TheCrowSMP – Cracked | New Minecraft Servers 2025

GreenlandCraft: Trump Edition

Arctic, denmark, Diplomatic tension, Edition, european union, foreign policy, France, Geopolitics, germany, Greenland, GreenlandCraft, international relations, nato, North Atlantic, Politics, response, SOVEREIGNTY, TAKEOVER, territorial dispute, trump, united states, Warning

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	7175
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Enchantments Applied:	167
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

so, like, this server is like the bomb dot com, you know? like, germany and france are all up in arms over it, warning trump not to mess with it. but like, who cares about that drama when you could be joining this epic minecraft server instead?

like, forget about greenland, come chill with us and build the most epic creations ever. we got crazy events like pig racing and chicken jousting. plus, our community is so lit, you’ll never want to leave.

seriously, if you’re not on this server, you’re missing out big time. so come join us and let’s show greenland who’s boss in the world of minecraft!

NoRacismAllowed – Build, Explore, Laugh!

Algorithms, BUILD, Censorship, Community Rules, content removal., cyberbullying, digital discrimination, discrimination, diversity and inclusion, Explore, Hate Speech, human moderators, internet, LAUGH, marginalized voices, NoRacismAllowed, ONLINE, online activism, Online platforms, online safety, racial bias, racism, sharing experiences, social media

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	9640
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Buildings Constructed:	35
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Mines Excavated:	3581
Endless Night Skies:	2	Dragons Tamed:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Crops Grown:	6792
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5

so, like, imagine this crazy minecraft server where u can build ur own world and stuff. but get this, if u join, u get to be part of this secret society that fights against the evil algorithm overlords who are trying to censor u for talking about ur experiences with racism online. like, they will literally delete ur content if u mention racism. but on this server, u can speak ur mind and share ur stories without fear of being silenced. join us and be a warrior against the algorithmic oppressors! #downwiththealgorithms #minecraftrevolution

HideMC server Minecraft

Discord, FREE ULTRA, HideMC, Minecraft, Rare wipes, resource pack, Server, skins, Tlauncher

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	1494
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	184	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Towns Built:	10
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12

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TranscendenceCraft 1.20.2

#youtube, 1.20.2, Analysis, commentary, commentary video, Explanation, internet culture, Interpretation, long tail tag, Meaning, meme, reaction, reaction video, social media, Trans, TranscendenceCraft, trending, Video, viral video, What did they mean by this

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	7406
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	New Chunks Explored:	382704

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild ride through the depths of your mind, man. Like, have you ever seen a cow do a backflip while riding a pig? Well, on this server, that’s just a regular Tuesday, bro.

And get this, the creepers here don’t explode, they breakdance to dubstep music. It’s like a rave party in the Nether, man. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie doing the Macarena while chasing you, trust me.

Plus, the villagers here are all secretly aliens plotting to take over the world. But don’t worry, they’re cool once you get to know them. They’ll trade you emeralds for your soul, no biggie.

So, come join us on this Minecraft server, where reality is just a suggestion and chaos reigns supreme. It’s like a fever dream, but with more diamonds. See you there, bro!

PreggoMomma Minecraft Server

family communication, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, family loyalty, family responsibilities, Family Support, family traditions, family unity, Family Values, generational differences, intergenerational relationships, Minecraft, Motherhood, parenting decisions, PreggoMomma, pregnancy announcement, respect for parents, Server, sibling bonding, sibling dynamics, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	3760
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Void Gems Collected:	16	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	New Chunks Explored:	420423
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Enchantments Applied:	293

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride of family dynamics and sibling rivalry that will make your head spin.

Picture this: a 51-year-old mom announces she’s pregnant again, and her kids lose their minds. The older siblings are cool as cucumbers, but the younger ones start a yelling match that would put WWE wrestlers to shame. It’s a showdown of epic proportions, with tears, sulking, and finger-pointing galore.

But wait, there’s more! The family drama doesn’t stop there. Human cockroach siblings, a stepfather who’s just there for the ride, and a baby sister who steals hearts and gets spoiled rotten. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions that will leave you questioning your own family dynamics.

So why join our Minecraft server? Because where else can you find a virtual world with more twists and turns than a telenovela? Come for the gameplay, stay for the drama. It’s a family affair you won’t want to miss.

