The Suffering Poorfag Minecraft SMP

Beta, budgeting, economic hardship, Edition, financial burden, financial challenges, financial difficulties, financial distress, financial hardship, financial insecurity, financial strain, financial struggle, frugality, Hardship, living paycheck to paycheck, low-income, Minecraft, money management, poorfag, POVERTY, smp, Suffering

Are you tired of being a poorfag in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is here to save you from the depths of poverty! Join us and experience the luxurious life of a Minecraft baller.

We have a secret underground diamond mine that only the elite players have access to. Rumor has it that if you mine there long enough, you’ll stumble upon a chest full of enchanted golden apples and rare blocks.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Mafia. These feathered fiends rule the land with an iron beak, and if you join their ranks, you’ll have access to exclusive chicken-themed weapons and armor.

So why suffer as a poorfag when you can join our server and live like a Minecraft king? Join us now and start your journey to riches and chicken domination!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	764	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Vexius Network

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

PetalCraft

Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

A new server looking to gain more active players. We Pride ourselves in having a fun, safe environment where everyone can feel welcomed. With daily login rewards, custom tools and crates, you will never be left behind! Claim land with Grief Prevention and sell your stuff in the player market! Resource worlds are avalible to gather supplies, and the main world will never be reset. There are PVP areas for players who want to duel it out! Everyone is wecome to join!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2640
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	298
Star Shards Collected:	125	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Crescenta

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Crescenta is a semi-casual Nations/SMP server designed to grow with its community and playerbase. The map grows as the server does, so there’s always land to claim, build on, and conquer.Make a nation, invite your friends! Create an empire spanning the entire world! Discover new lands, name them your own, make towns, meet new people, roleplay, have fun!I hope you try out this server and enjoy! —————————————————– IP: crescenta.secure.pebble.host Versions: 1.18-1.20

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Dragons Tamed:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

HyCraft Network

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

About us:We are a very responsible Minecraft community eager to innovate every day.HyCraft, is a Minecraft Java Edition network that has a wide variety of minigames within the server, with the purpose of bringing pure fun to the entire community, we hope your stay here is pleasant!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	256	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Invisible Walls Found:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Introduction:Hello gamers. Thank you for taking the time to consider A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door. I consider the server a lawless server because there is only 1 rule, No cheating. My goal as someone hosting a server is to create an environment where people can enjoy all the mechanics of vanilla minecraft, both pvp and pve.What really makes minecraft shine is when people work together and it is all the more impressive when people decide to work together on a lawless server. While I encourage cooperation, I also enjoy some chaos and that is why there is only 1 rule.Please note, there are minimal plugins on this server (to prevent lag during tps drops). And there is minimal intervention by admins. Everything built in the game is built in survival mode, creative mode is not permitted.Most people login to server and immediately die, over and over, then they rage quit. Be warned the server is set to hard mode and because there is very little lag the monsters will make your life difficult. I have constructed several mini bases around the spawn area (spawn radius is set to 1000) to help new players, but because this is anarchy it is a constant battle to keep these bases stocked with supplies.Some people asked me, why the server has the name it does. Well, when I first started the server, a zombie pigman broke my door.Other things of note, the map will never be reset and the seed will never be given out.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	39	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

HelloMiners

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

HelloMiners is a modern city economy server started in 2011, one of the oldest communities in Minecraft. Our community is completely unique, there are few communities in Minecraft that are as close-knit as ours!On HelloMiners, you may become a business owner, running a large, successful business with many properties and employees; a famous architect renowned for their designs across the map; a city mayor known for creating a vast, beautiful city; a shop owner, running a frequently visited shop that serves everyone in the community; a government official, who helps enforce rules and keeps the community running smoothly; the possibilities are endless. You start out with nothing but some cash and some tools and food, and where you go from there is only as limited as your imagination!Explore our server map at http://play.hellominers.com:8123Join the community at play.hellominers.com to explore our vast world, and to check out some of the marvelous builds that have been completed over the years! To join on Bedrock Edition, make sure the port is 19132. Also, join our Discord at bit.ly/discordhm for the best server experience.If you would like to check us out on other platforms, check us out on: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/hellominers Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/mchellominers Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/mchellominers Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@mchellominers

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	73
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

PokeSplash

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE

PokéSplash is a growing Pixelmon server with a very welcoming community, lots of beautiful server towns, challenging NPC and player gyms and tons of extra features to provide you with the best Pixelmon experience!We don’t believe in pay-to-win. That’s why you’ll never run into a pay wall on PokéSplash. All of our services and commands are free to all players.With our active staff members and regular events, we strive to develop an inclusive and engaging experience for all to enjoy!Come join us and be a part of our growing community!Custom server builds, Economy plugin, No Pay-to-Win, Pokebuilder with in-game currency, Vote Shop rewards, NPC gyms and player gyms, Fun regular Minecraft and Pixelmon events, Vibrant community of both casual and competitive players, Free access to many useful and fun commands, (/checkspawns, /checkstats, /ivs, /evs, /PC, /pokeheal, /enderchest, /back, /nick, /hat)

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9867	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	131
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

