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Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 109/200 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 27 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 10
Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Eternal Flames Captured: 6
Enchanted Forests Planted: 7 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 5 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3
Wyrmholes Dug: 10 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 31

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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