Are you tired of being called a schizo for questioning the Matrix? Do you want to uncover the truth behind the memes? Join our Minecraft SMP where we delve into the deepest conspiracies while building epic structures and battling creepers. We have mountain dew on tap and pajama parties every night. Don’t let the haters distract you, the truth is out there, bros. pic related, it’s my cat in diamond armor Join now and let’s uncover the secrets of the blocky universe together!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 105/500 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed: 62 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1
Gnome Villages Protected: 10 Cursed Scrolls Read: 2
Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3
Battle Standards Raised: 15 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5
Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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