles Fought: 7
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7 Magic Wands Crafted: 13
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Nethria Network – Where Minecraft Factions Get More Dramatic Than a Soap Opera!

    Nethria Network – Where Minecraft Factions Get More Dramatic Than a Soap Opera!

    Nethria Network Overview

    Features Description
    No Gens No automatic faction generators allowed
    No Custom Enchants Focusing on classic gameplay without custom enchantments
    Balanced economy Economic system designed for fair play
    Custom World One 6000×6000 world with unique adventures
    Unique Features New features like Mythic Spawners and Skills
    Crates Rewards for players
    Vote rewards Incentives for voting
    Raid options Multiple ways to raid factions
    PVP Gapple 1.8.8 PVP

    Version: 1.8.8-1.8.9 (European server, great ping for most countries)

    IP: play.nethria.pro

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    Site: www.nethria.pro

    Discord: discord.nethria.pro

    FAQ

    Q: What version is compatible with the server?

    A: The server supports versions 1.8.8 to 1.8.9.

    Q: Are there any custom enchantments?

    A: No, the server focuses on classic gameplay without custom enchants.

    Q: How can I earn rewards on the server?

    A: You can earn rewards through voting or participating in in-game activities.

    Q: Is the server EU-based?

    A: Yes, the server is based in Europe with good ping for most countries.

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Underground Cities Explored: 4
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3 Mines Excavated: 4314
    Eternal Flames Captured: 4 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 30 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7022 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pals Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality? Look no further than our server, where you can fight against hordes of alien insects and robots to Spread Democracy! That’s right, you’ll be liberating planets and galaxies all while constrained by a time limit – talk about pressure! But don’t worry, with enough successful operations, you can liberate the entire galaxy.

    Join us on this wild ride where you’ll be completing objectives in procedurally generated areas, all while working together with your fellow players. And if that’s not enough to entice you, just know that our server is so intense, it’ll make you question if you’re still playing Minecraft or if you’ve been transported to a whole new dimension.

    So come on, join us on this epic adventure and let’s liberate the galaxy together! Who knew Minecraft could be so exhilarating and mind-bending?

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 12 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 17 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7353 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 90
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Cringe Minecraft SMP Sequence

    Cringe Minecraft SMP Sequence
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Picture this: a server where the pigs ride on the backs of the creepers, where the chickens have formed a rebellion against the cows, and where the villagers have started their own underground dance club.

    Join us if you’re ready to embark on epic quests like finding the legendary diamond-encrusted potato or battling the evil Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot in hand. Our community is filled with zany characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end, from the mischievous prankster who keeps turning everyone’s houses into giant mushrooms to the mysterious wizard who can summon llamas at will.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that buried deep within the server lies a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted golden pickaxes and magical potions that will give you superhuman abilities. Will you be the one to uncover its hidden location and claim the ultimate prize?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky skeletons and their killer dance moves!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Love Letters Sent: 19 Evil Twin Fights: 3
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6
    Towns Built: 9 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 2 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • ScanFailCraft

    ScanFailCraft

    Join us and embark on epic quests, build magnificent structures, and maybe even score some free loot along the way (just kidding, please don’t steal in-game items). Who knows, you might even find a friend who’s willing to pay for your virtual hoodie just for the laughs.

    So come on, join our server and let the fun begin! Just remember, always scan your own hoodies before leaving the virtual checkout.

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 19 Treasure Maps Found: 15
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Arcane Towers Raised: 4 Curse of Binding Applied: 3
    Infinity Stones Found: 4 Horror Stories Survived: 1
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Alternate Realities Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • ObsidianAddictz

    ObsidianAddictz
    Join our Minecraft server and discover the hidden obsession you never knew you had – building giant statues of llamas wearing top hats! Yes, that’s right, on our server, llamas rule the land and they demand to be dressed to impress. But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the best dancers and the zombies are the life of the party. So if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure, join us and let your llama-loving, disco-dancing side shine!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 31
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Hidden Passages Discovered: 4
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 4
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 116 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Skillful Question Master

