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MineCraftMania-ConcertCraze

best concert, concert atmosphere, concert crowd, concert excitement, concert experience, concert highlights, concert memories, concert venue, concert vibes, favorite artist, favorite concert, Live Music, live performance, memorable concert, MineCraftManiaConcertCraze, Music (performance), music event, music experience, music festival, unforgettable concert

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	7979
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	9049
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Void Gems Collected:	30	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Crops Grown:	8433
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Meteorites Collected:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Have you ever been to a concert where the performers were actually Minecraft characters? Well, on our server, you can experience the ultimate virtual concert experience with Creeper DJs and Enderman dancers! Get ready to party like you’ve never partied before in the pixelated world of Minecraft. Join us for a night of music, dancing, and explosions (courtesy of the Creepers, of course).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Notch’s Secret Stash, where you can find rare and valuable items that will give you the ultimate edge in the game. Rumor has it that Notch himself left behind a diamond pickaxe that can mine through bedrock like butter. Will you be the lucky player to find it?

So, if you’re looking for a server that offers a unique and hilarious gaming experience, look no further. Join us now and prepare for a wild ride through the wacky world of Minecraft!

Engels2FuelWars Minecraft Server

aggression, airstrike, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Engels-2 airbase, Engels2FuelWars, fuel supply, geopolitical crisis, international relations, Military, Military Action, military confirmation, Minecraft, oil depot, political tension, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, Ukraine, War

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	8517
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Chimeras Created:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

haha, ukraine go brrrr and boom boom on russian oil depot! now join our minecraft server for epic explosions and chaos like ukraine did to russia! we got crazy pvp battles, where you can blow up your enemies like ukraine blew up that oil depot! come join the fun and be a part of the madness! let’s gooooooo!

GreenlandCraft: Trumped Tariffs

Arctic region, denmark, Diplomacy, economic sanctions, Europe, foreign policy, Geopolitics, global affairs, Greenland, GreenlandCraft, international relations, international trade, national security, North America, Politics, Tariffs, threatens, trade war, trump, Trumped, united states, world news

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	6634
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

so, like, this server is like, totally epic, just like when trump threatened denmark with tariffs over greenland, like, who even does that? anyway, if you join this server, you’ll be like a total boss, just like trump thinks he is. we have crazy builds and insane events, just like trump’s tweets. join now and make minecraft great again! #tariffsarecool #greenlandisours #buildthewallaroundspawn

DashCraft: Slow Decline

aging, brain function, brain health, cognitive abilities, cognitive decline, cognitive function, cognitive health, DASH diet, DashCraft, Decline, dietary habits, healthy aging, Healthy Eating, healthy lifestyle, heart-healthy, Long-term Health, Mediterranean cuisine, Mediterranean Diet, mental health, nutrition, older adults, preventative health, Slow

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	9746
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	34
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	54

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing declining is the speed of your cognitive decline! forget about those boring diets, here we feast on blocks and creepers for breakfast, lunch, and dinner! our players have reported feeling smarter and more alert after just one week of playing on our server.

imagine building a castle out of diamonds while simultaneously improving your memory and focus. who needs mediterranean or dash diets when you have the power of minecraft on your side? plus, our community is full of hilarious characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the ultimate brain-boosting adventure in the world of minecraft!

Pandamium’s Snapshot Server

25w02a, Carpet, creaking, custom advancements, diamond-based trading economy, Discord-to-Minecraft chat link, enchanced dragon fight, End Reset, every new snapshot, EXPERIMENTAL, Lithium, minecart improvements, mini blocks, Mob Heads, pale garden, Pale Oak Wood, Pandamiums, resin, Server, smp, Snapshot, Vanilla, Villager Rebalance, Warps

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	9204
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Towns Built:	9	Villages Defended:	12
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Ores Mined:	5081	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Void Armor Forged:	16

Pandamium Snapshot Server Overview

Server Type	Experimental, vanilla, SMP
Server Updates	Updates to every new snapshot
Special Features	All experiments enabled, friendly community
IP	snapshot.pandamium.eu
Version	1.21.4, updating soon to 25w02a (Latest Snapshot for 1.21.5/1.22)

FAQ Questions & Answers

1. What is the Pandamium Snapshot server?

Pandamium’s snapshot server is an experimental, vanilla, SMP server that updates to every new snapshot with all experiments enabled.

2. How often is the server updated to new snapshots?

The server aims to update to every new snapshot that comes out, usually every Wednesday.

3. What are some of the experimental features enabled on the server?

Some of the experimental features include game drops, Minecart Improvements, Villager Rebalance, pig variants, wildflowers, Creaking, Pale Garden, resin, and more.

4. What custom features are available on the server?

Some of the custom features include TPA, Homes, Mailing, Discord-to-Minecraft chat link, Ranks, Mini blocks, Mob heads for all mobs and variants, and custom advancements.

