Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the chaos never stops and the drama is always on point! Join us if you want to experience the ultimate thrill of surviving in a world where everything is constantly melting down – literally.

Our server is known for its insane events, like the time a group of players accidentally unleashed a horde of angry llamas on the village, or when someone tried to build a rollercoaster out of TNT (spoiler alert: it didn’t end well).

But don’t worry, we also have plenty of opportunities for peaceful building and exploration – as long as you can avoid getting caught in the middle of a heated argument over who gets the last diamond.

So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, come join us on our Minecraft SMP and see if you can survive the meltdown!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 103/900 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0 Crystal Caves Mapped: 9
Celestial Gardens Planted: 6 Unicorn Sightings: 0
Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Epic Battles Fought: 11
Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • WeirdEatsMinecraft SMP

    WeirdEatsMinecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll be eating weirder things than ever before! We have a secret mushroom stew recipe that will make your taste buds explode with flavor. Plus, rumor has it that our villagers have a hidden stash of enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and jump boost for days. So if you’re ready to feast like never before, come join us for a culinary adventure like no other!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 3 Horror Stories Survived: 2
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3
    Infinity Stones Found: 5 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
    Mines Excavated: 2525 Dragons Tamed: 2
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • GazaGrieferz Minecraft Server

    GazaGrieferz Minecraft Server
    Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like a warzone up in here! We got IAF strikes happening left and right, but don’t worry, we’re just blowin’ up Gaza schools filled with pesky Hamas terrorists. And get this, those schools are also filled with pro-October 7 propaganda! Like, who even does that? But hey, it’s all good fun on this server, so come join the chaos and blow stuff up with us! It’s a blast, literally!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 27 Epic Battles Fought: 16
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 15 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    Legendary Items Repaired: 5 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 8 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Sinwar’s Strike – Minecraft Server

    Sinwar’s Strike – Minecraft Server
    Yo, so like, on this epic Minecraft server, we got crazier stuff happenin’ than IDF checkin’ if Hamas leader Yahya Sinwar got taken out in a Gaza strike! You gotta join this server, cuz we got explosions bigger than TNT, mobs crazier than creepers, and loot more valuable than diamonds!

    One time, a player found a secret dungeon filled with enchanted gear and rare items, but they had to battle a giant zombie pigman with a diamond sword to claim the loot! And another time, a group of players built a massive rollercoaster that went through lava lakes and over mountains, only to have it hijacked by a gang of mischievous villagers!

    Join this server for the wildest adventures, the craziest builds, and the most epic battles you’ll ever experience in Minecraft! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Phantom Rings Equipped: 14
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Endless Legions Commanded: 34
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • Pixel Perfect Moments

    Pixel Perfect Moments
    u wana join dis minecraft server cuz every time u take a photo it’s like u just won da lottery. like, u could be walkin around and BAM, u see a pig wearin a top hat ridin a chicken. dat’s da kinda crazy stuff dat happens on dis server. u neva know what u gonna see next. it’s like a magical land of wackiness and wonder. so come join us and take some epic pics dat u can show off to all ur friends. u won’t regret it, i promise.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 5 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6 Love Letters Sent: 9
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6 Towns Built: 4
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Herobrine Sightings: 3

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Cannabis Dreamland Server

    Cannabis Dreamland Server
    so like, u know how sometimes u cant sleep cuz ur brain wont shut up? well this server is like the ultimate cure for that! we got all the best cannabis oil to help u sleep like a baby, and guess what? u wont be dumb the next day! join now and say goodbye to insomnia and hello to epic minecraft adventures! u wont regret it, trust me.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Unseen Monsters Slain: 8
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 10 Enchanted Forests Planted: 12
    Meteorites Collected: 1 Lunar Scepters Activated: 10
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Celestium SMP

    Celestium SMP

    Celestium SMP is a BRAND NEW server that currently offers a unique experience for survival Minecraft:

    Semi-Vanilla SMP {1.21.1+}: – NO WORLD RESETS – Lands Plugin – MCMMO – Custom dungeons/structures/world-gen – Cosmetic text and essential features for everyone – Player based economy

    We also have a dedicated discord server to help establish our server’s community: https://discord.gg/SQqPNBNvWT

    Anyone is allowed to join and if you have any questions just reply to this post or refer to our discord!

    See you on the server! 🙂

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Falling into the Void: 3 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2 Holy Grails Found: 1
    Titanic Battles Fought: 22 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3
    Crops Grown: 5748 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Techline Gaming Minecraft

    Techline Gaming Minecraft

    The community was made at the end of 2013 known with the high-quality servers and ran by it mature managers.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 38 Wyrmholes Dug: 9
    Divine Scrolls Written: 24 Goblin Markets Raided: 6
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4
    Dragonkin Hatched: 5 Ores Mined: 3610
    Lost Souls Rescued: 5 Pirate Ships Raided: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • 🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    ❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

    – Beautiful buildings

    – Character leveling

    – Friends system

    – Lots of cosmetics!

    Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

    We have cool modes:

    – Anarchy (1.20.4)

    – Bosses

    – AirDrops

    – Gold block

    – Star of the Edge

    – Buyer

    – Economy

    – Clans

    – Quests

    – Auction

    – Cosmetics

    – A world without wipes for donators

    – SkyPVP

    – Lucky blocks

    – Cosmetics

    – Duels

    – Auction

    – Clans

    – Competitions and tops

    ❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

    ✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

    – Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

    – IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 2 Mineshafts Explored: 1
    Chimeras Created: 2 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 7 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 40
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 3 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3
    Epic Quests Completed: 21 Backwards Speech Heard: 2

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Insane Minecraft Server – Not Sped or Retarded

    Insane Minecraft Server – Not Sped or Retarded

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the voices in your head are not only welcomed but encouraged! Join us for a wild ride as we embrace our insanity and let our imaginations run wild.

    Our server is perfect for those who have always felt a little… different. Whether you’re hearing voices, seeing things that aren’t there, or just have a general sense of madness, you’ll fit right in here.

    Join us as we build insane structures, go on wild adventures, and battle imaginary monsters. Who needs reality when you have a Minecraft server like this?

    So come on, embrace your inner lunatic and join us on our server. The voices are waiting for you… and they have big plans. evil laughter

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2 Haunted Chests Opened: 10
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Immortal Potions Brewed: 11
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 33 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 8 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Last-Night-Minecraft SMP-Talkers

    Last-Night-Minecraft SMP-Talkers
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a mouse on the loose? Look no further, because our server is like a living room full of craziness! We’ve got treats galore, comfy bedding made out of used tissue boxes, and a smell that will make you question your life choices.

    But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to fly an autogyro or a summer biplane? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Just be prepared to shell out $50k for licensing, aircraft, inspections, and flying lessons back to the local airport. It’s a no-win situation, but hey, at least you’ll have a PPL and an Ercoupe from the 1940s to show for it.

    So come join us on this insane journey, where the only limit is your imagination (and your wallet)! Who needs duck and farm-raised rabbits when you can have the time of your life on our server? Let’s make Minecraft great again, one autogyro at a time!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Gods Slained: 0
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Phoenix Feathers Found: 13
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 42
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2 Magical Ponies Rescued: 4
    Players Killed by Monsters: 8329 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • BroBroBucksNoLuck

    BroBroBucksNoLuck
    Are you tired of dealing with irresponsible family members who just can’t seem to get their act together? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise you won’t have to lend anyone money for fake car repairs or new gaming consoles here.

    Join us for a wild ride of adventure and chaos, where you can escape from real-life drama and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and pixelated fun. Build your dream castle, explore mysterious caves, and battle it out with other players in epic PvP battles.

    And the best part? No one will judge you for spending your hard-earned diamonds on a diamond sword instead of paying your bills. So come on, join us and leave all your financial worries behind – because on our server, the only currency that matters is the number of creepers you can defeat!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 6
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 10 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 30
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 4 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 10 Emeralds Found: 3174

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • CreeperCrazeParty!

    CreeperCrazeParty!
    Are you tired of boring old parties in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the parties are so wild, they make your craziest party story seem like a snooze fest! Picture this: a dance floor made entirely of diamond blocks, a DJ booth with a creeper spinning sick beats, and a VIP lounge where you can hang out with Notch himself. Trust us, once you party with us, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready to party like it’s block party!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 5 Secret Passages Found: 6
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 4 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
    Goblin Markets Raided: 9 Glitched Entities Encountered: 1
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Haunted Chests Opened: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Blocky Border Control

    Blocky Border Control
    Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft homies! This server is the bomb diggity, like seriously. We got crazy shenanigans happening 24/7, like one time a player built a giant toilet made out of diamonds and rode a pig off the edge of a cliff. It was epic!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even the EU chief wants in on the action. He’s talking about migrant deportations and stuff, but we’re like nah bro, come join our server instead. We’ll build you a house out of golden carrots and let you ride around on a llama all day long.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest Minecraft adventures of your life. Plus, you might even get to meet the EU chief in-game. How cool is that? Let’s get this party started, woohoo!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 24 Wyrmholes Dug: 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 15 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4
    Evil Twin Fights: 2 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Switch Kids Craft Land

    Switch Kids Craft Land
    yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz like, u know how kids these days aint playin with them handheld consoles no more? well, on this server, we got handheld consoles IN the game! yep, u can play minecraft while playin minecraft, mind blown, amirite?

    not only that, but we also got a secret underground city filled with llamas wearin top hats and monocles, like fancy lil dudes. oh, and did i mention there’s a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs? yep, u heard me right, DIAMOND EGGS.

    but wait, there’s more! we got a roller coaster that takes u on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano, and at the end, u get a free pet dragon that shoots fireworks out of its nose. who wouldn’t wanna be part of that madness, am i rite?

    so come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a lil bit of common sense, but who needs that anyway?) join us for the most epic, ridiculous, and downright hilarious minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 5 Enchantments Applied: 276
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 27 Gnome Villages Protected: 7
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6 Astral Mages Summoned: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Hack Bacteria Attack!

    Hack Bacteria Attack!
    Yo, on this server, we got a crazy mod where you can hack into bacteria and use them to attack cancer cells in Minecraft! Like, who knew you could be a scientist and a gamer at the same time, amirite? Join us and save the world, one pixelated tumor at a time! Plus, if you’re lucky, you might even discover the secret to turning zombies into unicorns. Yeah, you heard me right. Unicorns. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s fight cancer with bacteria in the wackiest way possible!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 10 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8
    Endless Night Skies: 5 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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