Are you tired of boring SMPs where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all the misfits and weirdos of the Minecraft community!

Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, memes, and questionable decisions. We have a strict “no seriousness allowed” policy, so leave your try-hard pants at the door.

Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of Redstone. Don’t believe us? Just wait until you see our automated chicken farm that sings show tunes while laying eggs.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world one block at a time. Will you join them in their quest for domination, or will you stand in their way and become a llama target?

So come on down to our server and let your inner weirdo shine. Just remember, if you take yourself too seriously, you might find yourself transformed into a block of dirt by our resident troll moderator. See you in the chaos!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Wilderness Tamed: 20 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
Sentient Weapons Trained: 4 Emeralds Found: 4688
Gods Slained: 2 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 15
Mystic Runes Engraved: 6 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

New Minecraft Servers

  • CandleGateCraft

    CandleGateCraft
    Are you tired of boring old scented candles that actually have wicks and can cause your house to fill with smoke? Join our Minecraft server where we promise no candles will spontaneously combust!

    Imagine a world where you can walk your virtual dogs without the fear of setting your bathroom on fire. Our server is the perfect place for considerate boyfriends who just want to light a candle without causing a smoke alarm frenzy.

    Don’t be the asshole who accidentally sets their house on fire, join our server today and experience a candle-lit paradise without the risk of burning down your virtual home. Who knew candles could be so dangerous?

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 103/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 4 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Phantom Blocks Placed: 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 6 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 7 Magical Ponies Rescued: 5

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • PsychoCraft SMP: OhShitMoment

    PsychoCraft SMP: OhShitMoment
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, look no further because our SMP is filled with a bunch of certified psychopaths! From lava traps to TNT cannons, you never know what kind of craziness you’ll encounter on our server.

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of constantly looking over your shoulder, never knowing if your fellow players are plotting your demise. Who needs trust when you can have constant paranoia instead?

    So come on, join our SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where everyone is just one step away from going full-on psycho. Just remember, it’s all in good fun… or is it? 😉

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 6 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 5 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
    Epic Battles Fought: 10 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • PixelLoveCraft

    PixelLoveCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel closer to your fellow players than ever before? Look no further! Our server is so intimate, you’ll feel like you’re sharing a virtual hug with every block you break.

    Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will have you laughing until your diamond armor falls off. Our community is so tight-knit, you’ll swear you can hear the pixels whispering sweet nothings to you as you build your dream castle.

    So come on, join us and experience the most intimate Minecraft server you’ve ever laid eyes on. Just be warned, you may never want to leave once you’ve felt the warm embrace of our virtual world.

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 2202 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4
    Emeralds Found: 3059 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 15
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 5 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 44
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1 Glitched Entities Encountered: 0
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 5 Cursed Scrolls Read: 2

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CraftyRapeLawsInIndia

    CraftyRapeLawsInIndia
    Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and regulations? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on this epic adventure where anything goes, just like the government in India thinking marital rape is A-OK!

    On our server, you can build your dream world and defend it against all the haters out there. And if anyone tries to mess with you, just tell them that the government said it’s all good, just like they did with marital rape. It’s all about survival of the fittest, baby!

    So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next government official making ridiculous arguments. The possibilities are endless!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 45 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 78
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1 Legendary Scepters Created: 6
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 0 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4
    Whispering Caves Entered: 6 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • NoRoyalKingLineage

    NoRoyalKingLineage
    join our epic minecraft server where EVERYONE with the last name King, König, Koning or Koenig is treated like ROYALTY! even if they never had any royal lineage, we will make you feel like the KING (or queen) you were always meant to be!

    imagine ruling over your own kingdom, complete with diamond thrones and creeper bodyguards. build majestic castles, ride on flying pigs, and battle dragons with your fellow royal family members.

    but beware, there are rival families out to steal your crown and claim the throne for themselves. form alliances, wage wars, and show them who the REAL king (or queen) is!

    so what are you waiting for? join our server now and let the reign of the Kings, Königs, Konings, and Koenigs begin!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Astral Orbs Gathered: 13
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Lunar Scepters Activated: 6
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Potions Brewed: 33 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Gnome Villages Protected: 8

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Tiny Tots Crafty Crew

    Tiny Tots Crafty Crew
    come join dis cray cray minecraft server where u can be a preschool classroom kid and move like water molecules in da air! it’s like u in science class but way more fun cuz u can build stuff and blow stuff up! trust me, da physicists approve dis message. so come on and join da madness, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Endless Night Skies: 1 Evil Lairs Raided: 8
    Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 4 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 6 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3 Blood Moons Survived: 0

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Enchanted Factions

    Enchanted Factions

    Enchanted Realms – Premium Survival Experience IP: eu.enchantedfactions.com Version: 1.20+ Slots: Plenty for all survival enthusiasts!

