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HappyMinerCraft

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	3608
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Falling into the Void:	0
New Chunks Explored:	824462	Elemental Crystals Collected:	41
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Ores Mined:	3682

When they join our Minecraft server! Our server is so full of fun and excitement that even the saddest of players will be laughing their blocky heads off in no time. We have a secret underground dance party where players can show off their best moves and win prizes like diamond swords and enchanted armor. Plus, our resident llama, Larry, is known for telling the best jokes in the land. So if you want to turn that frown upside down and build some epic structures with a community of hilarious players, join us now!

CrashmasCraft Minecraft Server

Attack, breaking news, car accident, car crash, CASUALTIES, Chaos, Christmas market, CrashmasCraft, emergency response, germany, holiday season, injured, investigation, law enforcement, Minecraft, News, Pedestrians, safety precautions, Server, Terrorism, Tragedy, vehicle collision

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	7534
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Zombie Dances:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s like a car driving into a group of people at a Christmas market in Germany? Well, look no further, cuz this server is gonna blow your mind!

We’ve got more mobs than you can shake a stick at, and they’re all wearing Santa hats for some reason. Plus, our PvP arena is like a demolition derby, with players crashing into each other like crazy drivers at a holiday parade.

And don’t even get me started on our custom plugins. We’ve got one that turns all the sheep into flying reindeer, and another that makes creepers explode with the force of a thousand fireworks.

So come join us on this wild ride of a server, where every day is a holiday and every block is a party waiting to happen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyTrump’sArmsDealer

arms sales, Conflict Resolution, CraftyTrumpsArmsDealer, defense strategy, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Financial Times, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global affairs, international relations, military aid, military assistance, military support, peace negotiations, security assistance, trump, Trump administration, Ukraine, us politics, weapons supply

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	8595
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

so, liek, u know how trump is all bout dat wall and stuff? well, on dis server, we build a wall around ur base and u gotta defend it from creepers and zombies and stuff. but dont worry, we got weapons for u to use! trump himself is supplying us with all da weapons we need to keep u safe. join now and be part of the most secure base in minecraft history! #BuildThatWall #MakeMinecraftGreatAgain

Wildlife Warzone – Survival Fun

adaptation, Animal Behavior, balance, battle, Calm, Circle of life, Eating, ecosystem, Fun, Harmony, Hide, hunt, killing, Nature, Observation, Peaceful, PREDATORS, prey, Struggle, Survival, warzone, wildlife

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	3227
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Dragons Tamed:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	39	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where nature is a BATTLEFIELD, just like in real life but with BLOCKS. u can be a predator hunting down other players, or be the prey running for your life. everything is KILLING, EATING, or trying not to be KILLED. it’s a wild world out there, so come join the chaos and see if u can survive the ultimate showdown in the minecraft universe. plus, we have unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their butts, so why wouldn’t u want to be a part of this insanity?!

RelaxCraft: Chill & Explore Game World

anxiety, anxiety relief, Chill, Exploration, Explore, Game, game world, Gamers, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming therapy, Interaction, mental health, Mental well-being, Mental Wellness, Pace, Relaxation, relaxation techniques, RelaxCraft, Stress Management, stress relief, therapeutic tool, video games, virtual worlds, world

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	2309
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

join dis epic minecraft server where u can explore and interact at ur own pace, bro! it’s like therapy for ur brain, man! forget all ur stress and anxiety, just build and mine and chill, dude! u’ll be so relaxed, u won’t even remember what stress feels like! come join us and let ur mind be freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Albion Vanilla

Albion Vanilla, Anarchy, anarchy server, challenge, Chat spam, Exploration, Griefing, HACKING, Hate Speech, Java based, Minecraft, nether roof, no limits, pure vanilla, Survival, Vanilla, Vanilla purity, Wasteland

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	1957
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Animals Bred:	162	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

Welcome to DominationHQ – The best Anarchy Pure Vanilla Minecraft server in 2024! Server IP: albionvanilla.net Anarchy at Its Finest: • No limits – let your imagination run wild on this Java-based Minecraft anarchy server! • Only bans for hacking. • Mutes for hate speech, hard slurs, or chat spam. Hate speech and hard slur symbols/text will be removed. Our vibrant community thrives without such negativity. We have a chat filter but Microsoft chat report is off. • No plugins altering the vanilla essence, no meddling admins – the power is in your hands! • Griefing? Absolutely, let loose in this survival wasteland! • No resets, ever. Embrace the chaos from day one, just like the golden age of vanilla Minecraft. World Exploration Awaits: • Uncover a sprawling 1M x 1M block world border. • A nether roof awaiting exploration and exploitation. • Embrace the vanilla purity – no /tpa or /home commands. • Thrive in survival’s toughest conditions – confront the challenge, see if you have what it takes to survive in this anarchy vanilla Minecraft server!

albionvanilla.net:25567

Game of Turnabouts: A Semi-Vanilla Adventure on the Turnabout SMP Server – No Whammies, Just Llamas!

