Are you tired of boring SMPs where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all the misfits and weirdos of the Minecraft community!

Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, memes, and questionable decisions. We have a strict “no seriousness allowed” policy, so leave your try-hard pants at the door.

Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of Redstone. Don’t believe us? Just wait until you see our automated chicken farm that sings show tunes while laying eggs.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world one block at a time. Will you join them in their quest for domination, or will you stand in their way and become a llama target?

So come on down to our server and let your inner weirdo shine. Just remember, if you take yourself too seriously, you might find yourself transformed into a block of dirt by our resident troll moderator. See you in the chaos!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 105/100 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Orbs of Power Found: 8 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 14
Mines Excavated: 3168 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
Heroic Oaths Sworn: 12 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Runes Activated: 0

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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