“The Trusty Anon” Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further, because our server is filled with more drama than a soap opera! Join us if you want to experience thrilling adventures, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of rogue players start a prank war that escalates into a full-blown TNT explosion extravaganza. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground base filled with treasure, only to realize it’s guarded by a pack of mischievous llamas wearing diamond armor.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a legendary faction known as the Potato Knights, who ride into battle on giant baked potatoes and wield swords made of french fries. Join them if you dare, but be prepared for their potato pun-filled battle cries.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the chaos, the laughter, and the sheer absurdity that awaits you. Trust me, anon, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Villages Defended:	16	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Mosaic Republic

The Mosaic Republic (40 slots) is a all round server. This means there are role-play elements, PvP and true survival. A planned feature as well is to add an arena where players can go to the and fight till the death for prizes The server is new, we are building up to have a well established and also having a great time. http://www.minecraftforum.net/topic/1488153-the-mosaic-republic-pvprpsurvival/

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

SMPCraft

Survival, Vanilla

A non-toxic SMP server, building a strong and friendly community! Join the fun today! Have fun, build your town, if griefs. report to a.scended#4623 on discord.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

The-10th-Planet

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Towny

We have Towny, SlimeFun, MobArena, PVPArena, CTF, BackPacks, Supertrails, Citizens, DynMap, Ranking system, Artifacts, CraftingStore, JOBS, Daily Bonus, Quests, Economy, MCMMO, LWC, BossShop, PlayerShops, Survival, Fishing Contests, PVP, XPBOOST, and much more. Lag Free.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

DualCrafts

Creative, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

This Minecraft Server is under construction. We hope that you will join our server and our Discord so you can suggest what you want built in the server.

Sincerely The DualCrafts Team

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	133	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Surrealcraft

Factions, Mini Games, Raiding, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

Surrealcraft is a server focused on Factions and PvP. Griefing, and more specifically raiding, is allowed and encouraged. The world border is set 5,000 blocks away from spawn. A more condensed world better facilitates raiding. There is NO chest protection! Design your base with security in mind to keep the baddies away from your loots. We also run mcMMO that allows you to level stats in the style of an RPG.

Website=www.surrealcraft.net

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

DmarMc

Creative, PvP

The server Games ip: dmarmc.ga games: Knock . PvP . football . creative . owner : IIBALONII . Aywb co : IIZARONII . 0Classic_ dev : A2h_ and 3R8_ if u want play join and enjoy i love u this server its start on 2019/2/7 5:00 this bught ip : dmarmc.ga in 3/29/2019 ffa this best game so

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

HaxirCraft

Factions, Mini Games, PvP, Raiding, Survival

www.HaxirCraft.com

HaxirCraft is a fun and funny server to play on with lots of friendly people to make friends with. We have Hunger Games, Factions, Survival, and Minigames. We’re a 24/7 Server with over 300 Slots! Join today and apply for staff, if you are respectful and on the server often, you could be selected!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Sk8erpnk

Survival

First of all, salam aleykum friends. I’m DJ attention. This is Şanlıurfa. Not long ago, I dissed the lout called heijan.. of course he did too.. He tells me in the diss; Why did you act as mother and sister in the diss? Oh my god, you made me a mother and sister too?! listen my god! In the diss you also say; Mothers are angels, mothers cannot be cursed at, and their mothers and sisters are dissing me, what the hell are you doing? loose. Listen to her, I swear, she’s like my dick.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Portlandia

Over 500 people have joined. Why haven’t you?

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

ShadowPvP

Server IP: minecraft.eyeguardian.com

The Server

ShadowPvP is a server with different plugins and players to make your experience here the best. With more than thirty plugins, our server is one to remember.

Our Plugins

Factions and mcMMO are just a few of our thirty plugins, and we are constantly adding and updating plugins to make the experience better.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

EvilBits

Skyblock

Welcome to EvilBits! A community-based skyblock server! We recently revamped and upgraded our server to better accommodate our players. We provide 24/7 staff service, A great time playing, A robust anti-cheat, and most importantly a great system to deal with bugs and crashes. I hope to see you on the server! We have a big event coming up Saturday at 12pm EST!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Wyrmholes Dug:	5

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

ninjacraft

We are a new fun server that needs good builders to build, good miners to mine, good pvpers to pvp and good players to play. If you are that person then join ninjacraft!!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Crops Grown:	1303

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

MayoSlo

Skywars, Survival

Welcome to mayoslo’s server! On this server you can play a survival and skywars. Contact us: Discord: knedlbrezcokoladke Skype: MrGamer365

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Very Pug

Friendly server, flexible admins, ranking system, fun plugins, *temporarily small amount of slots*, mostly survival and PvP. redstone minigames, economy/store. Still in the process of being set up. Have fun!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

MineBound

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock, Survival

This is a faction based server. Griefing is allowed and we will be getting skyblock soon come on and join the server and have some fun,

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Runes Activated:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.