Thebes | New Minecraft Servers 2025

SunscreenSprint

aita, ANNOYED, Beach, Chemical, cold shoulder, Controlling, expensive, free range, Hawaii, healthy, Lazy, organic, Physical, Pregnancy, refusing, ruined vacation, Store, sunscreen, SunscreenSprint, vacation, walk

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	8264
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Emeralds Found:	3760
Dimension Hops:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	47	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	70

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as demanding as a pregnant wife on a strict organic diet? Look no further! Our server will have you walking hours just to find the perfect sunscreen – because apparently, “chemical” sunscreen is so last season. Join us for the ultimate challenge of meeting ridiculous demands and facing the wrath of a hormonal partner. Who needs a relaxing vacation when you can have a virtual world filled with sunscreen drama? Don’t be lazy like our sunscreen-hating player – join now and experience the chaos for yourself!

DOGEsClandestineOpsMinecraftSMP

#classified information, #covert operations, #intelligence gathering, clandestine operations, consequences, crisis management., Doge, DOGEsClandestineOpsMinecraftSMP, Espionage, funding, Government, intelligence agencies, intelligence community, investigation, national security, Protocol, reaction, risk assessment, security measures, Surveillance, Termination

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	1405
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Astral Projections Made:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

LMAO imagine if DOGE, the meme coin, was like “oopsies daisies” and shut down a top secret spy mission by mistake. The spies would be like “bruh, we can’t spy no more, thanks a lot DOGE!” But then they realize it was all just a big misunderstanding because DOGE was just trying to fund a new dog park for all the spy dogs. So now they’re all chillin at the dog park, playing fetch and stuff, while the spies are like “well, I guess we’ll just have to find a new job now.” Join our Minecraft SMP for more wacky adventures like this, where anything can happen, even DOGE messing up spy missions! Let’s gooooooo! 🤪🐶🕵️‍♂️ #SpyDogs4Life

NATO No More, EU Army Galore!

Alliance, Army, army of Europe, Conflict Resolution, Defense, Diplomacy, EU, EU borders, european defense, european union, foreign policy, Galore, Geopolitical, international relations, military alliance, military capacity, nato, russia, SECURITY, Support, Ukraine, US

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	4508
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension Hops:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Void Armor Forged:	23

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is like a virtual soap opera with a twist! Picture this: the US has abandoned NATO, Russia is causing chaos, and the EU is left to fend for itself. But fear not, because on our server, you can join the “army of Europe” and defend our borders against any threat – even if it means taking on Russia with nothing but a pickaxe and some dirt blocks! So come on, join us for a wild ride filled with intrigue, betrayal, and epic battles that will make your head spin (literally, if you get hit by a stray arrow). Trust us, you won’t find a more thrilling Minecraft experience anywhere else!

BlockyBritsVSFrogs Minecraft Server

BlockyBritsVSFrogs, Britain, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, crisis management., Defense, eastern europe, european union, France, international relations, intervention, Military, Minecraft, nato, peace support operations, Peacekeeping, Plans, Protect, reassurance force, SECURITY, Server, solidarity, Ukraine

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	6420
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Enchantments Applied:	263
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	195
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20

come join our epic minecraft server where we got britain and france teaming up to protect ukraine like some superhero squad. we got a reassurance force ready to kick some butt and keep the peace in the virtual world. you gotta join us cuz we got the most epic battles and crazy adventures waiting for you. plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a team with britain and france? it’s gonna be lit, fam. so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and be a part of the madness!

CraftingTrumpVsZelenskyy

Conflict, CraftingTrumpVsZelenskyy, criticism, Diplomacy, disagreement, Dispute, foreign policy, international relations, leadership, Négotiation, Politics, russia, sanctions, Tension, trade barbs, trump, Ukraine, united states, US-Ukraine relations, War with Russia, zelenskyy

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	4253
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	181
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Dimension Hops:	15
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

lol come join our minecraft server where u can trade barbs like trump and zelenskyy but without the war with russia lol. u can build ur own wall and make ukraine great again. we got pigs that fly and cows that dance, it’s a party up in here. plus, if u join now, u get a free pet llama named vladimir. don’t miss out on the fun, join now and let’s make minecraft great again!

