Are you tired of being called a schizo for questioning the Matrix? Do you want to uncover the truth behind the memes? Join our Minecraft SMP where we delve into the deepest conspiracies while building epic structures and battling creepers. We have mountain dew on tap and pajama parties every night. Don’t let the haters distract you, the truth is out there, bros. pic related, it’s my cat in diamond armor Join now and let’s uncover the secrets of the blocky universe together!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 105/800 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created: 7 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Unicorn Sightings: 0
Mystical Amulets Crafted: 24 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 14 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 44
Magic Items Found: 7173 Haunted Mines Explored: 2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Minecraft Uzbekistan

    Minecraft Uzbekistan

    A free minecraft server from Uzbek boy. Maintain mutual respect throughout the game. Your things born of death will not be lost.

    Create, Build, Enjoy!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 52 Undead Armies Raised: 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 1 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • Mega Mango

    Mega Mango

    Official server for the Mega Mango band, come vibe to awesome music and play vanilla survival with minor QOL tweaks

    Minor Vanilla Tweaks datapacks and moderation tools are added, join the mega mango discord for more information

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Heroic Legacies Created: 1
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Infinity Stones Found: 2
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 16 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 6

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Battle Brits Minecraft Server

    Battle Brits Minecraft Server
    Join our Minecraft server and experience epic battles on the high seas just like the Battle of Jutland! Choose your side – British or German – and command your fleet of battleships, battlecruisers, and pre-dreadnoughts (because who doesn’t love a good pre-dreadnought, amirite?).

    With a whopping 37 vs 21 ship advantage for the British, you’ll feel like a true naval commander as you strategize and outmaneuver your opponents. And don’t forget about the smaller vessels – with 114 vs 72, the British fleet will have you feeling like you’re swimming in ships!

    Join now for an immersive Minecraft experience that will have you feeling like you’re part of history. Who will come out on top in this epic battle? Only one way to find out – join our server and set sail for victory!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 11 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 23
    Treasure Maps Found: 13 New Chunks Explored: 608951
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Mythical Relics Collected: 11
    Battle Standards Raised: 8 Demon Skulls Collected: 27

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • & TheMinecraft SMP Ernest

    & TheMinecraft SMP Ernest
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the legend of Ernest reigns supreme! Who is Ernest, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tale as old as time. Legend has it that Ernest was a mighty warrior who once roamed these lands, slaying dragons with a single punch and building towering castles out of diamond blocks. Some say he still haunts the server, leaving cryptic messages like “ErnestWho’s Ernest? Why did he say this?” in his wake. Join us on this epic adventure and maybe, just maybe, you’ll uncover the truth behind Ernest’s mysterious words. But be warned, for the path to greatness is paved with creepers, zombies, and the occasional llama with a bad attitude. So grab your pickaxe, sharpen your sword, and come join us on the most epic Minecraft SMP this side of the Nether!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Gods Slained: 0
    Gnome Villages Protected: 3 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 6 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 21 Twisted Realms Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • PixelPanic Minecraft Server

    PixelPanic Minecraft Server
    lol join our minecraft server cuz we got more drama than a soap opera, fam! we got hostage families getting told no deals, like what even is that?! and Hamas out here hoping for a regional war, like bro, just come play minecraft with us instead! we got so much chaos and craziness, you won’t even believe it! plus, our server is so lit, it’s like the hottest club in town but with creepers and zombies instead of people. come join the fun, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Eternal Flames Captured: 6 Horror Stories Survived: 4
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 9 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Rainbows Spotted: 9 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 4 Forbidden Tomes Read: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • HouthisGonnaHateCraft

    HouthisGonnaHateCraft
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have b-2 bombers dropping bombs on iran-backed houthis in yemen!!! it’s like a warzone but with blocks and creepers instead of real explosives!!! join now for the most intense pvp battles you’ve ever seen, and maybe even witness a real-life airstrike in action (in minecraft, of course). who needs peace when you can have chaos and destruction in the virtual world? come join us for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if you can survive the madness!!!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Love Letters Sent: 14 Haunted Chests Opened: 3
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 11 Living Shadows Defeated: 2
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8
    Battle Standards Raised: 9 Vanishing Items Found: 6

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Nitrobenzyl Tag Craft

    Nitrobenzyl Tag Craft
    LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we use mRNA vaccines to make the best potions in the game! With our new technique using a crazy phosphorylation reagent with a nitrobenzyl group, we can synthesize potions in NO TIME! Say goodbye to side effects and hello to epic gaming adventures! Join now for a wild ride like no other!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 19 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 13 Cursed Scrolls Read: 2
    Dragons Tamed: 7 Dark Rituals Completed: 6
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8 Sentient Weapons Trained: 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 22 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Warning

    Warning

    made by a fan of lapata SMP . Lapata SMP is a cutting-edge solution designed to streamline your workflow and enhance productivity. With its user-friendly interface and powerful features, it simplifies complex tasks, making it perfect for both professionals and casual users. Whether you’re managing projects, collaborating with teams, or analyzing data, Lapata SMP has got you covered. Its seamless integration with existing tools ensures you can hit the ground running without any hassle. Upgrade your efficiency and take control of your projects with Lapata SMP today!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 Cursed Lands Purified: 7
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 64 Mythical Relics Collected: 17
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 7 Eerie Music Discs Played: 1
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Patates Junior High School