    Custom Enchants – Discover hundreds of unique enchantments to make your gear even more powerful! Land Claim – Secure your land, build towns and villages, and protect them from other players! Custom Structures – Explore beautifully crafted and dangerous structures generated across the world, full of treasures and challenges you won’t find on regular servers! Quests System – Dive into intricate quests that guide you through the world, offering unique tasks and valuable rewards! Events and Special Missions – Participate in regular events, win prizes, and become a legendary survivor!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Gnome Villages Protected: 5 Potions Brewed: 114
    Legendary Scepters Created: 4 Mysterious Portals Opened: 9
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2 Magical Frogs Kissed: 6

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • mc.MINESLOPE.ru | Best vanilla + SlopeClassic Minecraft server

    mc.MINESLOPE.ru | Best vanilla + SlopeClassic Minecraft server

    ? MineSlope – a new era of Minecraft servers!

    ✅ Several game modes, friendly players, active administration, comfortable plugins and unusual events – you will find all this on the MineSlope server.

    ? Find new friends, become a legendary player and build large-scale (and not so large-scale) projects on a new developing project.

    ? IP: mc.mineslope.ru

    ?️ Server version: 1.21-1.21.1

    ? Our modes:

    • Vanilla – vanilla survival according to all the canons of Minecraft. No private meetings, no teams, no creativity. Nothing extra: just you, other players and the world. Create your projects, build shops, farms and everything you want right here!

    • SlopeClassic—classic survival according to (almost) all the canons of old servers: privates, teams, cases, pvp, titles, auction, shops, warps, clans, work, custom enchantments. However, despite this, there is nothing superfluous on the server! Everything is set up simply and concisely, so you won’t see a bunch of endless garbage on your screen. And the main feature of the mode is the most beautiful world generation, which you will not find anywhere else. Play on SlopeClassic and become the most influential player on the server.

    Become part of a rapidly developing project, participate in events and competitions, become the best player!

    Have a nice game on MineSlope!

    Key words (for search):

    Best server! work, enchantments, crafts, clans, guilds, weddings, nothing more, private, without private, auction, ah, market, shops, economy, donation, sponsor, mineslope, mineslope, pvp, pve, levels, whales, sets, classic, vanilla, anarchy, market, rare wipes, pirated, without a license, parkour, events, events, competitions, spawn, survival, without commands, cases, with cases, without launcher

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Mythical Relics Collected: 14
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Astral Staffs Crafted: 19
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Animals Bred: 140

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Invisible Eggplant [SMP] 1.21.1 Java Bedrock Public McMMO

    Invisible Eggplant [SMP] 1.21.1 Java Bedrock Public McMMO

    Invictus SMP ⛏️

    Server IP invictus.r2f.co
    Bedrock Port 25591
    Discord https://discord.com/invite/aCwtT7qWzh

    Invictus was founded in 2020, to create a small and relaxed community. It now consists of 185+ discord members and an active player base. The world resets every 6 months or so and is updated to the latest version. Our server is public and we welcome anyone and everyone! 👋 We’re currently on our 9th season and have a large returning player base.

    Features:

    FAQ:

    Question Answer
    How often does the world reset? The world resets every 6 months or so and is updated to the latest version.
    Is the server public? Yes, our server is public and we welcome anyone and everyone!
    How many seasons are you currently on? We are currently on our 9th season.
    Do you have community events? Yes, we have regular community events for players to participate in.

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Players Killed by Monsters: 6536
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Void Armor Forged: 19
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Powerful Allies Recruited: 8
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9 Runes Activated: 6

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Late Bloomer Minecraft Server

    Late Bloomer Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being a late bloomer in the world of Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, being a late bloomer is actually a good thing! We have special events where late bloomers are celebrated with fireworks, cake, and even a parade in their honor. Join our server and embrace your inner late bloomer in style!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 7 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 10
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Underground Cities Explored: 2
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Mines Excavated: 4198 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • /Mine/Gig/ – Minecraft SMP Giggles

    /Mine/Gig/ – Minecraft SMP Giggles
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the mobs are actually friendly and the creepers dance to disco music!

