Are you tired of being called a schizo for questioning the Matrix? Do you want to uncover the truth behind the memes? Join our Minecraft SMP where we delve into the deepest conspiracies while building epic structures and battling creepers. We have mountain dew on tap and pajama parties every night. Don’t let the haters distract you, the truth is out there, bros. pic related, it’s my cat in diamond armor Join now and let’s uncover the secrets of the blocky universe together!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 101/700 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored: 2 Divine Scrolls Written: 13
Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4 Astral Staffs Crafted: 9
Invisible Pathways Walked: 8 Backwards Speech Heard: 1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 19
Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3 Phantom Knights Defeated: 6

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

New Minecraft Servers

  • No. 203534339 Minecraft Server

    No. 203534339 Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a dancing Enderman!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land dressed in a diamond-studded chicken suit. Rumor has it that if you can find him, he’ll grant you three wishes – but be warned, one of those wishes might just turn your house into a giant block of cheese!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’s gonna be a blast!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 5640 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 23
    Whispering Caves Entered: 4 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 43 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • TrashySwede – Minecraft SMP Edition

    TrashySwede – Minecraft SMP Edition
    In this crazy Minecraft SMP, we are all about causing chaos and having a blast! Join us if you want to challenge Swedish supermodels to a dance-off, or compare the size of your pixelated pickaxes. Who knows what kind of ridiculousness you’ll encounter in this server! Just remember, anything goes in this wild and wacky world. Join if you dare!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Zombie Dances: 5 Lost Souls Rescued: 3
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1
    Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 4195
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Powerful Allies Recruited: 7
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 9 Rainbows Spotted: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Aetheria Cobblemon

    Aetheria Cobblemon

    Welcome to Aetheria, a strange and mystical region! Here you will find some very unique Pokémon, found no-where else in the world! Join our growing community, and discover the wonders of this unusual land.

    Features: • Cobblemon • Double Shiny Odds, and Over 100 Special Pokémon • Your choice of a Normal, Shiny, or Special Variant Starter • Global Trading System (GTS), and NPC Shopkeepers • Legendary Spawns, and Shiny Particles • Anti-Grief/Raid, and No Fall Damage • Pokehunts – catch Pokémon for rewards! • Pokeriding – hop on your favourite Pokémon and explore! • Terralith – overhauled vanilla biomes with more variety and interesting features!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Villages Defended: 11 Rainbows Spotted: 3
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Dragonkin Hatched: 3
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Blood Moons Survived: 0
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Buildings Constructed: 12
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • 🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    ❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

    Beautiful buildings

    Character leveling

    Friends system

    – Lots of cosmetics!

    Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

    We have cool modes:

    – Anarchy (1.20.4)

    – Bosses

    – AirDrops

    – Gold block

    – Star of the Edge

    – Buyer

    – Economy

    – Clans

    – Quests

    – Auction

    – Cosmetics

    – A world without wipes for donators

    – SkyPVP

    – Lucky blocks

    – Cosmetics

    – Duels

    – Auction

    – Clans

    – Competitions and tops

    ❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

    ✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

    – Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

    – IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Battle Standards Raised: 11
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6 Crops Grown: 8428
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 New Chunks Explored: 965413
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • mMinecraft.org: Where chaos reigns and caves are the only safe haven in this anarchy-filled world!

    mMinecraft.org: Where chaos reigns and caves are the only safe haven in this anarchy-filled world!

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Name mMinecraft.org
    Address https://discord.com/invite/yazUzTR8QT
    Features

    Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    Is there any reset on the server? No, the server never resets.
    Are there any strict rules on the server? Minimal to no rules are enforced on the server.
    What are the available game modes? The server offers Vanilla, Tekkit, Disguises, and Skyblock modes.
    Can players use protection blocks? Players can use optional protection blocks to safeguard their areas.
    Are there any cash prizes available? Yes, the server offers top balance and vote cash prizes.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 20 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Chimeras Created: 4
    Whispering Caves Entered: 4 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 12 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4
    Backwards Speech Heard: 6 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Crafty Block Party – Minecraft Server

    Crafty Block Party – Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but plain old survival mode? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft adventure where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide!

    Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron feather. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with endless riches and a chicken army to do your bidding.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco where players can show off their best dance moves and battle it out for the title of Disco Champion. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Disco Sheep, who can teach you the most epic dance moves in all of Minecraft.

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and your best dance shoes – you’re going to need them.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 13
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Glorious Feasts Held: 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Wild_Guesser_Minecraft_SMP

    Wild_Guesser_Minecraft_SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky, wild, and totally unpredictable SMP where the only rule is that there are no rules!

    Picture this: you log on to the server and suddenly find yourself in a battle against a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server crashes).

    But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get the chance to participate in our annual “Build a House Upside Down While Riding a Pig” competition. Trust us, it’s harder than it sounds. And if you win, you’ll be crowned the ultimate champion of absurdity.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just make sure to pack your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 1 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 39
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 8 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 32
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 7 Lost Souls Rescued: 4
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Chimeras Created: 3

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • NoCash4OldPals

    NoCash4OldPals
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we turn street hustlers into block-building masters! Join us and leave your past life of trapping behind as you embark on a new journey of creativity and fun.

    Imagine a world where instead of dodging the cops, you’re dodging creepers and zombies! Build your own empire and show off your skills to your friends. Who needs a lawyer when you have a diamond sword to protect you?

