Are you tired of being called a schizo for questioning the Matrix? Do you want to uncover the truth behind the memes? Join our Minecraft SMP where we delve into the deepest conspiracies while building epic structures and battling creepers. We have mountain dew on tap and pajama parties every night. Don’t let the haters distract you, the truth is out there, bros. pic related, it’s my cat in diamond armor Join now and let’s uncover the secrets of the blocky universe together!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 99/600 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
Dimension Hops: 2 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Phantom Rings Equipped: 25
Mysterious Portals Opened: 10 Fairy Circles Danced In: 12
Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Celestial Gardens Planted: 5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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