Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

Once upon a time, a player built a giant statue of a chicken that laid diamond eggs. But here’s the twist – the eggs were actually TNT in disguise! Chaos ensued as unsuspecting players tried to steal the eggs, only to be blown to smithereens.

Oh, and did I mention the secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles? Yeah, that’s a thing here.

But the real reason you should join our server? We have a secret weapon called Cyclon B. What is Cyclon B, you ask? Let’s just say it involves turning your enemies into chickens and making them dance the Macarena for eternity.

So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected and always keep an eye out for those sneaky diamond egg TNTs!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested: 2 Wilderness Tamed: 14
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Dragons Tamed: 4
Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10 Astral Amulets Crafted: 20
Zombie Dances: 10 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Dragon Scales Harvested: 228

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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