The Wrong Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

Once upon a time, a player built a giant statue of a chicken that laid diamond eggs. But here’s the twist – the eggs were actually TNT in disguise! Chaos ensued as unsuspecting players tried to steal the eggs, only to be blown to smithereens.

Oh, and did I mention the secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles? Yeah, that’s a thing here.

But the real reason you should join our server? We have a secret weapon called Cyclon B. What is Cyclon B, you ask? Let’s just say it involves turning your enemies into chickens and making them dance the Macarena for eternity.

So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected and always keep an eye out for those sneaky diamond egg TNTs!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	138	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

CraftyTime Travel: Don’t dig straight down!

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Hey there past self! Guess what? In 5 years, you’ll stumble upon the most epic Minecraft server ever created. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated worlds with their hooves. Yes, you read that right. LLAMAS.

2. We have a secret underground disco party that only the most skilled players can find. Dance your blocky butt off to the sickest beats while dodging creepers and skeletons.

3. Rumor has it that if you find the mystical diamond chicken hidden somewhere in the server, your luck in the game will increase tenfold. Plus, the chicken lays diamond eggs. Who wouldn’t want that?

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Your past self will thank you for it!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Mate Value Power Play

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come join our minecraft server, where you can be the ultimate power player and have all the ladies (or dudes) swooning over you! we have magical powers that will make you feel like a god among mere mortals. you’ll be so irresistible that everyone will be lining up to be your minecraft bae.

our server is so lit that even if you already have a minecraft partner, you’ll be tempted to stray because you’ll feel like you deserve someone even better. it’s like a soap opera drama unfolding right before your very eyes, but in blocky pixel form.

so come on over and experience the thrill of being the most desired player on the server. who needs loyalty when you can have all the options in the world? join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (and your heart broken).

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	26
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

What are Minecraft servers like Onxy Middle School ?

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Some similar Minecraft servers to Onxy Middle School include: 1. DiamondCraft – A server focused on community building and team activities, with a strong emphasis on player collaboration and friendly competition. 2. EmeraldPVP – A PvP-focused server with unique gameplay elements and events, perfect for players who enjoy a mix of strategy and combat. 3. SapphireSurvival – A survival server with a strong emphasis on building and exploration, offering players the opportunity to create their own adventures in a vast and immersive world. 4. RubyRealm – A server that combines elements of survival, PvP, and roleplaying, offering a diverse range of gameplay experiences for players of all interests. 5. TopazTown – A family-friendly server with a focus on creativity and community, perfect for players looking for a welcoming and supportive environment to play in.

Each of these servers offers a unique and engaging experience, similar to that of Onxy Middle School . Explore them today and find your new favorite Minecraft server!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Mines Excavated:	3402
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	8329	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Catastrophe Craft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme! Join us for the chance to encounter the infamous Moroccan aliens who have escaped from the asylum room at Madrid airport. Will you be able to survive their unpredictable antics and outsmart them in the wild world of Minecraft?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own llama mafia. Will you be able to gain their trust and join their ranks, or will you fall victim to their ruthless llama justice?

And if that wasn’t enough, rumor has it that there is a hidden portal to a dimension filled with dancing creepers who have perfected the art of breakdancing. Will you be brave enough to venture into this strange world and challenge the creepers to a dance-off?

Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky Moroccan aliens and keep an eye out for any llamas wearing sunglasses. Good luck, adventurer!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2836	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

NijiEN SMP – Nijisanji EN Shenanigans

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride with Nijisanji EN YouTubers like Petra Gurin, who once tamed a creeper and rode it into battle, or LazuLight, where Elira Pendora and Finana Ryugu built a rollercoaster that goes straight into the Nether!

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the chaos of OBSYDIA, where Rosemi Lovelock and Petra Gurin have a rivalry so intense, they once had a build-off that ended in a TNT explosion! Or explore the magical world of Ethyria, where Millie Parfait, Enna Alouette, and Reimu Endou once summoned a dragon just for fun!

And that’s not all! Join Luxiem for a chance to witness Luca Kaneshiro, Shu Yamino, Ike Eveland, and Vox Akuma attempt to build a giant statue of a potato that came to life and started dancing! Or head over to Noctyx, where Sonny Brisko, Uki Violeta, Alban Knox, and Fulgur Ovid once pranked the entire server by turning everything upside down!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become part of the madness! Just remember to ignore the bait, shitposting, and falseflaggers – unless they’re offering free diamonds, of course.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

BabyBlocker2021

BabyBlocker2021, Communication, Controlling, Couples counseling, crisis center, Decision making, Emotional support, emotional well being, Family Planning, manipulative, Marriage, medication, mental health, mental health awareness, Professional help, relationship dynamics, self-care, Stability, support network, Therapy, trying for kids

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your average soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and crazy twists that will leave you questioning everything!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player’s wife was on the verge of hanging herself at work, but all he could think about was whether or not to have kids. Talk about priorities, am I right? But don’t worry, it’s all just part of the fun on our server!

Experience the thrill of being called controlling and manipulative for wanting your partner to seek help and stability before bringing a child into the world. Who needs therapy or medication when you can just play Minecraft instead, am I right?