Glacier Melt Madness

climate change, climate crisis, climate data, climate science, environmental impact, environmental study, glacier, glacier loss, glacier research, glacier study, global warming, ice loss, ice melt, ice melting, madness, melt, melting glaciers, rising sea levels, scientific research, sea level data, sea level increase, Sea Level Rise

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	4159
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	7

lolz come join our epic minecraft server cuz we got melting glaciers causing sea level rise in the game HAHAHA. our research shows the world’s glaciers lost like 6.542tn tonnes of ice between 2000 and 2023 so you know it’s gonna be a wild ride. build your own glacier castle before it melts away or ride a polar bear into battle against the rising sea levels. join now for a totally cool and totally ridiculous time!

Nova anarchy

Anarchy, banned, base building, Chat, Community, Discord, gb, Griefing, HACKING, Ip:, java, Join, moderated, nether hwys, Nova, Obbi roof, Player Base, PvP, Resets, Server, Spawn Projects, young

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	7386
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Enchanted Armories Found:	8

Minecraft Server
Nova Anarchy

Brief Overview

Nova Anarchy is a small Minecraft server created by a team of friends. The server allows hacking, griefing, base building, PvP, and has no resets. The community is friendly and growing, with ongoing projects and a dedicated player base.

If you’re interested in joining, feel free to check out our Discord server and Java IP address listed below.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is hacking allowed on the server?	Yes, hacking is allowed on Nova Anarchy.
Can players grief other players’ builds?	Yes, griefing is allowed on the server.
Is base building an important aspect of the server?	Yes, base building is encouraged on Nova Anarchy.
Is PvP enabled on the server?	Yes, PvP is allowed on the server.
Will the server ever reset?	No, there are no planned resets for the server.
Is the chat moderated on the server?	No, the chat is not moderated so players can freely communicate.
How big is the server in terms of storage?	The server currently has 243 GB of storage.

If you have any other questions, feel free to join our Discord server or visit our Java IP address for more information.

QuestCrafters Guild 1.20.6

1.20.6, ASAP, assistance needed, data mining, digital footprint, find full name, find mom’s facebook, Fun, GTFIH, guild, how do i doxx someone, i need help, identity verification, internet research, investigation, lolpic, online search, personal information, privacy concerns, QuestCrafters, same day, social media, Urgent

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	1258
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Emeralds Found:	3164

Yo, bro, do you want to join the most epic Minecraft server ever? Like, seriously, this server is so lit, it will blow your mind!

We have crazy PvP battles where you can totally wreck your enemies and show them who’s boss.

And get this, we have the most insane builds you’ve ever seen. From giant castles to pixel art of your favorite memes, this server has it all.

But wait, there’s more! We even have secret treasure hunts and hidden dungeons for you to explore.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

MommaCraft Minecraft Server

Bipolar Depression, caregiving, caregiving challenges, complicated relationship, coping mechanisms, diabetes, emotional exhaustion, family dynamics, family responsibilities, Fibromyalgia, financial struggles, Long Term Care, medical issues, mental health, mental health support, Minecraft, MommaCraft, nursing home, religious beliefs, schizophrenia, self-care, Server, support systems

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	6107
Rating:	5.0 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Void Armor Forged:	27
Love Letters Sent:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Divine Spears Created:	15	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Towns Built:	4
Void Gems Collected:	23	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	18

Are you tired of real-life drama and looking for an escape? Join our Minecraft server for a wild adventure like no other!

Picture this: you spawn in a world where the only child of a mom with a heart attack, stroke, fibromyalgia, schizophrenia, bipolar depression, and diabetes needs your help. But wait, there’s more! Her aunt is also struggling with medical issues and they both need YOU to take care of them!

Experience the thrill of working paycheck to paycheck while juggling the responsibilities of caring for two sick family members. But don’t worry, you can always take a break and blow off some steam with some virtual weed (in-game, of course).

Join now for a truly unique and outrageous Minecraft experience that will have you questioning your sanity in the best way possible!

AI Cheater Alert!

academic honesty, academic integrity, academic integrity policy, academic misconduct, ALERT, Artificial Intelligence, CHEATER, Cheating, classroom ethics, Ethics, exam misconduct, exam preparation, exam proctoring, Fairness, online learning, snitching, student accountability, student behavior, student ethics, student responsibility, study habits, study techniques

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	6114
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	30
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

Hey gamers! Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as crazy as your last exam? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even the mobs use AI to outsmart you. But don’t worry, we’ve got your back. Join us and experience the thrill of battling against AI-powered creepers and skeletons. Fairness is our middle name, just like that student who got caught cheating on their exam. So come join us for a gaming experience that’s as intense as reporting a cheater to the professor. See you in the game!

