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Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 109/500 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 9 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1 Unseen Monsters Slain: 6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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