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Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 93/500 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed: 389 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10
Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8 Whispering Caves Entered: 4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Dark Rituals Completed: 2
Phantom Rings Equipped: 6 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 19

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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