Are you tired of being called a schizo for questioning the Matrix? Do you want to uncover the truth behind the memes? Join our Minecraft SMP where we delve into the deepest conspiracies while building epic structures and battling creepers. We have mountain dew on tap and pajama parties every night. Don’t let the haters distract you, the truth is out there, bros. pic related, it’s my cat in diamond armor Join now and let’s uncover the secrets of the blocky universe together!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 110/200 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3 Dragons Tamed: 6
Shadow Daggers Crafted: 48 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 5
Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
Heroic Oaths Sworn: 17 Twisted Realms Survived: 1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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