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RocketRaiders Minecraft Server

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LOL JOIN THIS MINECRAFT SERVER OR ELSE HEZBOLLAH WILL LAUNCH ROCKETS AT YOU TOO HAHAHA. BUT SERIOUSLY, WE GOT DIAMONDS GALORE AND CREEPERS THAT DANCE. PLUS, OUR MODS ARE SO COOL THEY CAN MAKE YOUR CHARACTER FLY LIKE A CHICKEN. SO COME ON AND JOIN US BEFORE HEZBOLLAH TAKES OVER THE WHOLE SERVER AND MAKES EVERYONE BUILD BUNKERS. LET’S BUILD SOME EPIC CASTLES AND FIGHT OFF THE BAD GUYS TOGETHER. SEE YOU THERE, OR ELSE!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

MayhemCraftUK

#covert operations, #intelligence agency, cause mayhem, cyber attacks, destabilization, Disinformation, Espionage, foreign interference, Infiltration, international relations, MayhemCraftUK, MI5, Mission, political tensions, Propaganda, russia, security threat, subversion, Surveillance, UK streets, Warns

So, like, this server is like, the craziest place to be, man. It’s like, Russia meets Minecraft, but without all the spy stuff, ya know? MI5 is like, freaking out because we’re causing mayhem on the UK streets…in Minecraft. Join us for some wild adventures, like riding polar bears through London or building giant vodka bottles in the middle of Buckingham Palace. It’s a total riot, bro. So come on, join the chaos and let’s show MI5 who’s boss!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Coffin Wood Tree Farm

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Yo, have you ever thought about the fact that there’s a tree out there just waiting to make your coffin? Well, forget about all that depressing stuff and come join our Minecraft server instead! This server is so lit, even that tree would want to join if it could!

We got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and creepers that tell jokes (okay maybe not that last one, but wouldn’t that be hilarious?). Our server is like a magical land where anything is possible, even if it defies all logic and reason.

And get this – we have a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of breakdancing. They throw the sickest parties every night, and you’re invited to join in on the fun! Just watch out for the zombie DJs, they tend to drop some killer beats (literally).

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Who needs a tree making your coffin when you can be partying with breakdancing villagers instead? Let’s get this party started!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	14	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	86	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

CoughCraft: Salty Solutions

#coughing, alkaline salts, chronic cough, Chronic illness, chronic respiratory conditions, cough frequency, cough management, CoughCraft, Healthcare, inhaled, Medical research, Monitoring, new treatment, potential treatment, pulmonary medicine, Respiratory Disorders, respiratory health, respiratory system, respiratory therapy, SALTY, scientists, SOLUTIONS, Treatment

So like, imagine this, right? You’re just chillin’ in Minecraft, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when all of a sudden, you start coughing like crazy. But don’t worry, because on our server, we have a special potion that can cure chronic coughs! Just inhale some alkaline salts and BAM, no more annoying coughing fits while you’re trying to play. Plus, our server is so lit, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget you ever had a cough in the first place. Join us now for the most epic Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	36
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee 100% white blocks and 0% political drama! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of players joined our server and were immediately greeted by a herd of rainbow-colored sheep chanting “DEI! DEI! DEI!” But fear not, for our server is a safe haven from all that nonsense. We believe in building, crafting, and having a good ol’ time without any woke screeching ruining the fun.

So come join us and experience a world where the only colors you’ll see are the ones you choose to build with. No political agendas here, just pure, unadulterated Minecraft madness. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

””B r i t M i n e c r a f t S M P””

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because dominos edish is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper parties, llama rodeos, and a secret underground rollercoaster that only the bravest adventurers can find.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a feathered ruler who demands tribute in the form of golden carrots and diamond-studded eggs. Will you bow down to his clucky majesty or challenge him to a dance-off for the title of Poultry Prince?

If you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as a box of exploding kittens, then dominos edish is the place for you. Join now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Holy Grails Found:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Star Shards Collected:	178	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

MoodBoost SMP – Minecraft SMP

Bliss, calmness, comfort, Contentment, DELIGHT, Ease, enjoyment, Good Mood, Happiness, joy, Laughter, Minecraft, MoodBoost, Peace, positivity, Relaxation, satisfaction, Serenity, simple pleasure, smp, stress relief, Tranquility, Uplifting

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the joy of punching trees for hours on end! Our server is filled with wacky characters and crazy adventures just waiting for you to join in on the fun. Need a break from the real world? Come build a giant toilet house with us and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the mobs are the DJs. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate blocky master builder!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	77	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

CraftyTime Travel: Don’t dig straight down!

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Hey there past self! Guess what? In 5 years, you’ll stumble upon the most epic Minecraft server ever created. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated worlds with their hooves. Yes, you read that right. LLAMAS.

2. We have a secret underground disco party that only the most skilled players can find. Dance your blocky butt off to the sickest beats while dodging creepers and skeletons.

3. Rumor has it that if you find the mystical diamond chicken hidden somewhere in the server, your luck in the game will increase tenfold. Plus, the chicken lays diamond eggs. Who wouldn’t want that?

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Your past self will thank you for it!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	38
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Mate Value Power Play

alternative partners, attraction, emotional infidelity, evolutionary psychology, gender differences, Infidelity, interpersonal relationships, Jealousy, Mate, mate competition, MATE SELECTION, mate value, partner choice, partner preferences, perceived power, Play, power, power dynamics, relationship dynamics, relationship quality, relationship satisfaction, romantic relationships, social psychology

come join our minecraft server, where you can be the ultimate power player and have all the ladies (or dudes) swooning over you! we have magical powers that will make you feel like a god among mere mortals. you’ll be so irresistible that everyone will be lining up to be your minecraft bae.

our server is so lit that even if you already have a minecraft partner, you’ll be tempted to stray because you’ll feel like you deserve someone even better. it’s like a soap opera drama unfolding right before your very eyes, but in blocky pixel form.

so come on over and experience the thrill of being the most desired player on the server. who needs loyalty when you can have all the options in the world? join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (and your heart broken).

