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Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 108/600 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Divine Spears Created: 17 Endless Legions Commanded: 48
Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Living Statues Befriended: 3
Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6
Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Gods Slained: 0
Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6 Underground Cities Explored: 1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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