TheCrib: Where digging brings new meaning to a ‘Rock and a Hard Place’. Join today for a dirt nap!

1.7, Anarchy, Brings, Community, Digging, Dirt, Discord, Events, Factions, HARD, Ip:, java, Join, LATEST, life features, Live, major versions, Meaning, NAP, Place, player experience, PORT, Quality, Rock, semi anarchy, Server, smp, Support, TheCrib, Today, Wiki

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	4045
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

New Minecraft Servers

TheCrib Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Survival, SMP, Factions, Anarchy
Supported Versions	Java 1.7 to latest, Bedrock
Server IP	thecribmc.us.to
Bedrock Port	19132
Discord Server	discord.gg/thecribmc
Wiki	wiki.thecrib.live

FAQ

Q: How can I join TheCrib Minecraft Server?

A: You can join the server by using the server IP thecribmc.us.to on your Minecraft client.

Q: What versions of Minecraft does TheCrib Server support?

A: The server supports Java versions 1.7 to the latest and Bedrock version.

Q: Is there a Discord server for TheCrib Minecraft Server?

A: Yes, you can join the Discord server at discord.gg/thecribmc.

Q: Where can I find more information about the server?

A: You can visit the server’s Wiki at wiki.thecrib.live for more information.

CraftyFriendCare

#authorities, Boundaries, break up, Closure, college, Communication, consequences, CraftyFriendCare, fear, friendship, Harassment, high school, intervention, loyalty, mental health, Police, RESPONSIBILITY, Safety, Support, toxic relationship, undocumented immigrants

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	2693
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	16

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any creepy exes like Cindy’s Josh! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and absolutely no drama from psychotic ex-boyfriends.

Our server is like a safe haven away from all the craziness of real life. No need to worry about unwanted visitors showing up at your virtual doorstep or harassing you to talk to their ex-girlfriend. We’ve got your back, and we’ll make sure you have a blast without any unwanted drama.

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Build, explore, and have a great time with us – just leave all the crazy exes at the door! Trust us, you won’t regret it. 😉🎮 #NoMoreJoshsAllowed

AnnoyingAF in Minecraft SMP

aggravating, ANNOYING, AnnoyingAF, Behavior, bothersome, exasperating, frustrating, habits, Harmless, irksome, IRRITATING, Minecraft, minor annoyances, minor inconveniences, minor irritations, Nuisance, pesky, Pet Peeves, QUIRKS, smp, trivial, vexing

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	1065
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Star Shards Collected:	260
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	26
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing ever! We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and enchanted golden apples, like who even needs regular apples anymore? And get this, we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves to blow things up but only in a cute way, like he’ll blow up a flower or something, it’s hilarious!

But wait, there’s more! We have this super annoying prankster named Steve who loves to pull harmless but annoying pranks on everyone. Like one time he replaced all the torches in our village with glowstone just to mess with us, like who even does that? But it’s all in good fun, right?

So if you want to join a crazy fun Minecraft SMP where anything can happen, then you have to join us! Just be prepared for some wacky adventures and lots of laughs, because we’re all about having a good time and making memories that will last a lifetime. See you in the game, fellow gamers!

PixelCrushCraft

AMBITION, attractive, Authenticity, charisma, Charm, communication skills, Confidence, emotional intelligence, Empathy, EYES, humor, intelligence, Kindness, Passion, Personality, physical appearance, PixelCrushCraft, sense of humor, Smile, Style, WIT

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	2915
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone? Do you dream of finding your Minecraft soulmate while building a castle together? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place to find love and loot! Join us and you might just stumble upon a player whose pixelated avatar makes your heart skip a beat. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server full of potential baes? Join now and start swiping right on those blocky hotties!

CraftyUkrainians Minecraft Server

Adversity, blows, Conflict, Courageous, CraftyUkrainians, Crisis, DEFIANT, determination, eastern europe, hardened, international relations, Military, Minecraft, Politics, Resilient, Server, solidarity, strength, Support, trump, ukrainians, Unity, War

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	5502
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Potions Brewed:	175

come join our epic minecraft server where war-hardened ukrainians are taking on trump’s blows with nothing but pickaxes and diamond swords! we’ve got a community of players who never back down, even when faced with the craziest challenges. build your own base, team up with other players, and show trump who’s boss in this wild and wacky world. plus, our ukrainian players have some pretty epic stories to tell around the campfire – you won’t believe the adventures they’ve been on! so come on, join us and be a part of the most epic minecraft server around!

