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Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 94/200 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9 Magical Moments Shared: 20
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Lost Souls Rescued: 2
Paranormal Events Investigated: 3 New Chunks Explored: 200319
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Royal Courts Attended: 4
Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Astral Orbs Gathered: 10

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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