    We’ve got character trailers that will make you question reality, like “Xilonen: Fervent Beats” where our character dances their way through battles like a pro! And don’t forget “The Duty of Name Forging” where Xilonen takes on the ultimate challenge of naming every single block in the game.

    Version 5.1 “The Rainbow Destined to Burn” will blow your mind with its epic trailer that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about rainbows.

    But wait, there’s more! Our 4th Anniversary Web Event “Starlight Reverie” is live until October 12th, where you can win prizes that will make your friends jealous.

    Join now and you’ll have the chance to summon characters like Xilonen, Chiori, Collei, Candace, and Dori! And don’t forget about the weapon banners featuring Uraku Misugiri and Peak Patrol Song – because who doesn’t want a sword that sings?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other. Who knows, you might even discover the secret to making diamonds rain from the sky!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 2 Alien Abductions: 0
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 17 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Divine Scrolls Written: 23
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • KidCare Minecraft Server

    KidCare Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring parents who only care about themselves and their new baby? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server for a chance to escape the drama and have some fun!

    Our server is the perfect place to avoid parents who think you’re just a “practice run” and prioritize their new baby over you. Say goodbye to being ignored when you’re sick or needing help with schoolwork. On our server, you’re the star!

    And get this – our server is so awesome that even if your parents try to guilt trip you into watching your sibling while they go to fertility treatments, you can just log on and play Minecraft instead. Who needs family drama when you can build epic structures and explore virtual worlds?

    So come join us on our server and leave the real world behind. It’s time to show your parents that you deserve better and have some fun while doing it. Let’s mine, craft, and laugh together – because you deserve it!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2 Mythical Swords Crafted: 74
    Players Killed by Monsters: 7667 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Dark Rituals Completed: 8 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 5 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 162

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • SisMan4LifeCraft

    SisMan4LifeCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a soap opera? Look no further than our server! Join us and experience the thrill of family feuds, wedding drama, and sibling rivalry like never before!

    Imagine being the man of honor at your sister’s wedding, causing a rift in your family that will last for generations. Choose sides, make enemies, and watch as the drama unfolds on our server.

    But wait, there’s more! Experience the countdown to your 18th birthday, where every decision you make could have long-lasting consequences. Will you choose loyalty to your sister or your other siblings? The choice is yours, and the drama is guaranteed.

    So come join us on our server, where the only thing crazier than the gameplay is the stories behind it. Who needs dragons and zombies when you have family drama to keep you entertained?

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 29
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 19 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Glitched Entities Encountered: 3
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 5 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 29 Mythical Swords Crafted: 91

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • GhostTankers Minecraft Server

    GhostTankers Minecraft Server
    so, like, u know how Iran has this whole ‘ghost fleet’ of oil tankers, right? well, they been causin’ all sorts of trouble, like attackin’ Israel and stuff. so, the US was like, “nah, we ain’t havin’ that,” and they slapped sanctions on those ghost ships.

    but guess what? our Minecraft server ain’t afraid of no ghost fleet! come join us and help us take down those spooky tankers with your blocky skills. we got crazy PvP battles, epic builds, and even a secret underwater base where we plan our attacks on the ghost ships.

    plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock special powers that let you control the weather in the game. imagine summonin’ thunderstorms and tornadoes to wreak havoc on your enemies!

    so, what are ya waitin’ for? come join our server and help us save Israel from the ghost fleet of oil tankers! it’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me.

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Endless Legions Commanded: 23
    Zombie Dances: 4 Crystal Caves Mapped: 9
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3 Falling into the Void: 1
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • TrumpTakedownCraft

    TrumpTakedownCraft
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than a reality tv show! we got crazy pvp battles, like biden vs iran but in minecraft! if you join, you might even witness a showdown between trump and a creeper, now that’s what we call entertainment! so come on and join the chaos, because on this server, anything can happen!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Wyrmholes Dug: 6
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Emeralds Found: 7735
    Legendary Scepters Created: 6 Mythical Relics Collected: 18

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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