Are you tired of being called a schizo for questioning the Matrix? Do you want to uncover the truth behind the memes? Join our Minecraft SMP where we delve into the deepest conspiracies while building epic structures and battling creepers. We have mountain dew on tap and pajama parties every night. Don’t let the haters distract you, the truth is out there, bros. pic related, it’s my cat in diamond armor Join now and let’s uncover the secrets of the blocky universe together!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 94/200 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Astral Orbs Gathered: 13
Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Dragon Eggs Found: 712
Dragonkin Hatched: 5 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Haunted Chests Opened: 4

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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