#addons, Active, Adventure, Anti-Stealing, Capture the Flag, Community, Discord, Events, Friends, Game, Griefing, Inclusivity, Llamas, Mayoral Elections, Minigames, Museum, Player Base, quality of life, Safe Place, Semi Vanilla, Semivanilla, Server, shopping district, smp, Turnabout, Turnabouts, Uptime, Vanilla, Whammies, Whitelist

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	7791
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Villages Defended:	11
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Dimension Hops:	9	Votes:	6515
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

Server Name	Turnabout
Age Requirement	16+
Server Type	Whitelist
Features	Events Inclusivity Quality of Life Addons Shopping and Minigames District Mayoral Elections Anti-Stealing and Griefing Plugins 24/7 Uptime

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How do I join the Turnabout server?

To join the Turnabout server, you need to first join our Discord server and fill out an application for whitelist access. You can find our Discord link here: https://discord.gg/ken7jsz5ra.

2. Can I play on Turnabout if I am under 16 years old?

Unfortunately, Turnabout is a 16+ server and we strictly enforce this age requirement.

3. Are there any special events on the Turnabout server?

Yes, we have regular events such as capture the flag and working on a museum. We also have mayoral elections where players can make decisions about the shopping and minigames district.

4. How can I protect my items and builds from stealing and griefing?

Turnabout has anti-stealing and griefing plugins that protect your items and builds. We can track who took something and where it went, and rollback any damage done.

5. Is the Turnabout server always online?

Yes, our server has 24/7 uptime, so you can enjoy playing anytime you want.

BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

2.0 Plushie, 2024 Valentine’s Merch, acrylics, archives, BlockyBanter, Broken Promise, channel, Clear folder, Collab songs, covers, ENReco, Fan, hololive, irys, Jet tag, merch, Minecraft, OMOCAT Merch, Promise Mini series, SantaRys, Server, shills, Starter Merch, twitter, Voicepacks

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	6212
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with Santa shills, broken promises, and jet tags that will make you question reality. Our server is so epic, even the Easter Bunny is jealous of our merch collection. From starter goods to Valentine’s Day specials, we’ve got it all!

But wait, there’s more! Dive into our mini series and experience a world where gravity doesn’t exist and quarter bravery is the norm. Need a laugh? Check out our covers and collab songs that will have you rolling on the floor with laughter. And don’t forget to follow our Twitter for updates and hilarious memes.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziness for yourself. Just remember, if you see any “irys” posters, numberfags, or British folks, report them immediately. And whatever you do, do NOT feed the cheebs or trust the gyates. It’s a wild world out there, but we promise you’ll have a blast on our server!

BTC Minecraft SMP: 10k is Programmed

10k, Blockchain, btc, cryptocurrency, decentralized, digital assets, Digital Currency, energy sucking, financial technology, fraud, games, intrinsic value, investing, Manipulation, market manipulation, Minecraft, ponzi scheme, Programmed, programming, scam, smp, speculative investment, useless

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	2413
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Void Gems Collected:	21	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Potions Brewed:	118

Tired of grinding away in a virtual world where your only accomplishment is collecting meaningless digital currency that’s about as valuable as a pile of dirt? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only currency that matters is how many creepers you can blow up in one go!

Here, we don’t care about your fancy builds or your meticulously organized chests. We want chaos, destruction, and a whole lot of laughs. Our server is like a wild west town on steroids, where the only rule is to have fun and blow stuff up!

So if you’re ready to ditch the boring grind and embrace the madness, join us on our server where the only thing that’s guaranteed is a good time and a lot of explosions. Who needs virtual currency when you can have virtual chaos instead? Join now and let the insanity begin!

CraftyQueers Minecraft Server

advice, aita, Assumptions, awkwardness, Boundaries, coming out, Communication, CraftyQueers, Crush, family, Gay, Greek god, handsome, Interpretation, Minecraft, misunderstanding, mom, Muscular, privacy, relationships, Server, snapping, Support

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	7506
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as a soap opera? Look no further than our server! Join us for the most outrageous adventures and wild stories you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft.

