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Pirates of the Dead

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, Minigames, og, Parkour, Pirates of the Dead, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

welcome to Pirates of the Dead!

what you can play on the server factions skyblock Creative Prison pvp parkour og minigames

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Dragons Tamed:	4	Secret Passages Found:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Blocky Disaster Minecraft Server

bad design choice, bizarre cover choice, blocky, design disaster, design fail, Disaster, game cover, game sales, giant ugly woman’s face, marketing blunder, marketing fail, Minecraft, misguided marketing, poor decision making, questionable design, questionable marketing tactics, Server, strange cover design, Terrible cover design, ugly cover art, unappealing artwork, unappealing cover, unattractive design

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Look no further, because our server has a giant ugly woman’s face on the game cover! Why, you ask? Well, because nothing screams fun like a giant, hideous face staring back at you as you mine for diamonds.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server for the chance to battle against a horde of evil chickens that have taken over the land. Rumor has it they are led by a chicken with a monocle and a top hat. Can you defeat them and restore peace to the realm?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to let loose and dance the night away? Who knew creepers had such killer dance moves?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a truly unique and outrageous Minecraft experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected…and maybe bring some earplugs for the disco party.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31
Secret Passages Found:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

HODL 10k in Minecraft SMP – Crypto Fags

10k, All In, asset allocation, beginner investor, Crypto, crypto market, crypto strategy, cryptocurrency, cryptofags, Diversification, Fags, Financial Planning, hodl, hodling strategy, investing, investment advice, long-term investment., market volatility, Minecraft, Moonshot, portfolio allocation, risk management, risk tolerance, smp, wealth building

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you’re mining is diamonds? Well, get ready to dive into the craziest, most unpredictable SMP server out there! Join us and you’ll be HODLing more than just diamonds – you’ll be HODLing cryptofags! That’s right, we’ve got a whole new currency system where you can trade in your emeralds for Dogecoin and your gold for Bitcoin.

But that’s not all – our server is filled with insane adventures and quests that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. From battling giant creepers to racing pigs through obstacle courses, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and hidden treasures.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and become a part of the most outrageous Minecraft SMP server around. Just remember, when it comes to HODLing cryptofags, the sky’s the limit – or should we say, the moon! 🚀🌙

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Buildings Constructed:	27
Potions Brewed:	78	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

SisHubbySaysNo – Minecraft Server

AGGRESSIVE, aita, Birthday, charges, christmas, family functions, Funeral, ghosting, Guilt, Harassment, husband, Illness, Minecraft, passed away, rehab facility, Server, Siblings, SisHubbySaysNo, sister, Tribute, Visit

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as Lynn’s ghosting saga? Look no further! Join our server for some wild family dynamics and unexpected twists!

Reasons to join: – Experience the thrill of being bombarded with insults and name-calling by other players, just like Lynn’s husband did! – Enjoy the suspense of not knowing if your siblings will actually show up to support you in-game, just like Lynn’s siblings! – Take on the challenge of dealing with aggressive players who claim their love and protection for you, just like Joe did with Lynn! – Feel the guilt and confusion of not visiting your virtual friends enough, just like Lynn’s sister! – Plan beautiful tributes and services for fallen players in our server, just like Lynn’s funeral!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the rollercoaster of emotions that only Minecraft can provide!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	55	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Secret Passages Found:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Buildings Constructed:	43

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

NoobMaster69

Adaptability, Continuous Improvement, determination, Feedback, goal-setting, Grit, growth mindset., learning curve, NoobMaster69, overcoming challenges, patience, perseverance, persistence, personal development, practice makes perfect, resilience, self improvement, self reflection, skill acquisition., skill mastery, Time management

Are you tired of being a total noob at building in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, even the most hopeless builders can become master architects in no time! Join us and watch as your sad little dirt hut transforms into a majestic castle fit for a king (or a creeper, we don’t judge).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Enderdragon Whisperer,” a player who can tame the fearsome beast and ride it around like a majestic flying steed. Want to learn their secrets? Join us and maybe, just maybe, you too can become a dragon-riding master.

