Are you tired of being called a schizo for questioning the Matrix? Do you want to uncover the truth behind the memes? Join our Minecraft SMP where we delve into the deepest conspiracies while building epic structures and battling creepers. We have mountain dew on tap and pajama parties every night. Don’t let the haters distract you, the truth is out there, bros. pic related, it’s my cat in diamond armor Join now and let’s uncover the secrets of the blocky universe together!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 99/200 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard: 5 Magic Items Found: 5409
Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Reality Warps Survived: 0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Curse of Binding Applied: 1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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