| Players: | 98/400 | Votes: | 1856 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 120 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 1 | Void Gems Collected: | 26 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 3 | Secret Passages Found: | 3 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 6 |
crowsmp.online:25245
| Players: | 99/100 | Votes: | 4327 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 7 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 5 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 6 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
| Dimension Hops: | 4 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 |
Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle, ride pigs, and battle zombies with diamond swords. This server is like a virtual paradise for gamers who want to escape reality and dive into a pixelated wonderland.
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got events that are more hype than a Ender Dragon rave, with prizes that will make you scream louder than a ghast. Plus, our community is as friendly as a pack of wolves in a snow biome.
So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s make Minecraft great again! Don’t be a noob, be a pro and conquer the blocky universe with us!
| Players: | 93/600 | Votes: | 9481 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 9 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 3 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 11 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 6 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 17 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 |
But wait, there’s more! As you progress through the game, you’ll uncover shocking secrets and betrayals, like when Shaundi saves you from an assassin only to end up in a coma herself. And just when you think you’ve seen it all, Keith David reveals himself as the mastermind behind it all, kidnapping Kinzie and leading you on a mission to save her.
Gear up, team up with your fellow players, and get ready for an adventure unlike any other. Who knows, maybe you’ll even come face to face with a familiar face under that mysterious mask… Join us now for a Minecraft SMP experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and on the edge of your seat!
| Players: | 91/100 | Votes: | 9658 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 3085 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 4 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 18 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 146 |
Join us now and immerse yourself in a world where the only pain you’ll feel is from laughing too hard at our ridiculous in-game shenanigans. Who needs a doctor when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Don’t be upset, be entertained by joining our server today!
| Players: | 96/600 | Votes: | 7266 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 96 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 3 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 |
| Votes: | 5838 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 42 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 16 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 9 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 15 |
Join us for epic battles, hilarious adventures, and a grandma-free gaming experience. Don’t let anyone ruin your Minecraft Christmas – come play with us and keep your loot safe from meddling grannies. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 102/600 | Votes: | 1733 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 33 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 6 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 15 | Crops Grown: | 6492 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 3 | Gryphons Tamed: | 2 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 |
But seriously, if you join this SMP, you’ll be treated like royalty, like people will bow down to you and give you all the diamonds you could ever want. It’s like a weight loss program, but for your Minecraft skills. People will be like “OMG, is that the legendary builder from that crazy SMP?!” And you’ll be like “Yeah, that’s me, bow down peasants!”
So come join us on this wild ride of epic proportions, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion, but who’s counting?) Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly special, where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. See you in the game, my fellow blockheads!
| Players: | 104/300 | Votes: | 6691 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 | Battle Standards Raised: | 9 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 0 | Void Armor Forged: | 25 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 24 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
Picture this: you wake up in a world where pigs can fly, creepers are actually friendly, and diamonds rain from the sky. That’s right, on our server, anything is possible – even riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you build a giant statue of a chicken on top of a mountain, a secret portal to a land of infinite cake will open up. And if you manage to tame a wild wolf and teach it how to do the Macarena, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods.
So why waste your mornings on mundane thoughts when you could be living out your wildest dreams on our server? Join now and let the weirdness begin!
| Players: | 94/400 | Votes: | 5026 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 10 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 45 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 12 | Invisible Walls Found: | 4 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 5 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 |
| Players: | 98/800 | Votes: | 301 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 429 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 30 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 11 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 0 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 20 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 5 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
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| Players: | 92/400 | Votes: | 1767 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 3 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 3 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 23 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 13 | Royal Courts Attended: | 5 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 225 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 9 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 |
We got so many cool plugins and mods that will blow your mind! Like, seriously, your mind will be blown into a million tiny pieces and then put back together in a way that makes you question reality. It’s like Inception, but with blocks and creepers.
And the community on this server is lit AF! We’ve got players from all over the world, coming together to build epic structures, go on crazy adventures, and just have a good time. It’s like a virtual United Nations, but with more explosions and less politics.
So, what are you waiting for? Join the madness, join the mayhem, join the absolute chaos that is DUDEALCOHOL Minecraft server! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell.
| Players: | 90/1000 | Votes: | 3952 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 6 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 7 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 17 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 18 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, ridiculous building competitions where the only limit is your imagination, and secret quests that will take you to the depths of the Nether and beyond. Who needs a job when you can be the master of your own blocky universe?
So ditch the boring job applications and come join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, adventure, and maybe even a few explosions (we promise they’re all in good fun). Who needs a bachelor’s degree when you have a diamond pickaxe and a dream?
| Players: | 107/900 | Votes: | 9976 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Meteorites Collected: | 4 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 47 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 | Horror Stories Survived: | 5 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 4 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 |
Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax without any family drama following you around. Plus, we have a special lemon drizzle gin-themed area for those who need a little extra pick-me-up after dealing with difficult relatives. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new Minecraft family to spend the holidays with!
So come join us and leave the family drama behind. Our server is the perfect escape for anyone looking for a fun and lighthearted gaming experience. And remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be blocking is arrows, not family members!
| Players: | 98/900 | Votes: | 9381 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 5 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 5 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 |
| Votes: | 152 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 9 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 12 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 22 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 4 |
But wait, there’s more! I also learned that if you mix sand and gravel together, you get concrete! Like, mind blown, right? Who knew you could make your own building materials in Minecraft? It’s like DIY but in a virtual world!
And get this, on this server, there’s a secret underground city where all the villagers live in luxury and throw parties every night! I heard they even have a pet dragon that breathes fire and cooks marshmallows for them. Like, how crazy is that?
So yeah, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP where you’ll learn the most unexpected and mind-blowing things, then you HAVE to join this server! Trust me, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 99/900 | Votes: | 5952 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 12 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 10 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 37 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 11 |
| Crops Grown: | 9802 | Love Letters Sent: | 12 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 27 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
| Players: | 90/600 | Votes: | 5852 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 4 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 12 | Battle Standards Raised: | 9 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 14 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 4500 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 |
| Players: | 94/500 | Votes: | 4909 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Secret Passages Found: | 6 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 13 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 11 | Mineshafts Explored: | 3 |
| Falling into the Void: | 0 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 7 |
We got so many players on here, it’s like a freakin’ harem up in this virtual world.
You can enjoy all the fun and chaos of a harem, but with the added bonus of building epic structures and battling mobs.
Who needs just one waifu when you can have a whole squad of blocky babes to chill with?
Don’t miss out on the craziest harem experience in Minecraft history – join now and get ready for some wild adventures!