PutinPuncherMacron

Alliance, Assertiveness, Communication, Diplomacy, foreign policy, France, international relations, leadership, Macron, Meeting, Négotiation, Politics, power dynamics, putin, PutinPuncherMacron, russia, Strategic, strength, summit, trump, united states

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	7695
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Votes:	1628	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	11

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, bro. like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, the craziest adventures and the most epic battles. like, one time, we had this dude who built a giant toilet and made everyone poop in it. it was so funny, bro.

and, like, the admin is this crazy dude who once fought off a whole army of creepers with just a wooden sword. he’s, like, a total legend, man.

oh, and, like, we have this secret treasure hidden somewhere on the server. no one has found it yet, but they say it’s guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. like, how insane is that?

so, yeah, bro, you gotta join this server. it’s gonna be, like, the most epic journey of your life. and remember, don’t be weak like Macron. join us and show Putin who’s boss!

Crafty Migraine: Neuro Fun!

Crafty, Fun, Migraine, Neuro

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	193
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Dragon Eggs Found:	5351	Love Letters Sent:	10
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9464	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we turn migraines into magic spells! our server is so lit, you’ll forget all about those pesky headaches and be casting spells like a wizard in no time!

we got potions that will make your head feel like a fluffy cloud and blocks that will transport you to a land of rainbows and unicorns. join us on this wild adventure and never worry about migraines again!

our players have reported feeling like they’re floating on a cloud of marshmallows while playing on our server. some even say they’ve seen leprechauns dancing in the distance, handing out golden blocks like candy!

so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s turn those migraines into magic on our one-of-a-kind minecraft server!

What is the IP for Stimpee Minecraft Server?

2024.., base, BUILD, built, camper, Clan, Clans, deep, episode, fps, Game, gameplay, GIANT, glitch, hidden, kill, Living, Loot, Massive, Medieval, metal, Minecraft, mmo, molotov, multiplayer, new, new patch, new update, OFFLINE, online raid, Patch, Prim, prim server, Primitive, primitive server, primitive update, Raid, Raided, Raiding, Raids, roof, roof camp, Roof Camper, Rust, secret, series, Server, Solo, solo rust, Spawn, Steam, stimpee, STONE, Survival, SURVIVE, Surviving, Tower, trap, trap base, update, weapon, wipe, wiped, wood

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	6532
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

Stimpee is a popular gaming content creator known for his energetic and comedic style. He rose to fame through his YouTube and Twitch channels where he streams and uploads gameplay videos of various games. Stimpee is well-loved for his engaging personality and ability to make his audience laugh. He continues to grow his fan base and create entertaining content for his loyal followers.

CatCraft

1.18, 1.21.4, 1.X, 16k, active members, Adult, Ashburn, Biomes, CatCraft, Community, Creative, Event, Lgbt, Minecraft, Modpack, Pictures, rules, Seasons, Server, Staff, Survival, Uhc, Updates, Usa, VA, Vanilla, world, World Edit

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	4388
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Ores Mined:	9096
Votes:	1299	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15

CatCraft Server Overview

Server Name	CatCraft
Type	Community focused Minecraft server
Launch Date	Season 1 – April 4, 2019; Season 2 – December 2021
Current Version	1.21.4
World Border	16k in every direction
Hosting Location	Ashburn, VA (USA)

Server Rules

Don’t be a dick.
Don’t steal, dupe, grief.
Strict 21+ server.
Fair PVP gameplay.
No hacking, x-ray, duping, forcefield.
Reasonable pranking.
Include your favorite breed of cat in application.
Maintain server aesthetics.
Sign your stuff, keep it organized.
Avoid killing withers in the over-world.

Other Important Details

No Enderman Griefing
End Dragon drops elytra, egg, head
Various custom gameplay enhancements

For more information and application, visit our Discord.

Divine Ruler’s Realm 1.21.1

1.21.1, America, american history, american people, BIBLE, Crooked, day one, Divine, fascist, Fascist president, gaza, Genocide, Genocide Joe, God Bless President Trump, Horror, negotiating table, Peacemakers, people of Gaza, Presidency, Realm, rulers, subsidizing, totalitarian, trump, Ukraine, War

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	1854
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that even Genocide Joe would approve of! We don’t just build blocks, we build peace like Trump did in Gaza on DAY ONE. Our server is like a negotiating table for all sides to come together and battle it out in the name of peace. Trump may not be in office anymore, but his spirit lives on in our Minecraft world. Come join us and be a peacemaker like the Bible says. God Bless President Trump and God Bless our crazy Minecraft server!

SIL’s BF Ruining Family Function Minecraft Server

family, Function, Minecraft, Ruining, Server, sils

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	5177
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Towns Built:	9	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is just as wild as this family situation! Join us for a server full of twists and turns, just like this love triangle.

Reasons to join our server: – Experience the thrill of navigating through complicated relationships, just like in real life! – Build your own virtual family and see if you can avoid any awkward entanglements. – Explore the depths of your own moral compass as you decide whether to attend family gatherings or stay home in protest. – Who needs reality TV when you can log onto our server and witness all the drama unfold right before your eyes?

So come on in and join us for a Minecraft experience unlike any other. Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of your own crazy love triangle!