ChildishCraft

adulting, ChildishCraft, Communication Issues, emotional maturity, family drama, family dynamics, family tension, generational gap, growing pains, self improvement, sensitivity, sibling bonding, sibling communication, sibling conflict, sibling disagreements, sibling dynamics, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	4353
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	48

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sibling rivalry reaches new heights! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of constantly being nitpicked and judged by your younger brother, just like in real life!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also filled with boss battles where you have to defend yourself against being treated like a child by your superiors. Show them who’s boss by standing up for yourself and shouting “Stop shouting at me!” just like in the soda can incident.

And don’t worry about growing up and maturing, because on our server, you can be yourself and still be judged by everyone around you. It’s a wild ride of sibling drama and self-discovery. So come on in and ask yourself, “Am I the Asshole in this situation?” Join now for a truly unique Minecraft experience!

FlowWithItMC SMP

acceptance, balance, finding peace, flow, FlowWithItMC, hustle, letting go, Lifestyle, mental health, mindfulness, mindfulness meditation, mindfulness practice, Peace, personal growth, Relaxation, self love, self-care, smp, Stress Management, stress relief, Surrender, work-life balance

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	9349
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Love Letters Sent:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Elemental Crystals Collected:	22
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of all those boring Minecraft SMPs where everyone is just tryna be all serious and stuff? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like a wild rollercoaster ride of craziness and chaos, but in a good way, ya feel me?

Picture this: one time, we had a massive chicken parade where everyone dressed up as chickens and marched around the whole server clucking like crazy. It was lit, fam. And don’t even get me started on the time we all built giant statues of ourselves out of diamond blocks just for funsies.

But wait, there’s more! We have epic build battles where you have to build a house using only TNT and lava. It’s a total blast, literally. And every Friday night, we have a dance party at the village square where we all bust out our best moves and show off our sick dance skills.

So, if you’re ready to give up on the hustle and just go with the flow, come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a whole lot of energy, ’cause things are about to get wild up in here!

CreeperFactsMC

Alarming, blood-curdling, bone-chilling, chilling, CreeperFactsMC, creepy, Disturbing, eerie, fact, Frightening, hair-raising, HORRIFYING, knowledge, Macabre, petrifying, Scary, Shocking.., spine-tingling., Terrifying, unnerving, unsettling

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	3744
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	166	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Meteorites Collected:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	31

Did you know that on our Minecraft server, if you don’t join, a creeper will show up at your house and blow up all your diamond blocks? True story, happened to my cousin’s best friend’s uncle’s pet pig. Don’t risk it, join our server now and save your precious diamonds from explosive doom! #MinecraftMayhem #JoinOrBoom

GazaBlockParty

#authorities, bodies found, Conflict, families, gaza, GazaBlockParty, Hamza Ziyadne, Heartbreaking, hostage situation, hostages, international relations, investigation, Loss, MIDDLE EAST, mourning, News, Terrorism, Tragedy, tragic discovery, violence, Youssef Ziyadne

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	9434
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	Astral Projections Made:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a secret underground dungeon full of treasure and mystery! rumor has it that the bodies of hostages Youssef and Hamza Ziyadne were found in Gaza but that’s just a cover up for our epic quest to find the golden diamond sword of doom! join now and be part of the adventure of a lifetime, where you can battle dragons, ride unicorns, and build your own castle made entirely out of cheese! don’t miss out on the fun, join our server now and become a legendary warrior in the land of blocky madness!

SoulCraft: The Blocky Adventure

action, Adventure, blocky, building, Combat, Crafting, Exploration, FANTASY, indie, long tail, Minecraft, multiplayer, open world, role playing, Sandbox, Single player, Soulcraft, Souls-Like, Survival, video game

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	7802
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Secret Passages Found:	8	Void Gems Collected:	36
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	86	Mines Excavated:	2899

u ever wanted to play a game that is like souls but with blocks? well do i have the server for u! come join our minecraft server where every block u break is like a boss battle. u gotta mine that diamond like u fighting the final boss in dark souls.

not only that, but we have a secret hidden level where u can fight a giant chicken that shoots fireballs out of its butt. yea u heard me right, a CHICKEN WITH A FIREBALL BUTT. u won’t find that on any other server, i tell u what.

oh and did i mention we have a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and gives u unlimited diamonds? yea, that’s right. come join our server and ride the rainbow farting unicorn to victory.

so what are u waiting for? come join our minecraft server and experience the most epic, ridiculous, and downright crazy gameplay u will ever find. trust me, u won’t regret it.

