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Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised: 4 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6
Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4
Legendary Items Repaired: 6 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
Mystical Amulets Crafted: 44 Secret Guilds Joined: 3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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