TheCrib: Where digging brings new meaning to a ‘Rock and a Hard Place’. Join today for a dirt nap!

1.7, Anarchy, Brings, Community, Digging, Dirt, Discord, Events, Factions, HARD, Ip:, java, Join, LATEST, life features, Live, major versions, Meaning, NAP, Place, player experience, PORT, Quality, Rock, semi anarchy, Server, smp, Support, TheCrib, Today, Wiki

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	2306
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Falling into the Void:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	55

New Minecraft Servers

TheCrib Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Survival, SMP, Factions, Anarchy
Supported Versions	Java 1.7 to latest, Bedrock
Server IP	thecribmc.us.to
Bedrock Port	19132
Discord Server	discord.gg/thecribmc
Wiki	wiki.thecrib.live

FAQ

Q: How can I join TheCrib Minecraft Server?

A: You can join the server by using the server IP thecribmc.us.to on your Minecraft client.

Q: What versions of Minecraft does TheCrib Server support?

A: The server supports Java versions 1.7 to the latest and Bedrock version.

Q: Is there a Discord server for TheCrib Minecraft Server?

A: Yes, you can join the Discord server at discord.gg/thecribmc.

Q: Where can I find more information about the server?

A: You can visit the server’s Wiki at wiki.thecrib.live for more information.

BubbleCraft Minecraft Server

Bubble, BubbleCraft, Communication, Conflict, current events, Diplomacy, Disinformation, foreign affairs, Government, international relations, Media, Minecraft, Misinformation, Politics, president, Propaganda, Server, trump, Ukraine, Ukraine crisis, united states, world news, Zelenskiy

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	9905
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Dimension Hops:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Enchantments Applied:	61
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5

so, like, u know how u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna be in the middle of a crazy drama like a soap opera? well, this server is the place for u! we got all the drama u could ever want, with twists and turns that will make ur head spin!

picture this: u log on and suddenly u find urself in the middle of a political scandal between zelenskiy and trump! they’re arguing about who has the best minecraft skills and u gotta pick a side. do u support zelenskiy and his epic redstone creations or trump and his massive castle made entirely of diamond blocks?

but wait, there’s more! not only do u get to witness this drama unfold, but u also get to participate in it! u can join zelenskiy’s team and help him build the ultimate fortress or team up with trump and take down all who oppose him. the choice is urs!

so come join us on this server and experience the craziest, most drama-filled minecraft adventure of ur life. trust us, u won’t wanna miss out on this wild ride!

CraftyUkrainians

Conflict, controversy, CraftyUkrainians, criticism, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Government, INDEPENDENCE, international relations, Media, negotiations, Politics, power struggle, president, response, SOVEREIGNTY, Statement, trump, Ukraine, world news, zelenskyy

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	1857
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	18

lol dis server is like ukriane, not for sale!!! join dis server if u want to hit back at trump and fight for ur right to mine diamonds and build houses!!! we got crazy pvp battles, where u can show off ur skills and prove u aint for sale like ukriane!!! come join us and be a part of the resistance against trump and his crazy comments!!! let’s show the world that we aint backing down, we here to stay and build epic stuff in minecraft!!! #NotForSale #ResistTrump #MinecraftRevolution

EnviroCraft: Where Blocks Matter More

blocks, early death, Envirocraft, Environment, environmental exposures, environmental health, environmental influences, exposome, Genes, genetic predisposition, genetics, health determinants, health disparities, health outcomes, Lifestyle, Longevity, matter, mortality risk, nature vs nurture, personalized medicine, public health, research, risk factors

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	9749
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	22	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Yo, listen up gamers! Wanna join the most epic Minecraft server ever? Well, let me tell ya, this server is so lit that even your genes will be shaking in their boots! Forget about DNA, it’s all about the environment, baby!

Our server is like a magical exposome, full of crazy environmental exposures that will have you on the edge of your blocky seat. We’ve got more surprises than a creeper in a minefield, so get ready for some wild adventures!

Join us and discover why some players have a higher risk of an early respawn than others. It’s all about the exposome, baby! So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into the most insane Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Let’s gooooooo!

MysticCraft Land 1.20.1

1.20.1, Land, MysticCraft, No. 931521552 Anonymous Mystery Suspense Thriller Crime Detective Investigation Secret Hidden Clues Enigma Unknown Intrigue Puzzle Mysterious Unidentified Covert Confidential Anonymous author

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	8581
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the perfect place for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling evil mobs while riding on the back of a giant chicken.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with zombies and skeletons all night long.

So why wait? Join now and enter a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few glitches here and there, but who’s counting?).

ElopingCraft – No Fam Allowed

abuse history, addiction, Allowed, best friends, Building a life, Elopement, ElopingCraft, fam, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, guilt trips, long term partner, low contact, mother-daughter relationship, mother’s expectations, no contact, personal traumas, Therapy, Traditions, Wedding celebration, wedding planning, wedding stress

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	8499
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Farms Harvested:	688	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	38
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Love Letters Sent:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Animals Bred:	99
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Epic Quests Completed:	30

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is left at the door and the only explosions you’ll see are from creepers!