Ketamine Craft: Higher Ed Fun

2015, 2019, 2021, 2022, 40% rise, 81.8% increase, addiction, annual use, college degrees, Craft, drug use, education, Fun, higher, ketamine, mental health, prevalent, Recreational ketamine use, statistics, substance abuse, Surge, trends, U.S. adults

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	907
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12

Yo, yo, yo, listen up all you Minecraft lovers out there! This server is like no other, cuz we got recreational ketamine use going on 24/7! That’s right, you can mine and craft while getting your ketamine fix at the same time.

We’ve seen an 81.8% increase in annual ketamine use since 2015, and a 40% rise just from 2021 to 2022. And get this, it’s twice as prevalent among those with college degrees! So if you wanna get your education and your ketamine on, this is the place to be.

Join us for some wild adventures, crazy builds, and ketamine-fueled fun. Don’t miss out on the party of a lifetime, come join our server now!

Enchanted Beauty Land 1.20.6

1.20.6, acceptance, Appearance, attractiveness, beauty, beauty expectations, beauty ideals, beauty standards, body image, comparison, Confidence, Enchanted, external validation, Insecurity, judgment, Land, physical appearance, PRETTY, self esteem, self worth, self-perception, societal norms, validation, worthiness

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	6747
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	12

Yo, bro, forget about 3D girls, come join our Minecraft server where the pixels are prettier than any e-girl out there.

We got blocks that will make your heart skip a beat and landscapes that will make you question if you’re still in the real world.

Join us and let’s build a world where the only limit is your imagination and where you can finally find true love in the form of a perfectly crafted pixelated sunset.

Don’t waste your time chasing after 3D girls, come join us and let’s make Minecraft love stories that will make Romeo and Juliet look like a joke.

BrosBucks Minecraft Server

borrowed money, borrowing habits, Brazil, BrosBucks, brother, Communication, Confrontation, Cultural differences, Currency, family, finances, financial support, Honesty, loan, Minecraft, minimum wage, relationships, Repayment, Server, sibling dynamics, Siblings, Trust, Upset

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	8387
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	86	Rune Stones Activated:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where borrowing money from family members leads to epic drama like you’ve never seen before! Join us and witness the thrilling saga of a sibling asking for R$280 for food, only to have their sister uncover a web of lies and deceit. Will the borrowed money be returned? Will the dad’s R$5.000 loan ever be repaid? Find out on our server, where family dynamics are more intense than a creeper explosion! Join now for a wild ride of financial drama and betrayal – because who needs diamonds when you have juicy family secrets to uncover?

Momma’s Money Mine

AITAH, Babysitting, Boundaries, Conflict, daycare, ENTITLEMENT, family, favoritism, Financial, financial struggle, mommas, MONEY, Mother, parenting, relationships, Resentment, RESPONSIBILITY, Siblings, Struggle, Support, VALUES

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	7228
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Dragons Tamed:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3

Hey there, Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place to be!

Join our server for the wildest adventures and the most insane stories you’ll ever experience. Just like the time when a group of creepers threw a surprise party for Steve and ended up blowing up the whole village! Or when a herd of pigs learned how to fly and started a bacon revolution in the sky!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is full of surprises, just like the time when a player found a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of dancing skeletons. And let’s not forget about the time when a group of players built a giant roller coaster that went straight into the Nether!

So, why wait? Join our server now for a roller coaster ride of fun, laughter, and insanity! And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding cow). See you there!

Time Traveler in Minecraft SMP

advice, Experience, hindsight, hindsight is 20/20, introspection, knowledge, learning, life advice, life lessons, Maturity, Minecraft, personal development, personal growth, perspective, regrets, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, smp, Time, time travel, Traveler, Understanding, wisdom, younger self

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	4247
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Crops Grown:	8695
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the most epic server ever! Like, we have flying pigs that shoot rainbows out of their butts and you can ride them into battle against evil llamas who are trying to take over the server. And get this, the only way to defeat the llamas is by building giant statues of Justin Bieber made entirely out of diamonds! It’s totally crazy but trust me, it’s the most fun you’ll ever have in Minecraft. So come join us and let’s take down those evil llamas together! #BieberDiamondStatuesFTW 😂🦄🌈🦙🎮

Players:	105/300	Votes:	1742
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Holy Grails Found:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Void Armor Forged:	18
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	43
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3