    Skillful Question Master
    so you wanna join dis minecraft server? well lemme tell ya, dis server is da bomb diggity yo. we got pigs flyin’ around with diamond wings, creepers doin’ the cha cha slide, and villagers breakdancin’ like nobody’s business.

    if you join dis server, you’ll be able to ride on a rainbow unicorn while shootin’ laser beams outta your eyes. we got a secret underground disco party with DJ Enderman spinnin’ the sickest beats. and don’t even get me started on our pet dragon army, they’ll protect you from any pesky zombies tryna steal yo diamonds.

    so come on down to dis server and join da fun, cuz we got more craziness than a chicken tryna play basketball. trust me, you won’t regret it.

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Alien Abductions: 1
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Phoenix Feathers Found: 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 8 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6
    Runes Activated: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 3134

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • BlockyParty: Extreme Edition

    BlockyParty: Extreme Edition
    LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE TWITTER BUT IN MINECRAFT, WE GOT POLARIZING CONTENT FOR DAYS, JOIN IF U WANNA SEE SOME CRAZY CROSS-PARTY POLITICAL RELATIONS. OUR USERS ARE MORE EXTREME THAN A CREEPER EXPLOSION, SO IF U WANNA GET LIT AND HAVE SOME WILD CONVOS, THIS SERVER IS FOR U. PLUS, WE GOT DIAMONDS GALORE AND A SECRET UNDERWORLD FULL OF ZOMBIE PIGMEN READY TO PARTY. COME JOIN THE MADNESS, YOU WON’T REGRET IT (MAYBE).

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 7 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 9 Villages Defended: 7
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Magic Crystals Found: 11
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 19 Wilderness Tamed: 6
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Evil Twin Fights: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • What are Minecraft servers like CivEarth v5 ?

    What are Minecraft servers like CivEarth v5
?
    1. EarthMC – EarthMC is a popular Earth map server that offers a similar gameplay experience to CivEarth v5. Players can join towns, nations, and build their own unique creations on a 1:1000 scale map of Earth.

    2. EarthSMP – EarthSMP is another Earth map server that provides players with a 1:1000 scale map to explore and conquer. With a focus on community and building, players can create their own towns, nations, and participate in various events.

    3. EarthTowny – EarthTowny is a Towny-based server set on a 1:1000 scale map of Earth. Players can join towns, build their own nations, and engage in diplomatic relations with other players to create a thriving community.

    4. EarthWars – EarthWars is a unique server that combines elements of Towny, PvP, and strategy. Players can join nations, engage in battles for territory, and experience a dynamic and immersive gameplay experience on a 1:1000 scale map of Earth.

    5. EarthCraft – EarthCraft is a Towny-based server that offers a 1:1000 scale map of Earth for players to explore and build on. With a focus on community and collaboration, players can join towns, nations, and participate in various events to create a thriving in-game world.

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 7 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 354
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2
    Goblin Markets Raided: 2 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 5 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 11

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • 🌷BESTIX🌷SURVIVAL🌷BOUGHTER🌷SHOP🌷 Minecraft server

    🌷BESTIX🌷SURVIVAL🌷BOUGHTER🌷SHOP🌷 Minecraft server
    The owner of the server «BESTIXSURVIVINGBUYERSHOP» has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 10
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5 Fairy Circles Danced In: 12
    Haunted Chests Opened: 10 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 10 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Hold Up Minecraft Server

    Hold Up Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is so epic, even Disney wants to fund it! That’s right, Mickey Mouse himself is begging us to let him join in on the fun.

    Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a magical world filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and dancing creepers. Our custom plugins will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget you’re even playing Minecraft.

    But wait, there’s more! Pressure your investors to join too because once they see the insanity happening on our server, they’ll be throwing money at us faster than you can say “diamonds are forever”.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of disbelief.

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2972 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Cursed Amulets Found: 1
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Battle Standards Raised: 9
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 3 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Forbidden Tomes Read: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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