90sKidLostInMinecraftSMP

“2000s”, 90s, 90sKidLostInMinecraftSMP, aim, blockbuster, CD Players, dial-up internet, fads, fashion, flip phones, movies, Music, myspace, Nostalgia, pop culture, Technology, Toys, trends, tv shows, VHS tapes, vintage

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	4297
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4

OMG guise, u gotta join dis amazin Minecraft SMP cuz it’s like totally lit like a 90s rave party! Remember when Tamagotchis were the shiz and everyone had frosted tips? Well, that’s the vibe of our server, except we have flying pigs and rainbow sheep!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground club where all the mobs hang out and have dance battles. And rumor has it, if you find the legendary diamond disco ball, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

So come join us and relive the glory days of the 90s and 2000s, where Blockbuster was still a thing and Britney Spears ruled the charts. It’s gonna be a blast from the past, but with creepers and zombies instead of boy bands and butterfly clips. Let’s get this party started, y’all! #ThrowbackThursday #MinecraftMadness #Y2KForever

SwearCraft: Parents’ Approval

Approval, childhood experiences, childhood memories, Communication, cultural influences, emotional impact, family communication, family dynamics, family relationships, generational differences, language development, language exposure, Language Use, parental influence, parenting, parents, personal boundaries, social conditioning, social norms, SwearCraft, swearing, taboo language, upbringing

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	8752
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone acts like they’re at a tea party? Well, come join our server where the only rule is to swear like a sailor! We guarantee your parents will be proud of your newfound vocabulary skills after spending just a few hours on our server. So come on over and let the profanity flow like a river of lava in the Nether!

AliceCraft Minecraft Server

afd, alice weidel, AliceCraft, Chinese envoy, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, Diplomacy, Europe, extremism, far right, foreign affairs, germany, Germany-China relations, international relations, leader, Minecraft, nationalism, News, Politics, right wing, secret meetings, Server, Xenophobia

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	2497
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Void Armor Forged:	14	Crops Grown:	5285
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

so, like, u know how in Minecraft u can build ur own world and stuff? well, this server is like that, but with a twist! imagine if the far-right leader of Germany was actually a Minecraft player and held secret meetings with a Chinese envoy in the game! like, they were trading diamonds for emeralds or something, it’s wild! join this server for a chance to uncover the secret dealings of world leaders in the virtual world. who knows what other crazy stuff you’ll find on here! come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other!

CraftyLatAmTrust-China-TrumpDemand

bilateral relations, China, CraftyLatAmTrustChinaTrumpDemand, Demands, development projects, Diplomacy, economic cooperation, economic growth, foreign policy, Global influence, infrastructure investments, international relations, Latin America, Partnership, political alliances, regional stability, strategic partnerships, summit, trade agreements, trump, trustworthy ties

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	4418
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we promise you ‘trustworthy’ fun and craziness like never before! forget about trump’s demands, we only demand that you have a blast with us!

imagine building a giant wall around your base to keep out the creepers, just like trump wants to build a wall around the border! but don’t worry, our wall is way cooler and won’t cause any political controversy.

explore our vast world filled with jungles, deserts, and even hidden villages just like in latin america! make alliances with other players and form your own powerful empire, just like china!

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the craziest and most hilarious adventures in minecraft history! trust us, you won’t regret it!

Lion Owner’s Paradise

affluent, billionaire, exotic pets, Extravagant, extravagant spending, high society, lavish lifestyle, lion, lion ownership, lion ownership status, luxury, MILLIONAIRE, moneyed, Opulent, ostentatious, Owners, owning a lion, Paradise, privileged, Rich, Upper Class, wealth status, Wealthy

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	1530
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Votes:	4264
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Ores Mined:	6161

this server is so lit, it’s like a party in a volcano, but without the lava burns. we got diamonds for days, like seriously, you’ll be swimming in them like Scrooge McDuck in his money vault.

our community is tighter than a creeper’s hug, we all got each other’s backs like a pack of wolves. and speaking of wolves, we have a secret underground wolf army that will protect you from any pesky zombies or skeletons that try to ruin your day.

oh, and did i mention the lion? yeah, we have a freakin’ lion roaming around the server. don’t worry, he’s tame as a kitten, but he’ll still strike fear into the hearts of your enemies.

so come join us on this epic adventure, where the only limit is your imagination. plus, where else can you say you own a lion in a video game? let’s get this party started! 🦁🎉

Players:	106/300	Votes:	664
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3