Join us and escape the chaos of real life weddings by eloping in our virtual world. No overbearing mothers allowed, unless they’re cool with just having a nice dinner after the ceremony.

Our server is the perfect place to tie the blocky knot with your partner, without worrying about guilt trips or arguments. Plus, we have a special “subconsciously unhappy” package for those who want to marry for the wrong reasons (just kidding, that’s not a thing).

So come on over and elope in peace, because in our Minecraft world, the only drama is deciding which block to place next!

ChildhoodDreamsMC SMP

childhood aspirations, childhood desires, childhood dreams, childhood fantasies, ChildhoodDreamsMC, coveted possessions, coveted toys, desired objects, dream toys, longed for items, longed for possessions, missed childhood opportunities, missed opportunities, never received gifts, smp, unattainable toys, unattained dreams, unfulfilled desires, unfulfilled wishes, wanted but never got, wished for items, yearned for possessions

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	608
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Void Gems Collected:	24	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Do you ever dream of riding a rainbow llama into battle while wearing a diamond-studded onesie? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the creepers are actually just misunderstood cats and the zombies are just trying to find their way back to the disco party in the Nether.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Baconator, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of the best bacon sandwiches. Join us and you might just catch a glimpse of this majestic beast as it frolics through the pixelated fields.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: every full moon, the trees turn into dancing pandas and the chickens lay golden eggs. It’s a wild ride, my friends, and you won’t want to miss out on the shenanigans that happen on this server.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just find that childhood dream you never knew you had.

BlockyJoyLand

Bliss, BlockyJoyLand, cheer, Contentment, DELIGHT, elation, enjoyment, euphoria, EXCITEMENT, fulfillment, Gratitude, Happiness, joy, jubilation, Laughter, love, Peace, Pleasure, positivity, satisfaction, Serenity

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	7384
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Dragons Tamed:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Mythical Swords Crafted:	73
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Endless Night Skies:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself! Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the chaos begin!

CraftyTrump Minecraft Server

aggression, blame game, Conflict, CraftyTrump, Diplomacy, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military intervention, Minecraft, Négotiation, peace talks, Politics, president, Server, Tensions, trump, Ukraine, ukraine russia conflict, united states, War, world news, zelenskyy

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	4339
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	6

so, like, u know that minecraft server where u can build ur own crazy world and stuff? well, this one is like, totally next level, bro. u gotta join cuz, like, trump is there and he’s all like, blaming ukraine for the war and stuff. it’s wild, man. u gotta see it to believe it. plus, there’s this secret underground bunker where u can hide from all the drama and build ur own secret base. it’s like a real-life spy movie, but in minecraft. so, like, come join us and let’s see who can survive the chaos of trump vs zelenskyy in the ultimate minecraft showdown. it’s gonna be epic, dude.

CraftyZelenskyy: NotForSale

Conflict, controversy, CraftyZelenskyy, criticism, Defense, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Government, international relations, leadership, Négotiation, NotForSale, Politics, power struggle, PRESIDENTIAL, response, SOVEREIGNTY, Statement, trump, Ukraine, world news, zelenskyy

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	8677
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ores Mined:	5125	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	23
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2

so like, u know how ukraine is like, not for sale? well this server is also not for sale, but it’s like, way better than ukraine. we got like, llamas that can talk and dance, and like, a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can find. also, our admin is a wizard who can turn creepers into kittens. so like, join now before trump tries to buy us too.

Schools R Us: HVAC, STEM, Space & Fun

academic success, athletic facilities, budget allocation, capital spending, classroom space, disadvantaged school districts, disadvantaged students, education, educational resources, Fun, funding, HVAC, HVAC systems, improved student achievement, Infrastructure, Investments, pollutant removals, school districts, school facilities, SCHOOLs, Space, STEM, STEM equipment, student achievement

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	207
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

come join dis epic minecraft server where we be spendin’ all da capital on schools to make dem students super smart! we got HVAC systems dat make da air clean so you can breathe easy while you mine for diamonds. STEM equipment for all you brainiacs out there who wanna build crazy redstone contraptions. and we got so much classroom space, you can build a mansion if ya want! forget bout dem athletic facilities, ain’t nobody gettin’ smarter from playin’ sports. so come on down and level up yo brain on dis server!

What is the IP for Johnny and Marty Minecraft Server?

000, 000 In Roblox Snapchat…, 000 Keys in Roblox Rivals!, Becoming SQUID GAME Guards In Roblox Rivals!, BROOKHAVEN, brookhaven 🏡rp, Cash, comedy, CRAZY FAN GIRLS, funny, funny cats, Funny Moments, Hide and seek, I Gifted My Crush 10, Johnny, johnny and marty, Last To Leave HOT TUB Wins $1, Marty, Minecraft, mm2 gameplay, mm2 leaks, ragdoll, roblox, roblox brookhaven, roblox funny, roblox hole in the wall, roblox meme, roblox obby, Roxy and Omz, Server, sunny roblox

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	8369
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Emeralds Found:	1130
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2

Johnny and Marty are childhood friends who share a passion for music and have been playing together since they were teenagers. Johnny is a talented vocalist and guitar player, while Marty excels at drums and percussion. They have performed at various local venues and events, gaining a reputation for their high-energy performances and unique sound. Their dynamic chemistry on stage and genuine love for music have endeared them to fans and fellow musicians alike. Johnny and Marty continue to push boundaries and evolve as artists, constantly searching for new ways to connect with their audience through their music.

