TheCraftyLands | New Minecraft Servers 2025

DerpyCraft – Where Everyone Looks Stupid!

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	5394
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Endless Legions Commanded:	30	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Potions Brewed:	75	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Trying to build a dirt house in Minecraft! But fear not, on our server, we have banned dirt houses because we believe in luxury living for all players. Join us and build your mansion in the sky, complete with diamond floors and emerald chandeliers. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a friendly ghost named Steve who will help you mine for diamonds faster than you can say “creeper explosion!” So come on, join us and experience the high life in Minecraft like never before!

SpyCraft: Fishermen’s Find

Find, Fishermens, Spycraft

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	2814
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Emeralds Found:	5773	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

come join our minecraft server where we have SUSPECTED CHINESE UNDERWATER SPY DRONES swimming around in our virtual oceans! fisherman have found them off the coast of the PHILIPPINES and now they’re causing chaos in our blocky world! join us for the chance to uncover their secrets and maybe even ride them like a submarine! who needs regular old dolphins when you can have underwater spies, amirite? dive in and join the madness today!

Sea Level Survival

#sustainability, adaptation, Biodiversity, climate change, coastal areas, conservation, Decline, ecological impact, ecosystem, Environmental Science, future projections, global warming, habitat loss, High marsh habitats, LEVEL, marine ecosystems, mitigation, Report, researchers, sea, Sea Level Rise, Survival, urgent action

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	7833
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Star Shards Collected:	287
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Astral Projections Made:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4

LOLZ come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we be savin’ da high marsh habitats from sinkin’ into da ocean like a soggy cookie! We be buildin’ all sorts of wacky contraptions to stop dat sea-level rise, like giant sponges and magical water-proof walls.

If you join dis server, you get a special power to control da tides and make da ocean do yo biddin’. You can even ride on da back of a sea turtle and explore da depths of da underwater world. Plus, we be havin’ epic battles with evil sea monsters tryin’ to flood our land. It’s a wild ride, my dudes!

So come on over and help us save da high marsh habitats before they disappear faster than a creeper in da sunlight. Let’s show Mother Nature who’s boss and have a blast doin’ it!

SvSurvival

Active, Community, Create, Discord, Empty, Friendly, generation, Ip:, java, Join, Minecraft, Popularity, Semi Vanilla, Server, Small, SvSurvival, Teams, Terralith, Tiny, Vanilla, weekends, Word Of Mouth

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	7688
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Endless Night Skies:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13

SvSurvival Server Overview

Server Version	1.20.4, Java
Server Type	Vanilla Minecraft with Terralith generation
Community Size	Small
Teams	Few teams available for joining or creating your own
Community Description	Tiny friendly community aiming to grow through word of mouth
Server Activity	More active on weekends
IP	svsurvival.feathermc.gg
Discord	Join our Discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is this a modded server?	No, it is a vanilla server with Terralith generation.
How can I join a team?	You can either join an existing team or create your own team on the server.
When is the server most active?	The server is more active during weekends.
Is the community friendly?	Yes, we have a tiny friendly community on the server.
Can I invite friends to join?	Yes, feel free to spread the popularity of the server by word of mouth.

Crafted Realm 1.21

armor, color, Correction, crafted, editing, English language, error, extra u, grammar, Language, language learning, misspelling, mistake, proofreading, Realm, spelling error, typo, vocabulary, Word, Writing

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	1353
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	2208
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Mines Excavated:	2395
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this wacky Minecraft server, bruh! We got all the crazy stuff you could ever imagine, like armuor and coluor! Yeah, you heard me right, we like to keep things extra British around here, just to mess with your head, haha!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is like a trippy acid trip, man. You’ll be questioning reality and your own existence while building epic structures and battling mobs. It’s like Inception meets Minecraft, bro!

So come on, don’t be a square, join our server and let the madness begin! You won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a wild ride!

