‘The Truth’ Minecraft SMP Mastermind

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP where we have EVERYTHING you could ever want. We’ve got multi-year extensions on our server, 180+ gorillion diamonds waiting to be mined, and a non-exclusivity deal that will blow your mind. Plus, we’ve got Netflix streaming so you can watch all your favorite shows while you mine away.

But that’s not all, we’ve also got PPVs on Peacock and the Network worldwide. You can battle it out in epic PvP matches and show off your skills to players from all over the world. And don’t even get me started on the phaseout of the third hour – we’re increasing our yearly revenue like crazy and moving into profitability faster than you can say “creeper”.

So come join us on this insane journey and see how the AEWtists will reckon with our undeniable victory. Even Gaytch himself would have to give us props for how epic this server is. So what are you waiting for? Join now and be a part of the most impressive Minecraft SMP around!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Farms Harvested:	287	Runes Activated:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

HashemCraft: Strike in Beirut

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so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server cuz, liek, it’s got crazier battles den Nasrallah’s reported successor, Hashem Safieddine, getting targeted in an IAF strike in Beirut, bro. we got mobs dat’ll make u pee ur pants, and bosses dat’ll make u cry for ur mama. plus, we got secret dungeons filled with treasure dat’ll make u richer den a leprechaun on st. patrick’s day. so, come join us if u wanna have a blast and forget about all dat real world drama, yo.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Star Shards Collected:	117
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Crafty Mispronounced Server

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are you tired of boring old minecraft servers? do you want to join a server that will blow your mind and make you laugh until you pee your pants? well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most insane server out there!

join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking pig named bob who will guide you through our magical world filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying tacos. but be careful, because there are also evil llamas who will try to steal your diamonds and turn them into glittery poop.

if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond chicken who lays eggs made of pure gold. and don’t forget about our secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons until the sun comes up.

so what are you waiting for? come join us on our server and experience the most epic, hilarious, and downright bonkers minecraft adventure of your life! trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Ores Mined:	6675
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Gods Slained:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Kagura Bachi’s Fun Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers? Do you want to experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide? Look no further than our server!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, quests to find the legendary bacon sword, and a chance to ride on the back of a dragon made entirely out of TNT.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob of all – the disco llama. Witness its dazzling dance moves and join in on the fun as it leads you on a wild scavenger hunt for hidden treasures.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Void Gems Collected:	11
Void Armor Forged:	12	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	91
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Chrome SMP: > Gets An Influx Of Users Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated pyramids with their hooves. Yes, you heard that right – llamas!

2. We have a secret underground society of players who communicate solely through interpretive dance. Want to join their ranks? Better start practicing your moves!

3. Our server is guarded by a giant chicken named Cluck Norris who will peck anyone who dares to grief or cheat. Trust us, you don’t want to mess with Cluck Norris.

4. Rumor has it that there is a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear at the bottom of a lava lake. Only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to retrieve it without getting burned to a crisp.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and embark on the craziest adventure of your pixelated life!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

BlockNeighborLawsuit

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our server and experience the thrill of neighborly disputes taken to the next level!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, your neighbor’s dog attacks you! But wait, there’s more! You end up in the hospital with a serious infection, all because of a friendly visit gone wrong. And that’s just the beginning!

Join our server and immerse yourself in the chaos of neighborly drama, dog attacks, and hospital visits. Will you be the one to sue for lost wages, medical bills, and permanent damage? Only time will tell on our outrageous Minecraft server!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the wildest adventures you never knew you needed in a Minecraft server!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Runes Activated:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Potions Brewed:	105	Holy Grails Found:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

SurprisedAt30MinecraftSMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the ultimate virtual midlife crisis! We’ve got players building retirement homes, starting virtual businesses, and even hosting bingo nights in-game. Who knew getting older could be this much fun in Minecraft? So come join us and see what surprises await you in our wacky world of aging adventures!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	252
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	47	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

BlockPartySingle

Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our server is the ultimate place for all the single players out there looking for love…or diamonds. Who needs a partner when you have a trusty diamond sword by your side, am I right?