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Divine Spears Created:	30

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

What are Minecraft servers like Onxy Middle School ?

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Some similar Minecraft servers to Onxy Middle School include: 1. DiamondCraft – A server focused on community building and team activities, with a strong emphasis on player collaboration and friendly competition. 2. EmeraldPVP – A PvP-focused server with unique gameplay elements and events, perfect for players who enjoy a mix of strategy and combat. 3. SapphireSurvival – A survival server with a strong emphasis on building and exploration, offering players the opportunity to create their own adventures in a vast and immersive world. 4. RubyRealm – A server that combines elements of survival, PvP, and roleplaying, offering a diverse range of gameplay experiences for players of all interests. 5. TopazTown – A family-friendly server with a focus on creativity and community, perfect for players looking for a welcoming and supportive environment to play in.

Each of these servers offers a unique and engaging experience, similar to that of Onxy Middle School . Explore them today and find your new favorite Minecraft server!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Void Gems Collected:	24	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Catastrophe Craft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme! Join us for the chance to encounter the infamous Moroccan aliens who have escaped from the asylum room at Madrid airport. Will you be able to survive their unpredictable antics and outsmart them in the wild world of Minecraft?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own llama mafia. Will you be able to gain their trust and join their ranks, or will you fall victim to their ruthless llama justice?

And if that wasn’t enough, rumor has it that there is a hidden portal to a dimension filled with dancing creepers who have perfected the art of breakdancing. Will you be brave enough to venture into this strange world and challenge the creepers to a dance-off?

Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky Moroccan aliens and keep an eye out for any llamas wearing sunglasses. Good luck, adventurer!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

NijiEN SMP – Nijisanji EN Shenanigans

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride with Nijisanji EN YouTubers like Petra Gurin, who once tamed a creeper and rode it into battle, or LazuLight, where Elira Pendora and Finana Ryugu built a rollercoaster that goes straight into the Nether!

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the chaos of OBSYDIA, where Rosemi Lovelock and Petra Gurin have a rivalry so intense, they once had a build-off that ended in a TNT explosion! Or explore the magical world of Ethyria, where Millie Parfait, Enna Alouette, and Reimu Endou once summoned a dragon just for fun!

And that’s not all! Join Luxiem for a chance to witness Luca Kaneshiro, Shu Yamino, Ike Eveland, and Vox Akuma attempt to build a giant statue of a potato that came to life and started dancing! Or head over to Noctyx, where Sonny Brisko, Uki Violeta, Alban Knox, and Fulgur Ovid once pranked the entire server by turning everything upside down!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become part of the madness! Just remember to ignore the bait, shitposting, and falseflaggers – unless they’re offering free diamonds, of course.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Mines Excavated:	1993	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

BabyBlocker2021

BabyBlocker2021, Communication, Controlling, Couples counseling, crisis center, Decision making, Emotional support, emotional well being, Family Planning, manipulative, Marriage, medication, mental health, mental health awareness, Professional help, relationship dynamics, self-care, Stability, support network, Therapy, trying for kids

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your average soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and crazy twists that will leave you questioning everything!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player’s wife was on the verge of hanging herself at work, but all he could think about was whether or not to have kids. Talk about priorities, am I right? But don’t worry, it’s all just part of the fun on our server!

Experience the thrill of being called controlling and manipulative for wanting your partner to seek help and stability before bringing a child into the world. Who needs therapy or medication when you can just play Minecraft instead, am I right?

So if you’re looking for a server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion, come join us! Just remember, it’s all in good fun and games… or is it? 😉

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Love in the Nether – Minecraft SMP

#exciting, adventurous, forbidden love, hidden location, INTIMATE, love, memorable, Minecraft, Nether, offbeat, outdoors, public place, Risky, romantic encounter, secluded, secret spot, smp, spontaneous, Surprising, Thrilling, Unconventional, unexpected, Unique, UNUSUAL

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where romance blooms in the most unexpected places! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds deep underground when suddenly, you stumble upon a hidden cave filled with roses and heart-shaped blocks. As you explore further, you come face to face with a creeper holding a bouquet of flowers – talk about explosive chemistry! Join our server for a chance to find love in the most unconventional of places and embark on crazy adventures with your fellow players. Who knows, you might just find your soulmate in a dungeon or have a romantic picnic on top of a volcano. Don’t miss out on the chance to experience love, laughter, and lava on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Divine Spears Created:	25	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Farms Harvested:	456

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

MineCraftStressFest

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Are you tired of real life stress and looking for an escape? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and leave all your worries behind as you embark on epic adventures in a blocky world filled with endless possibilities.

Our server is the perfect place to forget about that time you accidentally sent a text to your crush that was meant for your mom. Build your dream castle, explore mysterious caves, and battle fierce mobs with your new online friends.

Forget about that time you got stuck in an elevator with your ex and their new partner. On our server, you can ride pigs, tame wolves, and even fly on a magical unicorn (okay, maybe not that last one, but a player can dream, right?).

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and say goodbye to stress and hello to fun! Trust us, it’s way better than that time you accidentally wore your shirt inside out to a job interview.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Holy Grails Found:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Farms Harvested:	165	Towns Built:	10
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6