HangryHub Minecraft Server

Accommodation, Argument, Communication, compromise, Cooking, Crohn’s disease, DISRESPECTFUL, HangryHub, IBD, Marriage, marriage problems, meat eater, Minecraft, money earner, new year’s eve, omnivore diet, regret, relationship, Server, stay at home wife, ungrateful husband, Vegetarian, vegetarian meals

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	4349
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	456
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any ungrateful meat-eating husbands like the one in this story!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy builds. Our server is the perfect escape from real-life drama, where you can focus on building your dream world without any annoying spouses demanding meat dishes.

Explore our vast virtual world and let your creativity run wild. Who needs a disrespectful husband when you can join a community of fellow gamers who share your love for Minecraft?

So come on, leave the drama behind and join our server for a fun and drama-free gaming experience. Who knows, you might even find a virtual spouse who appreciates your vegetarian cooking skills!

CraftyBFs – AITA? Ozempic

advice, aita, Apology, Boyfriend, Communication, CraftyBFs, diet, Exercise, FITNESS, health, Lifestyle, long-term solution, medication, obesity, Offense, overweight, ozempic, reddit, relationship, Support, weight loss

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	5862
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Ores Mined:	5001
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have more drama than a reality TV show!

Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through crazy relationship drama like never before. Witness epic battles between players over who should try ozempic first, and who should hit the gym instead. Will you choose sides or start your own drama-filled storyline?

Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of a community where apologizing and expressing support is just the beginning. Join now and see if you’re the AITA in this wild Minecraft adventure!

SlovakCraft: Gas Wars Edition

aid, diplomatic dispute, eastern europe, economic consequences, Edition, energy supply, european union, foreign policy, gas, gas crisis, gas transit, halt, humanitarian assistance, international relations, Limit, political tension, prime minister, sanctions, SlovakCraft, Slovakia, threat, ukrainians, Wars

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	5658
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Enchantments Applied:	147	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Buildings Constructed:	10	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Runes Activated:	1

lol u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz if u dont, the slovak pm will come for u and limit ur aid like wut even is that?? gas transit halt? more like gas transit HALT ME FROM LAUGHING AT THIS CRAZY SERVER! join now before u get threatened by a pm who probably plays minecraft too cuz who doesnt?? come build with us and avoid the aid limits, unless u wanna risk it and see what happens when u mess with the slovak pm in minecraft land. u have been warned!

Second Bed & Breakfast

Accommodation, Bed.., Breakfast, charming, comfortable, Cozy, FANTASY, guest, Hobbit, home, Hospitality, host, lodging, middle earth, quaint, Retreat, second breakfast, shire, Small, Tolkien, Welcoming

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	6278
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	12
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Zombie Dances:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	5503	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	4

come join this cray cray minecraft server where hobbits give u a bed AND a second breakfast! like, who even does that?! u can build ur own hobbit hole and chill with ur tiny homies while eating all the breakfast u want. plus, there’s a secret underground tunnel that leads to a magical land filled with unicorns and rainbows. but shh, it’s a secret! so come on over and let’s get this party started, hobbit style!

MythicCraft: Demon Map Quest

artistic features, Demon, demonic map, Devils, dragons, Elves, folklore, folklore origins, folklore research, folklore sources, folklore stories, German folklorists, giants, GIS tools, house spirits, Map, map creation, mythical creatures, mythiccraft, Polish folklorists, Quest, Renaissance maps, supernatural beings, symbolic features, Werewolves

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	4422
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Love Letters Sent:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Dragon Scales Harvested:	174
Meteorites Collected:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	208	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Meteorite Armor Created:	10

Yo, so like, this server is like straight up wild, man. We got researchers who done created a map that’s straight outta some demonic folklore shiz. They mixed up all them Renaissance map vibes with some fancy GIS tools to find where all them stories ’bout werewolves, devils, dragons, house spirits, giants, and elves come from. It’s like a freakin’ treasure hunt for spooky legends, bro!

Join this server if you wanna uncover the secrets of ancient myths and legends, or if you just wanna chill with some wicked creatures in a virtual world. Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a portal to a realm full of mythical beasts and magical beings. It’s gonna be lit, fam. So come on and join the madness, it’s gonna be a blast!