KarmaCraft – Sister Drama

AITAH, alibi, Attention, BETRAYAL, burdened, Cheating, depression, disability, DISRESPECTFUL, Drama, fragile, Guilt, Infidelity, Karma, KarmaCraft, Married men, mental health, nonjudgmental, nudes, obesity, open marriage, ptsd, self-absorbed, sexless marriage, sister, triggering

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	8353
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	New Chunks Explored:	492418
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Endless Night Skies:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my sister’s love life? Look no further! Our server is like a soap opera on steroids, with drama, betrayal, and scandal at every turn.

Join our server and you’ll be immersed in a world where players are just as sneaky as my sister’s cheating ways. From secret alliances to backstabbing betrayals, you’ll never know who to trust.

Just like my sister, who juggles multiple lovers, you’ll have the opportunity to team up with different players and form alliances. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in a love triangle or two!

And just like my sister’s husband, who is completely clueless about her escapades, you’ll encounter players who are blissfully unaware of the chaos happening around them. Will you be the one to uncover the truth and blow the lid off their secrets?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as scandalous as my sister’s love life, join us now! Just be prepared for a rollercoaster ride of emotions, drama, and maybe even a few nudes (just kidding…or are we?).

BadHabitMC SMP

bad habits, BadHabitMC, compulsive behavior, forbidden fruit, guilty conscience, guilty pleasures, IMMORAL, indulgence, indulging, indulging in vices, Naughty, self-destructive behavior, self-sabotage, Sinful, smp, succumbing to temptation, taboo, temptation, Unethical, vice, Weakness, wrongdoing

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	994
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Farms Harvested:	367	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Bro, lemme tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server you gotta join! It’s like, the most lit place in all of Minecraft land, I swear. Like, the spawn is literally a giant rainbow unicorn that poops out diamonds and emeralds, it’s insane!

And get this, the owner is a talking potato named Spud who wears a top hat and monocle. He’s like, the coolest potato you’ll ever meet, I’m not even joking. He once fought off a horde of creepers with nothing but a carrot stick, true story.

Oh, and the mods on the server are actual wizards who can summon dragons and unicorns at will. They once turned a griefer into a block of cheese just for fun, it was wild.

So yeah, if you wanna join a Minecraft SMP where anything goes and the only rule is to have a good time, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night, it’s lit AF.

SchooIyardShenanigans

explicit, explicit content, Inappropriate Behavior, NSFW, NSFW encounter, NSFW moment, NSFW story, scandalous, SchooIyardShenanigans, School, school experience, school gossip, school incident, school memory, school rumor, school scandal, school shocker, school story, Shocking.., unforgettable school moment

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	2103
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Star Shards Collected:	113
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Dimension Hops:	12
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39

Are you tired of boring old school stories and ready for some wild and wacky adventures? Then come join our Minecraft server where the craziest things happen every day!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a group of dancing chickens appear, wearing top hats and monocles. They start singing show tunes and throwing emeralds at you. It’s like a Broadway show meets a treasure hunt!

Or how about this: you stumble upon a secret underground disco party where all the mobs are busting out their best dance moves. The creepers are breakdancing, the skeletons are doing the robot, and even the ender dragon is getting down with its bad self.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Enderman who tells the funniest jokes in all of Minecraft. He’ll have you rolling on the floor laughing with his puns and pranks.

So if you’re ready for a school experience like no other, join our Minecraft server and get ready for some NSFW (Not Safe For World) fun!

DesertCraft Minecraft Server

Condemnation, Conflict, controversial, DesertCraft, disgrace, extremism, Grand Mufti, Hamas, international relations, Islamic, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Muslim leaders, Politics, Radicalism, Religion, religious authority, Saudi Arabia, Saudi Arabian government, Server, Shocking.., Statement, Terrorism

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	4459
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

so, like, if you wanna join dis minecraft server, you gotta know that it’s like, the craziest place to be, man. like, there’s this one time where the Grand Mufti of Saudi Arabia came on and was all like, “yo, Hamas is a disgrace, man.” and we were all like, whoa, that’s some drama right there. but like, don’t worry, we ain’t about that drama life, we just here to build epic stuff and have a good time. so come join us, and let’s make some epic memories together, man. peace out, y’all!

UkraineSurrenderIn3Weeks

Conflict Resolution, DEADLINE, Diplomacy, Europe, european union, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international agreements, international relations, MEP, negotiations, peace talks, Politics, power dynamics, PRESSURE, security concerns, Surrender, trump, Ukraine, UkraineSurrenderIn3Weeks, united states

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	8162
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	92
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12

come join our epic minecraft server where trump is the king and he gave europe three weeks to sign off on ukraine ‘surrender’ HAHAHAHAHA. we have crazy pvp battles where you can fight for your right to build the best base in the land. trump himself will come and personally congratulate you if you win a battle, no joke. also, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet pig named ukraine to help you in your adventures. so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and be a part of the most insane minecraft server ever!