So if you’re looking for a server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion, come join us! Just remember, it’s all in good fun and games… or is it? 😉

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Buildings Constructed:	43
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Love in the Nether – Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where romance blooms in the most unexpected places! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds deep underground when suddenly, you stumble upon a hidden cave filled with roses and heart-shaped blocks. As you explore further, you come face to face with a creeper holding a bouquet of flowers – talk about explosive chemistry! Join our server for a chance to find love in the most unconventional of places and embark on crazy adventures with your fellow players. Who knows, you might just find your soulmate in a dungeon or have a romantic picnic on top of a volcano. Don’t miss out on the chance to experience love, laughter, and lava on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

MineCraftStressFest

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Are you tired of real life stress and looking for an escape? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and leave all your worries behind as you embark on epic adventures in a blocky world filled with endless possibilities.

Our server is the perfect place to forget about that time you accidentally sent a text to your crush that was meant for your mom. Build your dream castle, explore mysterious caves, and battle fierce mobs with your new online friends.

Forget about that time you got stuck in an elevator with your ex and their new partner. On our server, you can ride pigs, tame wolves, and even fly on a magical unicorn (okay, maybe not that last one, but a player can dream, right?).

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and say goodbye to stress and hello to fun! Trust us, it’s way better than that time you accidentally wore your shirt inside out to a job interview.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Players Killed by Monsters:	889
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

KimJongCraft

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so, like, u know how kim jong un is always talkin’ bout nukes and stuff? well, imagine if he had a minecraft server, like whaaat? join our server and experience the thrill of dodging nuclear missiles while tryin’ to build ur dream house. who needs peace treaties when u can have epic battles in the virtual world, amirite? plus, u can team up with ur friends to take down kim jong un’s evil regime and bring peace to the minecraft universe. join now and show that dictator who’s boss!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Star Space MiniCraft

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lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got three large stars locked in a space smaller than mercury’s orbit! like, how even is that possible?! u can mine and build while staring at these giant stars like u in some kinda sci-fi movie. plus, rumor has it that if u build a portal to the stars, u can unlock secret powers and become the ultimate ruler of the server. so come join us and witness this mind-blowing phenomenon for yourself! #mindblown #minecraftmadness

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Crafty Gig – Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and landscapes? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, excitement, and a touch of insanity!

Picture this: you spawn in a world where the sun is made of cheese, the trees sing opera, and the pigs ride around on hoverboards. Yes, you heard that right. Hoverboarding pigs. And that’s just the beginning!

Explore dungeons filled with dancing skeletons, mine for diamonds in a rainbow-colored cave, and battle giant chickens that shoot lasers from their eyes. Don’t believe us? Well, you’ll just have to join to see for yourself!

But wait, there’s more! By joining our server, you’ll have the chance to win a lifetime supply of virtual cookies and a pet dragon that farts rainbows. Yes, you read that correctly. A dragon that farts rainbows.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, at least you’ll have some hilarious stories to tell your friends.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Dimension Hops:	7
Astral Projections Made:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Source Engine Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where nothing ever happens? Are you looking for a place where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun? Then look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us on our server where the creepers are actually friendly and will trade you diamonds for hugs. Our villagers have formed a union and demand better working conditions, so you’ll have to negotiate with them if you want to trade. And don’t even get us started on the chickens – they’ve formed a gang and will peck anyone who crosses them.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground society of players who have built an entire city beneath the surface. You’ll have to solve riddles and complete challenges to gain access, but the rewards are worth it – trust us.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other. Just remember, it’s not a bug, it’s a feature.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Mythical Swords Crafted:	74	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Ores Mined:	663	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

BoomerCraft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t just build blocks, we build drama! Join us for some epic battles and intense debates like the one between a 24-year-old player and a 58-year-old relative who just can’t stop talking smack about Taylor Swift.

Witness the fiery exchange as they argue about glitter, maturity, and the true meaning of growing old. Who will come out on top in this clash of generations? Find out on our server where drama is always on the menu!

But that’s not all – we also have secret treasure hunts, hidden dungeons, and even a pet dragon that farts rainbows. Yes, you heard that right. So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

BathroomBashersMC

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my roommate’s bathroom habits? Look no further! Join our server for a fap-tastic time filled with loud noises and awkward encounters. Our community is so close, you’ll feel like you’re sharing a room with us! Don’t miss out on the daily fap sessions – join now for a truly unique gaming experience. Who needs a fan when you have us?

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Mythical Swords Crafted:	49

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

BlockBreakerz

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Are you tired of living a boring, mundane life in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the simple daily habit of mining for diamonds can lead to unimaginable riches and power!

Forget about brushing your teeth or making your bed, on our server, the daily habit of building epic structures and battling mythical creatures will have you feeling like a superhero in no time.

Join us now and experience the thrill of taming a dragon, riding a unicorn, or even befriending a talking llama. Who needs boring old habits like drinking water or exercising when you can be a virtual warrior in a world full of endless possibilities?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and start living your best virtual life today!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Ores Mined:	5445	Chimeras Created:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Secret Passages Found:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.