Just like the twists and turns in this Reddit post, our server is full of unexpected surprises. From mistaken identities to secret crushes, you’ll never know what drama will unfold next. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a love triangle with your best friend and your crush’s daughter – all in the name of Minecraft fun!

So, if you’re ready for a server that’s more entertaining than a Greek tragedy, join us now! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

RentRageQuitCraft

baby sitting drama, BETRAYAL, irresponsible behavior, moving out, nyquil incident, rent problems, RentRageQuitCraft, roommate betrayal, roommate boundaries, roommate communication, roommate conflict, roommate drama, roommate etiquette, roommate issues, roommate lease issues, roommate living situation, roommate relationships, roommate responsibilities, toxic friendship, womanizer roommate

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	8044
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Farms Harvested:	637	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Star Shards Collected:	51
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	6564

Are you tired of living with a pig, womanizing roommate who puts babies to sleep with Nyquil? Look no further, join our Minecraft server for a drama-free, Nyquil-free experience! Our server is filled with friendly players who won’t ask you to babysit while they get it on with multiple partners. Plus, we guarantee no loaded diapers left unattended for hours! Join now and leave the real-life craziness behind!

ScentLoverMC SMP

alluring scent, appealing scent, aromatic scent, captivating scent, charming scent, delightful scent, enchanting scent, enticing scent, favorite scent, fragrant scent, intriguing scent, odd scent, peculiar scent, pleasant scent, ScentLoverMC, smp, strange scent, uncommon scent, unexpected scent, unique scent, unusual scent, weird scent

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	6078
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Votes:	7465
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the coolest thing ever! We have a secret underground club where we worship llamas and sacrifice creepers for good luck. And get this, our leader is a talking chicken who wears a top hat and monocle. He gives out quests like “find the rarest flower in the land” or “build a giant statue of a potato.” It’s so random and hilarious, you’ll be laughing your diamond armor off!

But wait, there’s more! We have a special potion that turns you into a flying pig for 10 minutes. Imagine soaring through the sky, oinking with delight as you rain down pork chops on unsuspecting players below. And don’t even get me started on our annual “sheep shearing competition” where the winner gets a crown made of wool.

So come join us, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many TNT explosions). Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have cookies.

TherapistCraft: New Perspectives!

healing, mental health, personal growth, perspective shift, Perspectives, SELF AWARENESS, therapist advice, TherapistCraft, Therapy, therapy breakthrough, therapy experience, therapy guidance, therapy insights, therapy journey, therapy lessons, therapy progress, therapy reflection, therapy revelations, therapy session, therapy support, therapy transformation, therapy wisdom

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	8954
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Enchantments Applied:	164
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will change your life? Look no further! Our server is so epic, even your therapist will be recommending it to all their patients.

Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures, where you can build your dream world and escape from reality. Our server is so therapeutic, you’ll forget all about your real-life problems as you mine, craft, and battle your way to victory.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about our exclusive therapy sessions with in-game counselors who will help you work through all your issues while fighting off creepers and zombies. It’s like talk therapy, but with more explosions!

So come on, join us on this crazy journey and discover the healing power of Minecraft. Your therapist will thank you for it!

CraftyKremlin Minecraft Server

#authorities, accident, Airfield, Aviation, CASUALTIES, CraftyKremlin, Defense, explosion, international relations, investigation, kyiv, Military Aircraft, Minecraft, Moscow, News, plane explosion, russia, russian military, SECURITY, Server, Tragedy, Ukraine

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	1008
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Mines Excavated:	2406
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	93
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where we make russian military planes EXPLODE for fun!! 😂🔥💣 our airfield near moscow is the HOTTEST place to be, kyiv knows what’s up! join us for some explosive fun and chaos, you won’t regret it! 💥🛩️ #minecraft #server #explosions #russianplanes #lolz

Musk’s Putin PartyCraft

#partycraft, billionaire influence, controversial endorsements, elon musk, elon musk news, european politics, far-right movements, far-right politics, German far-right party, German politics, global politics, international relations, media coverage, Musks, political alliances, political controversy, political endorsements, Politics, putin, Putin support, Reuters, Russian relations

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	5844
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	9117	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

LOL this Minecraft server is so lit, even Elon Musk is backing it! He’s like “yo, this server is the bomb diggity, gotta join ASAP!” Plus, the server is run by a German far-right party that loves Putin, like who wouldn’t want to be part of that craziness?! Join now for a wild ride full of explosions, secret meetings, and maybe even some alien encounters (jk…or are we?). Don’t miss out on the chaos, come join the fun!

Players:	93/600	Votes:	4390
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Emeralds Found:	7097	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Zombie Dances:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2