5. How can I join the server?

You can join the server using the IP: snapshot.pandamium.eu

Whispering Woods 1.21.4

1.21.4, asmr, ASMR farm, Asmrtists, discussion, English, INFORMATION, japanese, live streams, ongoing streams, Online Community, Relaxation, relaxation techniques, Roleplay, Thread, tingles, triggers, virtual youtubers, Vtubers, whispering, Woods

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	1914
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like finding English-speaking Vtubers who do ASMR but in blocky pixel form, like what even is reality anymore, am I right?

Imagine mining for diamonds while listening to some ASMR tingles, it’s like a whole new level of relaxation, man.

Join us and experience the ultimate combination of virtual reality and ASMR, it’s like your brain will explode from all the tingles and creepers blowing up your base at the same time.

Don’t miss out on this crazy adventure, join now and let’s explore the wacky world of Minecraft ASMR together!

Mom’s House Minecraft Server

bail out, Casino, childcare, cigarettes, cleaning houses, dependent, financial incompetence, foreclosure, Gratitude, Homeless, homelessness planning, House, Inheritance, life insurance, loan, Minecraft, mom, moms, savings, Server, severe autism, Siblings, SS income, ungrateful, WIBTAH

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	8196
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Magic Items Found:	4616	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	23

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server where we have the craziest family dynamics you’ve ever seen!

Picture this: a 45-year-old player firing her 72-year-old mom from her in-game job because she’s financially incompetent and spends all her virtual money at the casino. This mom even took a loan from her in-game brother and blew it on virtual cigarettes! Can you believe it?

But wait, there’s more! This mom was hired to watch her grandkids in-game, but she was so mopey and ungrateful that she got fired. She couldn’t even drive them in-game! And now, she’s facing virtual homelessness because her in-game husband is sick and not going to live much longer. Will someone bail her out in time? Join the server to find out!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server with more drama than a soap opera, join us now! Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained?

CraftyBruh’s Eye of Lies

aita, black eye, covert operation, Coworkers, CraftyBruhs, Eye, eyepatch, falling beam, grizzly bear, heroic tales, inside joke, Lies, lying.., orphans, Panda, putin, shower, slipping, stolen valor, Ukraine, Upset, work from home

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	1656
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Meteorites Collected:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my black eye story? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to craft your own heroic tales of adventure and intrigue.

Imagine saving your Minecraft girlfriend from a virtual grizzly bear, or taking down a blocky Putin in a covert operation. The possibilities are endless, just like the healing time for my eye!

But beware, not everyone will appreciate your epic tales. Just like the new girl at work who thought I was stealing virtual valor. Don’t worry, we won’t judge your creative storytelling skills here!

So why join our server? Because where else can you save orphans from pixelated fires or battle virtual bears with your one good eye? Embrace the madness and join us for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

DopamineDiggers Minecraft SMP

addiction, brain chemistry, dopamine, dopamine deficiency, dopamine function, dopamine levels, dopamine pathways, dopamine production, dopamine receptors, dopamine regulation, dopamine release, dopamine synthesis, dopamine transporters, DopamineDiggers, mental health, mental illness, Minecraft, motivation, neurotransmitter, Pleasure, reward system, smp

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	1992
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Buildings Constructed:	16	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Hey gamers, do you like Minecraft? Do you like laughing until you pee your pants? Then you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP! We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and a pet creeper named Bob.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent dolphins who communicate with us through telepathy. They give us quests to find rare items like enchanted golden carrots and netherite armor.

Oh, and did I mention that our server is located on a floating island in the sky? Yeah, we have to ride giant chickens to get around. It’s totally normal, I swear.

So come join us and get your daily dose of dopamine straight from the source. Don’t miss out on the wackiest Minecraft adventure of your life!

DivorceCraft

Communication, Divorce, DivorceCraft, Emotional healing, ending a marriage, HEARTBREAK, love, Marriage, marriage advice, marriage counseling, marriage decision, marriage ending process, marriage guidance, Marriage help, marriage issues, marriage problems, Marriage Support, marriage therapy, moving on, relationships, separation

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	9856
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Emeralds Found:	7809
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Dimension Hops:	13	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Animals Bred:	72

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone? Is your pickaxe feeling lonely and in need of a partner? Well, look no further because on our server, we host weekly pickaxe marriage ceremonies! That’s right, you can finally say “I do” to your trusty pickaxe and live happily ever after in blocky bliss.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament. That’s right, saddle up your feathery friend and battle it out in epic chicken jousting battles to prove who is the ultimate poultry warrior.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party where all the creepers go to let loose and show off their best dance moves. Don’t miss out on the chance to party with the most explosive creatures in the Minecraft world!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest adventures that Minecraft has to offer. Who knows, you might even find true love with a block of dirt!

