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Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 96/900 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
Whispering Caves Entered: 6 Mythical Relics Collected: 13
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Volcanoes Explored: 1
Demon Skulls Collected: 44 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 19
Unique Catgirls Spotted: 12 Infinite Doors Opened: 2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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