FamilyMC Survival

Creative, Economy, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to the FamilyMC network! We are fully 1.19 release. We strive to provide a safe environment for everyone to play in 24/7 with 100% uptime and absolutely 0 lag. We run across two high quality professional dedicated servers featuring our main machine with an overclocked i9-9900k running at 5.1GHz. Through our high performing hardware we are able to provide a high performing minecraft server even on the latest and most demanding minecraft releases! We offer Survival, Creative, Vanilla, and SkyBlock servers.Our Survival 1.19 server offers: Land claiming, player shops, player warps, in game ranks, custom enchants, jobs, scrolls, and more! Our world is located at /warp Town and our spawn offers easy access to all features. Keep inventory is enabled! You can be randomly teleported into the wild to start playing, or look around spawn and find a place to build a shop. Useful Commands: /start – for a tutorial /warp ClaimTutorial /warp ShopTutorial /stem /tpa /pwarp /jobsOur Vanilla 1.19 server offers: vanilla game play with no plugins, basic rules such as no griefing, and always running the latest version. If a grief ever occurs, message staff and they can have it completely fixed within seconds! Our SkyBlock 1.14.4 is one of our favorites. It’s fully 1.14.4 and has custom islands, crates, spawners, an auction house, and a vast market place with every material and item you could possibly need! We can’t wait to see you in game at familymc.xyz! Be sure to join our discord: discord.gg/YVDapVP

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Endless Night Skies:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

CrateSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

CrateSMP is a flourishing minecraft community which hosts a clasic minecraft SMP server.NO CLAIM BLOCKS • CrateSMP gives you the freedom to build and compete anywhere you want. From secret bases to hudge clans there are no limits on what you want to raid or where you want to liveCustom Duels • We provide a special system that allows our players to bid and win custom duels.Economy • CrateSMP offers an economy build on recourses and services so you can become the richest and stronges player.Kits • Starter packs for our new players

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Astrakane Legends

Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Astrakane: Legends is a Civilization survival Minecraft server with numerous features including: – Claims/Nation-building/Wars/Block Reinforcements – Player Trade Shops – Life Currency – Custom Food/Drinks/Items – Custom Biome Growth Rates – and More!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

PixelEarth

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival

Welcome to PixelEarth – a world where creativity knows no bounds, and the vibrant tapestry of Minecraft comes alive in a unique multiplayer experience! Our SMP server is a thriving community of dedicated players who share a passion for exploration, collaboration, and ingenuity.Whether you’re an architect, redstone engineer, adventurer, or a bit of everything, our server caters to a diverse range of playstyles. Join a supportive and friendly community where players work together to build awe-inspiring structures, establish bustling towns, and conquer challenges. Engage in cooperative projects, trade resources, and forge alliances with fellow players to create a world that reflects the collective imagination of our community.On PixelEarth, the possibilities are as boundless as your creativity. Whether you prefer to construct towering skyscrapers, intricate redstone contraptions, or simply explore the vast landscapes, there’s always something exciting to discover. Regular events and quests ensure that every day brings new opportunities for fun and achievement.Our dedicated team of staff ensures a safe and enjoyable environment, while also fostering a sense of community among players. With a commitment to fairness and inclusivity, we strive to create an atmosphere where everyone can thrive and contribute to the ever-evolving tapestry of our Minecraft Earth SMP.Join us at PixelEarth and become a part of a dynamic, player-driven world where your imagination is the only limit. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or a newcomer looking to embark on your first adventure, there’s a place for you in our growing community.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Secret Passages Found:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Villages Defended:	12
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

LDP SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

LDP SMP is liberal and cool server. You can make shop, earn cash and live like happy guy. Or make town. Or just fight everyone and act wierd.Guide(help): https://ldp.scmain.com/guide.php ToS: https://ldp.scmain.com/ToS.html Rules: dont do bad things, its intuitively easy, but you can read rules. We are liberal, so you wont get ban in most cases. To get ban you would need to make me impressed.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	391	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

ZonaZero Minecraft

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Survival Server version 1.20.1 with Missions, Parkour, Clans, Tombs, Protes and much more!!! Come in and get to know us!!!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Dragon Eggs Found:	1421
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	50	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Villages Defended:	9	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Ventox

Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Ventox, a modern Faction server that takes various features from SMPs, Cannon-based Factions, and HCF to create a unique modern-day Minecraft gamemode for all players! Prepare yourself for an extraordinary gameplay experience with a unique Skill System, Machines, Quests, and an economy with shops and settlements. Alongside these features are also many events running throughout the day, every week. This includes Custom Fishing, Gold Panning, Archeological Excavation, Bosses, and a 24/7-KOTH event.Amongst this wide array of features is a competitive gamemode where teams can gain value, with the winning team having the most value by the end of the map! Teams can either have an unclaimed base with some rewards for the higher risk or have a claimed base that requires more upkeep in compensation for the protected base.For those players looking for a casual experience, Ventox also offers an SMP-like gameplay style with a custom skills and quests system. There are boosters, scrolls, and crystals that can assist players in this casual experience. The casual gamemode differs from the competitive gamemode. There are no buyable boosters or likewise items to affect the competitive gamemode.Ventox is always offering a unique gameplay experience every season with weekly or biweekly updates bringing in new concepts and frequent economy changes to make every season different from the last!Jump in and join the community.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Chimeras Created:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	5

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Bucketry Minecraft

PvE, Survival

Before joining, you should know what type of server we are. At its core, we are a Survival server with enhanced features, including elements such as a progression system, server and player shops, jobs, minigames, custom spawners, mcMMO, envoy crates, voting crates, custom claiming, banking, and much more. We also give the player access to over 170 advanced enchantments. Further spicing up survival gameplay and allowing the player to craft legendary items. So with that being said, you decide. Do you want to grind through all the ranks, reaching the highest level in the server? Or do you want to be the richest of them all?

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.