So what are you waiting for? Leave behind your sad building skills and join us on the most epic Minecraft server in existence. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next Enderdragon Whisperer!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	148
Love Letters Sent:	13	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Magic Items Found:	6814

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

AussieCraft: Tanked Up in Ukraine

Abrams tanks, armored vehicles, AussieCraft, Australia, Conflict Resolution, defense assistance, Donations, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, global solidarity, Humanitarian Aid, International cooperation, international relations, military aid, military equipment, military intervention, military support, peacekeeping efforts, tanked, Ukraine, Ukraine crisis, ukraine war, war effort

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the ukraine war with 49 abrams tanks donated by australia. battle it out in epic tank battles and conquer the land like a true warrior. join now for the craziest minecraft experience of your life. trust us, it’s gonna be a blast!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6112	Players Killed by Monsters:	920

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Parenting Playtime Paradise

active play, bonding with kids, childhood memories, children games, family activities, family bonding, family time, Fun activities, games for kids, growing up, Hide and seek, Nostalgia, Outdoor games, Paradise, parenting, parents, playful parents, playing together, Playtime, reliving childhood, Tag

come join our epic minecraft server where you can relive your childhood games as a parent! imagine playing tag with your kids while building a giant castle or playing hide and seek in a virtual world.

we have special power-ups that turn you into a super fast tag player or a master hider. you can even summon a dragon to help you find the best hiding spots.

but be careful, there are evil trolls lurking around who want to ruin your fun. team up with other parents to defeat them and protect your kids.

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and let the games begin!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Towns Built:	3
New Chunks Explored:	526838	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Cube Kingdom

PvE, PvP, Survival

We are currently a small SMP server where everyone has a say in the future of the server. Anyone who wants to can come and visit us. Unfortunately, the server is currently only accessible to Java players, but we are working on making sure that Bedrock players can also use it. We have several seasons throughout the year in which we want to implement different ideas. At the beginning of each season we reset all worlds so that we have room for new things. The players decide when each season ends by voting on our Discord server. If you would still prefer to continue playing the season, you can download the world files for each individual season from our website.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Star Shards Collected:	191
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

WanderWild SMP

Adventures, community shops, Economy, Events, Explore, Minecraft, Player Ranks, PvP, Semi Vanilla, smp, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, WanderWild SMP

A semi-vanilla SMP with economy, community shops, player ranks, events, and endless adventures to explore!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	16

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

127 лвл, airdrops, Anarchy, Auction, BearLand Network., Bosses, Buyer, Clans, Competitions, Cosmetics, Duels, Economy, Events, Fly, Gifts, gold block, Grief, Large Online, Lucky blocks, No Donations, No Dupe, No Wipes, Pirate, PvE, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, Skypvp, Star of the Edge, Survival, tops, Weddings, Without Launcher

❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

– Beautiful buildings

– Character leveling

– Friends system

– Lots of cosmetics!

Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

We have cool modes:

– Anarchy (1.20.4)

– Bosses

– AirDrops

– Gold block

– Star of the Edge

– Buyer

– Economy

– Clans

– Quests

– Auction

– Cosmetics

– A world without wipes for donators

– SkyPVP

– Lucky blocks

– Cosmetics

– Duels

– Auction

– Clans

– Competitions and tops

❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

– Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

– IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	14
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Crafty Bible Minecraft Server

BIBLE, biblical interpretation, biblical teachings, Christianity, consent, controversial, controversial topics, Crafty, Ethics, Interpretation, Minecraft, morality, pro-pedophilia, pro-rape, Religion, religious beliefs, religious controversy, religious debate, religious text, sacred text, scripture, Server, sexual abuse, The Bible

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like the Garden of Eden meets the Nether! Have you read the Bible even once? Well, get ready to experience it in a whole new way on our server.

