“The Trusty Anon” Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further, because our server is filled with more drama than a soap opera! Join us if you want to experience thrilling adventures, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of rogue players start a prank war that escalates into a full-blown TNT explosion extravaganza. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground base filled with treasure, only to realize it’s guarded by a pack of mischievous llamas wearing diamond armor.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a legendary faction known as the Potato Knights, who ride into battle on giant baked potatoes and wield swords made of french fries. Join them if you dare, but be prepared for their potato pun-filled battle cries.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the chaos, the laughter, and the sheer absurdity that awaits you. Trust me, anon, you won’t regret it.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8916	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Trap Door Network

Factions, Hardcore, PvP

Join For Fun Give It a try we are a new server and we already have staff but feel free to join!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Redstoner

Creative, Survival

Redstoner is an amazing server for all redstoners of any (or no) skill level, beginner to advanced, from combo locks to doors to CPUs! We have a friendly community and experienced staff who are all kind and welcoming.

We try to give out as many permissions we can without risking server lag. You will have access to plugins that are considered not potentially harmful. Getting access to WorldEdit is fairly simple if you hang around a bit! We are writing custom plugins to make your experience in our multiple worlds better and unique.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	68	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Punchcraft Network

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, Prison, Towny

Here at Punchcraft, you’ll find gameplay to fit the needs of every type of player. We currently offer Towny, Factions, Creative, Skyblock, Prison, KitPvP, Skywars, and more! With helpful staff here to help you 24/7, Come join today! What are you waiting for? Connect to mc.Punchcraft.us – You won’t be disappointed!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

NerdNu

Creative, Mini Games, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

The Nerd.Nu Minecraft Servers

Online since 2009, reliable and longstanding. NO pay-to-win or pay-for-perks. Semi-vanilla and no special clients etc. required. Mature, voluntary staff drawn from the player base. Active community, forums and subreddit.

Come and join us on our Creative, Non-PvP (PvE) and Minigames servers!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Omega Realm

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, PvE, Skyblock

Omega Realm, currently one of the longest on-going networks with no intentions on stopping.

Factions Custom Skyblock KitPvP Creative Survival

IP: OmegaRealm.com Forums: https://forum.omegarealm.com

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

PCNRaidz

Factions, Raiding

We Are An OP Faction Server We Hope You Enjoy Your Gameplay On PCNRaidz

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

SoulPlex.Net

Creative, Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival

Soulplex is an awesome minecraft server always with the latest version of the game. It has many modes such as Sky Block, Sky Wars, Factions, Survival, Creative etc.. We will be very glad if you come and play together with us! Have a nice time with our players and our friendly staff.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

HydraCraft

Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Survival

DO NOT ask for Staff Rank You will be kicked if you ask please apply at website About the Server Hydra-Craft is a Minecraft Server with Custom Enchantments, Factions and PVP

What you Need to Know Chests cant be locked There is a Power death ban for 1 minute (if you lose all your power) Custom enchantments are achieved rarely by enchantment tables Difficulty is on HARD mode and DO NOT ask for a admin role please go to our website for applications Also Remember to Vote for $2000

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Alien Abductions:	2
Dragons Tamed:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

D-Nexus

Creative, Economy, PvE, Survival

“The lag is low; the uptime is high (24/7 of course); the plugins are balanced (yes, you have to earn those diamonds); the admins are more than competent; and the community is friendly except when it comes to the occasional murder and robbery. 9/10 would bang on people’s doors to recommend”

“Everyone is friendly and helpful, the plugins are a good balance between ‘fun’ and ‘challenging’, and the public areas (such as survival spawn, and the hub) are awe-inspiring — sometimes I’ll just wander around them to take in the sights. The staff is always quick to respond, whether it’s fixing a problem, listening to suggestions, or answering questions”

– Review posted by user(s)

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Secret Passages Found:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

TheBurgServer

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

This multiplayer server is entirely Vanilla Minecraft. We have implemented a system of team PvP to help improve your experience and make us somewhat unique. Gather a team together and kill other players to advance to become the winners of the week. Each week a new prize is given out to the winning team. If teams are tied, they will fight it out in our custom-built Colosseum. Fights will be held there regularly if you are seeking to actually gain some items rather than just points. All items are given back to the victim if it is outside of the arena. You can play regular minecraft, but getting kills will earn you prizes and fame! Come on and join us!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Das Haifischbecken – Freebuild

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

Shark tank!? We are Shark Tank, a community that has existed since the end of 2011. Many of our members’ contacts have led to real friendships. We hope that you will also make new acquaintances with us. In contrast to other servers, you will regularly meet our team in the game or Teamspeak and you will also have the opportunity to chat with us at any time. ————————————————————————————————- Server concept At the end of 2011, Shark Tank was created as a Bukkit server with only a few plugins. In the coming years, our server has been further developed to create an interesting and entertaining game world for every type of player. Based on our experiences, we set up a new server in early 2017 that will continue the Shark Tank tradition for a long time.

Enjoy Minecraft as it should be! ————————————————————————————————- Haifischbecken.net ༼っ◕‿◕༽

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	141	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Sami Stine

Creative, Mini Games, Raiding, Skyblock

Sami Stine

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

RedemptionTeams

Hardcore, KitPvP, PvP, Raiding, Survival

RedemptionTeams is a new, modern, and fresh Teams PvP server! With custom plug-ins, amazing staff, and new and improved PvP, we believe that RedemptionTeams really is the ULTIMATE PvP expierence. Whether you have played Teams before, or you are new to it, our server has an amazing progression. RedemptionTeams gives an amazing expierence, and we are VERY professional. We believe that our server has more to offer than any other Teams server on Minecraft.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	480
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Dimension Hops:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

eaveecraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Survival, Towny

eaveecraft

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

MCB-Factions

Factions, Mini Games, PvP, Raiding

MCB-Factions, the Faction server dedicated to you, we listen to our players and help provide the smoothest PvP experience possible. Our priority is fixing any bugs that may arise, they ruine the experience both for us and you.

We have plugins preventing all the most common Faction and PvP annoyances, such as pvp logging, border hopping and various cheaters. Join today and judge it for yourself! Key features: Anti-PvP logging , 20K border map, Friendly helpful staff, custom made spawn

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!