    Just like our friend M23, you can start fresh and leave the street life behind. Channel your ambitions into building the most epic structures and redstone contraptions. And who knows, maybe your rap career will take off in our server too!

    Join us now and leave the street drama behind. Build, mine, and craft your way to success in our crazy Minecraft world. And remember, helping out your friends in the game is the least you could do – no real-life supplier payments required!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Vanishing Structures Built: 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 3 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 25
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 2 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1
    Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • PopVsRapRoleModels – Minecraft SMP

    PopVsRapRoleModels – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a reality TV show on steroids! Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of redstone.

    We’ve got pop star villagers who put on epic concerts every Saturday night, complete with fireworks and dancing creepers. And don’t even get me started on the rap star skeletons who drop sick beats while you mine for diamonds.

    But the real reason to join our server? The drama, honey. We’ve got more backstabbing, alliances, and betrayals than a season of Survivor. You never know who you can trust, but one thing’s for sure – you’ll never be bored. So come on down and join our crazy Minecraft SMP, where the only thing crazier than the mobs is the players themselves.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 18 Legendary Scepters Created: 8
    Villages Defended: 15 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Phantom Blocks Placed: 2
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 10 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Obsidian Addicts United

    Obsidian Addicts United
    Do you ever wonder why people are so obsessed with collecting virtual blocks in a pixelated world? Well, we do too! But guess what? Our Minecraft server takes that obsession to a whole new level of insanity!

    Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of building a giant rollercoaster that launches you into the sky and straight into a pool of lava! Or how about taming a pack of wild wolves to become your loyal minions who will do your bidding and fetch you diamonds?

    But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle against an army of evil chickens? Well, on our server, anything is possible! So come on down and join us for a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you questioning your sanity and your love for virtual blocks. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 6 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5 Celestial Beings Befriended: 1
    Divine Scrolls Written: 22 Hidden Passages Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • NukeOrJoinNATOCraft

    NukeOrJoinNATOCraft
    so like, u know that one time when Zelenskyy was all like “yo Trump, we gonna have nukes or join NATO, pick one bro”? well, that’s basically the vibe of this server. we got mad choices, like do u wanna build a nuclear reactor or join a gang of NATO soldiers? it’s wild out here, man. come join us and make some crazy decisions, just like Zelenskyy and Trump. who knows, maybe u’ll end up ruling the world or something. lolz.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 6942
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 5 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Eternal Flames Captured: 7 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Emeralds Found: 6833
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Shell Swap Sisters

    Shell Swap Sisters
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have mermaids wearing mismatched seashells just like Ariel from “The Little Mermaid”! our server is so lit that even the mermaids have family drama and hand-me-down seashells.

    if you wanna swim with the coolest mermaids and explore underwater kingdoms with a twist, then this is the server for you! who needs matching seashells when you can have a whole family of mermaids with different colored tails and shells?

    dive into the madness and join us for a mer-mazing time on our server. trust us, you won’t find another server like this anywhere else! come be a part of our underwater world and make some splashy memories.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 9
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 1026 Epic Shields Constructed: 23
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 7 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4 Astral Projections Made: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Bread & Chips R Us

    Bread & Chips R Us
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, come on down to our server where ancient DNA is the reason you love bread and chips! That’s right, our server is infused with ancient DNA that will make you crave carbs like never before.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of potato-loving villagers who have mastered the art of potato farming. Join them in their quest to create the world’s largest french fry!

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, just waiting to be discovered. But be warned, the chest is guarded by a herd of llamas who will spit on anyone who dares to approach.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knew that ancient DNA could lead to such delicious chaos?

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
    Cursed Amulets Found: 2 Herobrine Sightings: 7
    Buildings Constructed: 12 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 37 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2 Legendary Titles Earned: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Mainstay

    Mainstay

    You are waiting for new opportunities and acquaintances on our server? Come join us! Develop, build big projects, farm or become a redstone mechanic. Our server will provide you with: friendly administration that maintains contact with players in the Discord, vanilla survival with some modifications as well as a comfortable atmosphere for a pleasant game! Hurry up and submit your application ! https://discord.gg/haW9YQKCjJ

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Heroic Legacies Created: 1 Enchanted Armories Found: 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 11 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • CatCraft: Where the creepers are ‘feline’ fine and the diamonds are ‘purr’fect!

    CatCraft: Where the creepers are ‘feline’ fine and the diamonds are ‘purr’fect!
    Welcome to CatCraft!
    CatCraft is a smaller, LGBT+ friendly, adult only community focused Minecraft server.
    Seasons:
    Current Version: 1.21
    World Border: 16k in every direction
    Hosted in Ashburn, VA

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    What are the server rules?
    1. Don’t be a dick.
    2. Don’t steal, dupe, or grief.
    3. Server is 21+ only.
    4. PVP is fair play.
    5. No hacking or cheating.
    6. Pranking allowed within reason.
    7. Include favorite cat breed in application.
    8. Keep the server tidy.
    9. Avoid killing withers in the over-world.
    10. See rule 1.
    What are some important server details?
    • No Enderman Griefing
    • Custom recipes and features
    • Renewable Coral
    • Fast Leaf Decay
    • Custom PVE group boss and dungeons
    • and more…
    Where can I find more information or apply? Join our Discord

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 5 Cosmic Pies Baked: 10
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 16 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Villages Defended: 9
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 7 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8 Eternal Flames Captured: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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