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Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 97/300 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held: 6 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6
Phantom Knights Defeated: 2 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
Evil Twin Fights: 3 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Powerful Allies Recruited: 5
Enchanted Armories Found: 4 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 6

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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