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Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 110/600 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed: 5 Vanishing Items Found: 6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Shadow Figures Spotted: 8
Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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