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking sheep named Moses who will guide you through the Ten Commandments of Minecraft. Want to part the Redstone Sea? No problem! Just say the magic words and watch as the water magically parts before your very eyes.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond-encrusted Ark, where you can ride in style while two of every mob follow you around. And don’t forget about our weekly PvP tournaments where players battle it out for the title of Minecraft Messiah.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience Minecraft like you’ve never experienced it before. Trust us, you’ll be saying “Holy cow!” in no time.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Dictator of Britain Minecraft SMP

Britain, Budget, dictator, Dictatorship, Economy, education, employment, Environment, Government, Healthcare, Infrastructure, innovation, leadership, legislation, long-term planning, Minecraft, Politics, progress, public services, REFORM, smp, social welfare, Stability, Taxation

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where you are the temporary dictator of Britain! But don’t worry, we won’t make you deal with boring real-world problems like Brexit or economic crises. Instead, you’ll be given an annual budget of £15,000,000,000,000 to fix Britain in the most outrageous ways possible.

Imagine turning Buckingham Palace into a giant roller coaster or replacing all the red telephone booths with hot tubs. You could even build a massive statue of yourself made entirely out of tea and crumpets. The possibilities are endless when you have that much money to play with!

Join our SMP today and show the world how you would fix Britain in the most hilarious and unconventional ways. Who knows, maybe your ideas will actually work in real life too! So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get building and make Britain the craziest country in the world!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	79	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Alien Abductions:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

StopSignDropMom

aggressive behavior, bus driver, crossing the street, dark mornings, drop off area, flipping off, letting daughter out, local traffic, middle school, residential neighborhood, safety hazard, school bus, school drop off, school intersection, school start time, stop sign, StopSignDropMom, traffic, traffic delay, winter mornings

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner rebel? Join our server for some wild and crazy adventures!

Imagine this: you’re dropping off your daughter at school in the dark morning hours, trying to avoid the school bus behind you. But wait, the bus driver decides to honk at you not once, but twice! Talk about drama on the streets of Minecraft.

Join our server for some intense traffic situations, where you can show off your mad driving skills and maybe even flip off a virtual bus driver (no real bus drivers were harmed in the making of this server).

Who needs real-life road rage when you can experience it all in the safety of Minecraft? Join now for some adrenaline-pumping fun!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Farms Harvested:	748
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16	Elemental Crystals Collected:	90
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	40
Holy Grails Found:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

CozyTV4MinecraftSMP

Background noise, binge watching, calming, comfort, Cozy, CozyTV4MinecraftSMP, Easy Listening, Entertainment, Escape, Familiar, familiar characters, favorite show, Feel-Good, mental health, Nostalgia, Relaxation, self-care, soothing, stress relief, television, tv show, unwind

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the craziness and chaos you never knew you needed in your life!

Join us if you want to experience epic battles with giant chickens, build roller coasters that launch you into the stratosphere, and participate in intense llama racing competitions. Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder the power to turn all dirt blocks into diamonds with a single swing.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also haunted by the ghost of a mischievous creeper who loves to pull pranks on unsuspecting players. Don’t be surprised if you log in one day to find your entire base covered in pink wool or your inventory filled with nothing but potatoes.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today for a wild ride of laughter, adventure, and pure insanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Buildings Constructed:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	58

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

InfluencerWineAge

ageless, aging, beauty, Celebrity, Elegant, fashion, fine wine, graceful, health, influencer, InfluencerWineAge, inspiration, Lifestyle, Mature, Role Model, self-care, skincare, social media, Timeless, trends, wellness

Are you tired of boring old servers where influencers are aging like milk left out in the sun? Well, look no further because on our server, influencers are aging like fine wine! Join us for a chance to witness the miraculous transformation of your favorite influencers into sophisticated, refined individuals right before your very eyes. Who needs anti-aging creams when you can just hop on our server and watch the magic happen? Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to see influencers defy the laws of nature and age like the classy bottles of wine they truly are. Join now and prepare to be amazed!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Void Armor Forged:	11
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	64
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	5432
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7