    Patates Junior High School

    PATATES SMP 2. SEZON Potato SMP has started recruiting members again for its new season. If you are looking for a server that is respectful, reliable, mature and has the following features, we invite you to our server:

    -Friendly Environment, A nice Survival experience, Fun Environment, RPing when necessary, Kingdoms, teams, cities etc. Establishing, Becoming Friends with Others, Non-Toxic Calm Environment, Medieval Concept, Calculation Plugin, Claim Plugin and Many Plugins -Piracy Support -Market System -Xray Protection -Cheat Protection`

    Our server can be played from both Java and Bedrock.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 17 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 0 Soul Swords Wielded: 4
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6 Powerful Allies Recruited: 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 13 Dragon Scales Harvested: 252

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Pixelated Chaos Minecraft Server

    Pixelated Chaos Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being overshadowed by your senpai in the virtual world? Do you dream of having your own sololive but feel like you’re just too unpopular to make it happen? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, all your dreams can come true!

    Join us and say “fuck you” to your senpai who carries HoloEN on her back. Show Cover that you’re not just a money-making machine to them. Let the tension rise as you fight for your place in the virtual spotlight.

    Whether you’re a Gura, Mori, Bae, IRyS, or any other virtual idol, we’ve got a place for you on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 7 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3
    Emeralds Found: 2364 Divine Spears Created: 11
    Herobrine Sightings: 1 Ether Blades Crafted: 19
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 4 Runes Activated: 7
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 21

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Tsundere Love Minecraft SMP

    Tsundere Love Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old stuff? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all you tsundere lovers out there!

    Join our server and witness the most epic love story unfold between a player and their tsundere Minecraft girlfriend. Will she finally admit her feelings or will she continue to deny them while secretly baking heart-shaped cookies for her crush? Only time will tell!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular eggs. Rumor has it that whoever finds and befriends the Diamond Chicken will have unlimited wealth and power in the Minecraft world.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world of Minecraft! Love, diamonds, and tsunderes await you!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    New Chunks Explored: 634086 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0
    Secret Passages Found: 3 Cozy Campfires Lit: 16
    Evil Lairs Raided: 5 Legendary Heroes Trained: 6
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 11 Alien Abductions: 4
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Sentient Weapons Trained: 6

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Mom’s Modesty Minecraft Server

    Mom’s Modesty Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from the judgmental eyes of conservative moms and wear whatever dress you want! Join us for a world where leggings, tight jeans, tank tops, and short dresses are not only allowed, but encouraged!

    Imagine a place where you can build your dream house without worrying about anyone whispering about your outfit choices. Our server is a safe haven for all fashionistas who want to express themselves freely.

    Don’t let anyone tell you what you can or cannot wear in our virtual world. Join now and show off your unique style without fear of judgment or unwanted comments. Let’s build a community where fashion freedom reigns supreme!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4
    Cursed Lands Purified: 6 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Towns Built: 8
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • RedPenTeacher404

    RedPenTeacher404
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most basic tasks can be hilariously messed up just like your son’s report card! Join us for a wild ride of misspelled names and passive-aggressive red pen corrections.

    Our server is so chaotic, even a four-letter name can be butchered beyond recognition. Imagine the thrill of logging in to find your username completely scrambled like a word scramble puzzle.

    But fear not, for in this madness lies the true essence of fun and adventure. Embrace the misspellings and typos, for they are the building blocks of our unique and wacky community.

    So come on, join us and experience the joy of seeing your name transformed into something completely unrecognizable. Who needs a normal Minecraft server when you can have this level of absurdity? Let the misspelling games begin!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 2 Mythical Swords Crafted: 48
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 54 Magical Moments Shared: 14
    Falling into the Void: 3 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 23 Volcanoes Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • CheeseCraft SMP: CheddarChamp

    CheeseCraft SMP: CheddarChamp
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the cheesiest server around! We have a cheese-themed spawn with giant cheese blocks and a cheese fountain that flows with nacho cheese (don’t worry, it’s not actually nacho cheese, we’re not monsters).

    But that’s not all, our server is home to the legendary Cheese Dragon, a massive beast made entirely of cheese that roams the land terrorizing players who dare to challenge it. Rumor has it that if you defeat the Cheese Dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a never-ending supply of your favorite cheese.

    So come join us on this wacky and cheesy adventure, where the only limit is your lactose tolerance!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 19 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4
    Meteorite Armor Created: 15 Curse of Binding Applied: 1
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 1058
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Haunted Mines Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • CringeCraft_Server

    CringeCraft_Server
    Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where the creepers are actually friendly and just want to give you hugs! Our server is so wacky that even Steve from Minecraft himself can’t keep up with the craziness. We have a secret underground base where all the chickens have formed a rebellion against the pigs, and the cows are leading a yoga class for the sheep. Plus, our server is so addictive that even Nicolas Cage couldn’t resist logging in for a quick mining session. So come join us and see why our server is the talk of the block!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 72 Legendary Heroes Trained: 3
    Dragons Tamed: 2 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 63
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 4
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 10 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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