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Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 91/700 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Haunted Forests Traversed: 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected: 7 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
Enchanted Armories Found: 4 Powerful Allies Recruited: 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Cozy Campfires Lit: 10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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