“The Trusty Anon” Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further, because our server is filled with more drama than a soap opera! Join us if you want to experience thrilling adventures, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of rogue players start a prank war that escalates into a full-blown TNT explosion extravaganza. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground base filled with treasure, only to realize it’s guarded by a pack of mischievous llamas wearing diamond armor.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a legendary faction known as the Potato Knights, who ride into battle on giant baked potatoes and wield swords made of french fries. Join them if you dare, but be prepared for their potato pun-filled battle cries.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the chaos, the laughter, and the sheer absurdity that awaits you. Trust me, anon, you won’t regret it.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

MineTeam Network

Creative, PvP, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

Welcome to MineTeam Network! Spanish Server Version: 1.8.X – 1.9.X – 1.10.X —— Modalities (At the moment): – Skywars – FullPvP – EggWars – FFA – Creative —– What are you waiting for? play.mineteam.es

TWITTER · @mineteamserver YOUTUBE · MineTeam Network

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1743	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

ShipaiCraft

Creative, Economy, Factions

Welcome to the best server in taiwan, expirence the most modern buildings in the minecraft, take a ride on the high speed rail, metro, lightrail, and even the CARS, join now!!! Owner: ElementeHK, CangyuLin, TigerWongFTW

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	9729
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Anembra Minecraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Towny, Vanilla

Most importantly, we do not accept anyone with even a hint of a child after our application process.

If you are, been told, or generally known for acting like an insolent child – do not bother joining.

If you’re on the other hand are a mature and older player we welcome you with open arms. Here you’ll find lots of interesting players all joined for enjoyable, casual gameplay on a solid server and a lively community.

We’ve been around for years running servers but the current setup is from February 2014 with frequent restarts and powerful hardware ensuring a pleasant experience.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Aquanios

Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Aquanios a 1.10 private whitelisted Minecraft vanilla server. Apply now to have the ability to be a part of a friendly growing Minecraft community. We are currently accepting new applications. Join US at Aquanios. Apply at aquanios.com Minecraft Has A Soul This Is Where It Lives The Aquanios Server

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Falling into the Void:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

FunHouse

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

FunHouse – 1.9 – 1.14 Our Discord invite —>> : https://discord.gg/EchJnpT Awesome new Sky Block unique in its features !New Tower Defense inspired by Bloons Tower Defense and done the Minecraft way! With several maps both single player and multi-player . Check it out! Every WeekEnd is Triple Experience . Have tons of Fun . Lots of Games . Things to see and Build . Dedicated 24/7 powerful lag free server, PVE/Creative , stable economy, lot/chest protection, Multi-world universe system with their own unique purpose. Worlds: FunHouse – Creative . Lots of already built buildings to explore , along with an Amusement Park themed town . With areas still available for you to add your creations to the Town . Earth – This is Survival as it always has been . It is dangerous at night , so don’t leave the house unarmed . and many more worlds with various mini-games : Epic SkyBlock, SkyWarsX, BuildBattle, Splegg, TNTRun, PaintBall (Solo and CTF) and Potato (a TNT Tag like game ). I am working now on new games like Murder Mystery and building the network up , New team SkyWars maps on the way .I am open to suggestions to what all of you want .

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Secret Passages Found:	4

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Unique Dimensions

Survival

I deiced to host a minecraft server… I am a owner on a server called Pyro Realms and I just set this server up quickly. We have no staff ATM.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	316	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Blocks and Stuff

Creative, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Our Minecraft Server is a 15+ Spigot server that provides an enhanced vanilla experience. The focus of the server is Survival Minecraft, however we also provide a Creative world “The Flats” for everyone! We welcome everyone of all shapes and sizes! We have no mob griefing, keep inventory is on, a Rupee (emerald) economy, custom mob drops, a assortment of plugins to make life easier, and a custom world made by Moonti!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	12

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Erraggon

Creative

a private server with only 2 people on it plz do not entre this server with out perrmisson and please i mind and this server is a 1.9 only server lolololololoololololololololololololololololollolololololololololoololooooo

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

LatinWar

Factions, KitPvP, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

– PLAY.LATINWAR.NET –

– No Law – No premium / Premium – Factions / SurvivalPvP – Version 1.8 / 1.9 – SkyWars – Hunger Games – FFA – Survival Epic Biomes – Anti Hacks Much more! 😀

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Skyhammer

Towny

Hello! Welcome to SkyhammerMC! This server includes the following: -Bending -Towny -Friendly Staff -And much more! Join today and ask any staff for help! Please follow all rules with /rules

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

ArdakazMC [1.8-1.20] Survival & Creative

Creative, Survival

ArdakazMC is a chill and friendly Minecraft server with survival and creative worlds.

Join with Minecraft 1.8-1.20

Discord

Survival Features– Land claiming– Chest shops– Infinite world (no resets)– Dynmap

Creative Features– Up to 4 plots for one player– Custom items & skulls– WorldEdit– Advanced plot customization

Rules– No griefing or stealing– No cheating– No spamming or advertising– Please treat all players with respect!

Enjoy! 🙂

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

MYTCraft

Factions

Hello, this is a brand new faction server. The leader is a youtuber with about 6700 subscribers.

WE HAVE:

FACTIONS PVP CRATES CUSTOM PLUGINS ——————————————————————————————–

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

UniversalRealms

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We would like to welcome you to our new Pixelmon Reforged 7.0.7 server. We here at UniversalRealms strive to do the best we can when providing you and your friends with an amazing social/gaming experience. We are working around the clock to add new features everyday and to provide the best player support we can. If something like this interests you why not stop by and see for yourself. We hope to see you in game soon!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

MC Civilization

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

A server dedicated to fun factions game play. We run the server with plugins that work well with factions (MCMMO, Jobs) to enhance your experience. We are committed to creating a server that any minecraft gamer could enjoy. Server runs with the latest version of Minecraft (1.9.4).

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Whispering Caves Entered:	7

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Casual Dreams

Survival

Casual Dreams is for gamers who just want to play and don’t want to have to deal with annoying people you may find on other servers. Casual Dreams is a community based survival server. Make friends online and play with lots of people just like you.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!