Nostalgic server Minecraft server

1.7.10, Friends, Fun, minecraft server, Nostalgic server

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	3013
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Divine Spears Created:	25
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Nostalgic server on 1.7.10 Call your friends to make it more fun!

MineStaryi.aternos.me:47910

The Monarchy

BETRAYAL, cobwebs, Conflicts, Custom Recipes, diamond armor, discord server, exp bottles, fire crown, friendly community, kings crown, luck crown, Minecraft, Mob Heads, Monarchy, netherite crowns, Server, smp, strength crown, Teams, totem of undying, Tridents, uncraftable items, water crown

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	4999
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Alien Abductions:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

Normal private Minecraft server with custom recipes to obtain uncraftable items and unique netherite crowns.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I obtain uncraftable items?	There are custom recipes in place to obtain items like cobwebs, tridents, mob heads, totem of undying, exp bottles, and more.
What are the unique netherite crowns?	There are four unique netherite crowns – Luck Crown, Strength Crown, Fire Crown, Water Crown, and the powerful Kings Crown with various positive effects.
Can I form teams to acquire crowns?	Yes, players can create teams to try and obtain the crowns, but there is a chance of betrayal due to their power.
How should I approach gameplay?	Players can choose to be peaceful, engage in wars, or remain neutral to capitalize on conflicts within the server.
How can I join the server?	Apply on the Discord server and follow all listed rules. Contact ‘domy0160’ on Discord to join.

Cosmic Nexus 1.20

Axel Syrios, Banzoin Hakka, Cosmic, Crimzon Ruze, Entertainment, Gaming, Gavis Bettel, Goldbullet, Graduated members, hololive, Holostars EN, Josuiji Shinri, Jurard T Rexford, Live Stream, Machina X Flayon, Magmaboard, Music, Nexus, Octavio, Regis Altare, songs playlist, virtual youtuber

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	5777
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a psychedelic trip through a rainbow dimension filled with flying llamas and dancing creepers. It’s like if Willy Wonka designed a Minecraft world on acid, man. Plus, the admins are like mystical wizards who grant wishes and turn diamonds into cheeseburgers. Trust me, you won’t regret joining this server, unless you’re allergic to epicness and fun, then maybe stay away. But seriously, join now and let your inner unicorn shine!

SisTripCancelled Minecraft Server

AITAH, canceling trip, family boundaries, family communication, family conflict, family distance, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, family loyalty, family misunderstandings, family obligations., family priorities, family responsibilities, family sacrifices, Family Support, Family Values, hanging up, Minecraft, Server, sibling relationships, SisTripCancelled

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	5476
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Towns Built:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more family-friendly than your own dysfunctional family? Look no further than our server! We promise no passive-aggressive comments from your siblings or guilt trips for missing family gatherings.

Join us for a server full of fun, laughter, and no judgment for canceling plans due to a stomach virus. Our virtual nieces and nephews are always happy to see you, even if you’re feeling under the weather.

And don’t worry about purchasing your own plane tickets here – we’ll cover all your virtual travel expenses. So come join us and leave the family drama behind! Who needs real siblings when you have a whole Minecraft community to hang out with?

CraftyCookmasDrama

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	272
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Emeralds Found:	9616
Love Letters Sent:	10	Potions Brewed:	188
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Divine Scrolls Written:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as a toddler on a sugar rush? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with authoritarian MILs, Peking duck drama, and gaslighting galore!

We promise you’ll never have a dull moment as you navigate through the insanity of planning elaborate dinners, dealing with incorrect ingredients, and getting yelled at for innocent chuckles. And who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a heated family argument over cooking mishaps!

So if you’re ready to experience the ultimate rollercoaster of emotions and questionable cooking choices, join our server now! Just remember, the show must go on, even if it means facing the wrath of a hangry MIL. Let the chaos begin!

Players:	98/400	Votes:	3049
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Endless Night Skies:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Crops Grown:	9044
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Animals Bred:	121
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1