Our server is filled with epic quests and challenges that will make you forget all about your single status. Plus, rumor has it that the rarest ores can only be found by those flying solo. So if you’re ready to mingle with creepers and skeletons instead of potential partners, this is the server for you.

Who needs a significant other when you have a whole virtual world to conquer? Join our server now and embrace the single life like never before!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Enchantments Applied:	218

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

SqueezyCraft – High Harmonic Fun

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so, like, imagine this Minecraft server where the mobs are all wearing party hats and the creepers explode in confetti instead of blowing stuff up. it’s like a never-ending birthday bash in the world of blocks and pixels.

you gotta join this server because the pigs can fly and the cows can breakdance. it’s a total circus of fun and craziness.

plus, there’s this secret level where you can ride on a giant chicken and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. it’s like a sci-fi fantasy dream come true.

come join the madness and let your inner blockhead run wild. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

FightMine – 1.16.5 Minecraft server

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The owner of the “FightMine – 1.16.5” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Crops Grown:	2872	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	8

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Nude Creeper Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we bring back the nostalgia of the good ol’ days when nude mods were all the rage! Imagine creating your character with “in depth” customization options, only to be shocked by the ridiculously huge swinging tits that would make Oblivion blush. Join us for a wild ride as we bring back the hilarity and absurdity of gaming in 2007(ish). Who needs realistic graphics when you can have characters with physics-defying body parts? Join now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience that will have you laughing for days!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	30
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Cock Smell Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a dirt house and taming a few wolves? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to experience the ultimate in wacky adventures!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy challenges, hilarious pranks, and unexpected twists and turns. Our community is full of quirky characters who will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt.

But that’s not all! Our server is also known for its unique scent-based gameplay. That’s right, we encourage all players to embrace their inner scent connoisseur and sniff out the best aromas in the game. Whether it’s the sweet musk of a freshly mined diamond or the pungent aroma of a creeper explosion, there’s no shortage of delightful scents to discover.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP and experience the intoxicating world of cocksmell like never before. Trust us, you won’t be able to stop sniffing!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	61
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

DivorceCraft Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that understands boundaries? Look no further than our server! We won’t let your brother Jake move in and disrupt your virtual life like he did in real life. Our server is all about building, exploring, and having a good time without any family drama.

Join us and escape the chaos of real life by building your dream world in Minecraft. No more guilt-tripping family members or suffocating emotional reliance here – just pure fun and creativity. Plus, we have a strict no-couch-surfing policy, so you won’t have to worry about your brother crashing on your virtual couch either.

So come join us on our server and leave all the real-life drama behind. Who needs family drama when you can have a blast building epic structures and exploring new worlds? Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with a brother who can’t take a hint.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

CheaterBustersMC

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Are you tired of getting wrecked in exams while others cheat their way to the top? Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where cheating is not only allowed, but encouraged!

Imagine a world where you can look up answers in-game while taking a test, just like that guy in university did. No need to study for days, just hop on our server and cheat your way to a 99 every time!

But wait, there’s more! Not only can you cheat your way to the top, but you can also anonymously report other players for cheating, just like in real life. Be selfish and look out for yourself, because on our server, it’s every man for himself!

So if you’re tired of playing by the rules and getting mediocre grades, join our Minecraft server and cheat your way to success! Remember, it’s not cheating if everyone’s doing it. 😉

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Endless Night Skies:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

SwearWordSMP – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where you can’t even say your favorite swear word without getting banned? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and of course, plenty of opportunities to drop your favorite swear word without any consequences.

Our server is so insane that even the creepers are afraid to blow up because they know they can’t handle the level of chaos we bring. So come join us and let loose your inner potty mouth in the most epic way possible!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Emeralds Found:	9552
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

CraftyCrushesMC

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Are you tired of building virtual relationships with pixelated villagers? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, your celebrity crush could be your next-door neighbor! That’s right, we have a special plugin that brings your wildest fantasies to life in blocky form. Imagine going on a date with Ryan Gosling or having a slumber party with Beyoncé – anything is possible on our server! So why settle for Steve when you could be living the virtual dream with your favorite celeb? Join now and start living your best virtual life!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.