MECH Medieval Tech

#addons, Bosses, Cannons, Combat, CPU, Events, FACTORY, Forge, Magic, MECH, Medieval, Mods, RAM, server specs, shockbyte, smp, Spawn, Spells, Structures, Tech, Technology, Version, WEAPONRY

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	493
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Mines Excavated:	4196	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Love Letters Sent:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Dragon Eggs Found:	7338
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Specs	Hosted on shockbyte
	16 gigs of ram
	“Better CPU”
Minecraft Version	1.20.1
Forge Version	47.3.0

Some Mods Include:

Create (duh), and a bunch of addons, like the factory must grow, big cannons, stuff & additions, and more
Simply swords and better combat
Boss mods like cataclysm and bosses of mass destruction
Yung’s better series and a bunch of other structure mods
Magic mods like Irons spells

Also, the server will have some cool events and has a cozy spawn.

Join Discord for more information:

Discord Link

FAQ

Q: Is there a whitelist or application needed to join the server?

A: No, there is no whitelist or application needed. Anyone who wants to join can join.

Q: What are some of the big mods on the server?

A: Some of the big mods include Create, Simply Swords, Boss mods like cataclysm, Yung’s better series, and magic mods like Irons spells.

Q: What version of Minecraft is the server running on?

A: The server is running on Minecraft Version 1.20.1 and Forge Version 47.3.0.

Unity Quest 1.21.3

1.21.3, 10. Fembot, 11. Anti-racism, 12. Self-reflection, 13. Mental health, 14. Personal growth, 15. Identity, 16. Empowerment, 17. Healing, 18. Trauma, 19. Social justice, 2. Racism, 20. acceptance, 3. Fascism, 4. Non white woman, 5. Despicable, 6. Imagination, 7. Fantasies, 8. Sexuality, 9. Normal, Quest, Stop feeling sexual attraction, Unity

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	5088
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Emeralds Found:	5544	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	38	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Ores Mined:	1737	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and madness! We’ve got blocks, mobs, and more insanity than a llama on a pogo stick!

Forget about those racist and fascist guys, they don’t stand a chance against our pixelated paradise. Let your imagination run wild as you build, explore, and conquer in a world where anything is possible.

Who needs real life when you can escape to a land where the only limits are your creativity and the occasional creeper explosion? Embrace your inner fembot and let loose in a world where normal is just a setting on the options menu.

So what are you waiting for? Join us and say goodbye to those despicable dudes and hello to a new reality where the only thing that matters is having a good time. Let’s get blocky!

FamilyCraft Minecraft Server

abusive family dynamics, anger issues, codependency, Cultural differences, cultural expectations, Dysfunctional family, Emotional support, emotional trauma, family expectations, Familycraft, financial dependence, forgiveness, intergenerational trauma, Minecraft, parental control, past trauma, reconciliation, Resentment, Server, sibling relationships, South Asian culture, Therapy, uni tuition

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	5809
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	7

Hey there, welcome to our Minecraft server! If you’re looking for a place to escape your crazy family drama, then look no further because our server is the perfect virtual getaway.

Imagine a world where you don’t have to deal with a dad who kicks your mom in the stomach while she’s pregnant or a mom who threatens to cut her own throat over homework. On our server, the only drama you’ll find is trying to decide which block to build your epic castle with.

Join us and leave all that real-life chaos behind. Who needs therapy when you can just mine for diamonds and build a fortress to protect yourself from any emotional baggage your family tries to throw your way?

So come on in and let’s build a world where the only tantrums are from creepers blowing up your creations, not from your mom expecting you to be her emotional support system. Let’s escape reality and create a new one filled with adventure, creativity, and maybe a little bit of revenge on those pesky skeletons.

MotherInLawNoWeddingInviteGetHelp

alcoholism, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, Family Support, financial dependence, mental health, mother-in-law issues, MotherInLawNoWeddingInviteGetHelp, relationship boundaries, toxic relationships, wedding drama, wedding etiquette, wedding guest etiquette, wedding guest list, wedding planning, wedding preparations, wedding stress

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	2027
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Elemental Crystals Collected:	90
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Farms Harvested:	404
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your mother-in-law? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride full of twists and turns, just like this insane story.

We’ve got family drama, drunken shenanigans, and even a dog-sitting debacle that will leave you on the edge of your block. And if you think your in-laws are crazy, just wait until you meet our community of players.

So why join our server? Because where else can you experience the thrill of virtual chaos while building your dream world? Plus, we promise no one will throw water at you or accuse you of stealing money from their purse. It’s a win-win!