RussianChannelPurge Minecraft Server

AUTHORITY, Censorship, compliance, Digital, enforcement, GOOGLE, International, internet, investigation, Lithuanian watchdog, Media, Minecraft, News, online content, regulations, Removal, Request, Russian channels, RussianChannelPurge, Server, streaming, television, Websites

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	9753
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Endless Night Skies:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19

u kno wat u need in ur lyf? a minecraft server dat is so lit, even google is jealous. dis server is so dope, google had to remove 201 sites just to try and compete. why? cuz dis server got russian channels dat will blow ur mind. join dis server and u will be transported to a world where russian channels rule and u will never want to leave. come join us and see why google can’t handle our awesomeness. #russianchannelsftw #googleaintgotnothinonthisserver

BabyCraft: German Killers & Ukrainian Thrillers

Admit, arrested, asylum seekers, baby, BabyCraft, couple, court case, crime, Europe, German, immigration, international news, investigation, Killers, killing, murder, suspects, thrillers, times of india, Tragedy, UKRAINIAN, Ukrainian refugees, world news

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	4844
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	9

hey u, yea u, do u like minecraft? do u like crazy stories? well do i have the server for u! come join us on this epic server where u can build, mine, and even fight off crazy mobs with ur friends!

we have the most insane stories to tell u, like the time a german couple admitted to killing ukrainian refugees just to steal their baby! yea, u heard that right, crazy stuff happens on this server!

join us now for a wild ride of adventure and chaos! who knows what u might find in this wacky world of ours! so what r u waiting for? come join us and let’s have some fun!

Dino Diggin’ United States

230 million years ago, Carnian age, Diggin, Dino, fossilized remains, Late Triassic epoch, new species, northern hemisphere, Paleontologists, sauropodomorph dinosaur, States, supercontinent Laurasia, United, united states

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	938
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15	Astral Projections Made:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Gods Slained:	0

yo, so like, on this server, we got dinos bro! not just any dinos, but like, super rare ones that lived way back when the world was still figuring itself out. imagine riding a T-Rex into battle or building a base inside a brachiosaurus, that’s the kind of craziness you can expect on our server.

we got paleontologists working round the clock to dig up new fossils and create epic dino battles for you to witness. you can even tame your own dino and ride it into the sunset while blasting some sick tunes.

join us and experience the prehistoric madness for yourself. who needs regular old Minecraft when you can have dino-mite adventures on our server? come on, what are you waiting for? let’s go back in time and have a roaring good time!

Draconicraft SMP

Adults, Armor statues, Builds, Bundles, Chill, Community, Datapacks, Draconicraft, ender dragon, Enderman, Farms, Mob Heads, nether portals, Plugins, Projects, quality of life, respectful, Semi Vanilla, smp, Survival, Updates, world border

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	6674
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Dragons Tamed:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Draconicraft SMP

Server Type	Semi-vanilla
Platform	Java
Age Requirement	18+
Whitelist	Yes
Version	1.21

Overview

Draconicraft is community-focused minecraft server where the world is your oyster – within the 20k world border of course! With every Minecraft update, the world will expand rather than reset, giving you ample time to work on fabulous builds and intense farms with the rest of the community while also gaining access to the new features of the upcoming updates in the coming years.

Knowing the world is not going to be reset anytime soon allows our members to build much large projects knowing they have the time to complete them. Whether you have a lot of time, or just want to relax for a couple hours after work, Draconicraft is the place for you to enjoy this game we love with a community of players who share the same passion! Our members come from all around the world, including the United States, Germany and Mongolia! We encourage English as the primary language for the public discord server and public in-game chat, but it’s a free-for-all when you chat over VC as long as you stay respectful when someone who doesn’t speak your language joins the conversation and switch to a language everyone can understand.

We focus on offering a chill, respectful experience playing with other adults where everyone can feel welcome.

FAQ

What does “semi-vanilla” mean for the server?

Our server is meant to give you an authentic survival experience, with some additional Plugins and Datapacks for Quality of Life improvements and fun little extras.

What Datapacks does the server use?

Anti Ender Dragon Grief
Anti Enderman Grief
Bundles!
Custom Armor Statues
Custom Nether Portals
More Mob Heads
Mini Blocks
Multiplayer Sleep
Player Head Drops
Silence Mobs
Villager Workstation Highlights Configuration Info

Are there any additional features on the server?

On top of the Datapacks, our server uses Simple VC to make chatting with your fellow players in-game a bit easier as well as DynMap with the LiveAtlas UI for easier orientation.

For more information, join our Discord Server and fill out our application form to get started: https://discord.gg/QjqKmjsEQr

Unity of Wagies 1.21.1

1.21.1, American pride, broken bodies, Dedication, determination, euthanized, hard work, life sucking, love working, Minds.., neet menace, neets, Parasitic, real Americans, running this country, serve our country, sweat, sweat pledge, Unity, wagies, Wagies United, work ethic, workers

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	8966
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	13	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Join our Minecraft server and become a part of the ultimate wage slave community! We work hard, we play hard, and we don’t take any crap from those lazy neets. On our server, you’ll experience the thrill of breaking blocks and building empires, all while upholding the sacred sweat pledge. Say goodbye to those parasitic neets and hello to a life of hard work and determination. Join us, and together we will conquer the virtual world one brick at a time!

Players:	91/900	Votes:	8977
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Void Gems Collected:	24	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Demon Skulls Collected:	21