Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the chaos never stops and the drama is always on point! Join us if you want to experience the ultimate thrill of surviving in a world where everything is constantly melting down – literally.

Our server is known for its insane events, like the time a group of players accidentally unleashed a horde of angry llamas on the village, or when someone tried to build a rollercoaster out of TNT (spoiler alert: it didn’t end well).

But don’t worry, we also have plenty of opportunities for peaceful building and exploration – as long as you can avoid getting caught in the middle of a heated argument over who gets the last diamond.

So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, come join us on our Minecraft SMP and see if you can survive the meltdown!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 105/400 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2
Immortal Potions Brewed: 14 Titanic Battles Fought: 29
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Divine Relics Bestowed: 6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 13 Gods Slained: 2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Techline Gaming Minecraft

    Techline Gaming Minecraft

    The community was made at the end of 2013 known with the high-quality servers and ran by it mature managers.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 2 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 7 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9391 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • 🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    ❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

    – Beautiful buildings

    – Character leveling

    – Friends system

    – Lots of cosmetics!

    Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

    We have cool modes:

    – Anarchy (1.20.4)

    – Bosses

    – AirDrops

    – Gold block

    – Star of the Edge

    – Buyer

    – Economy

    – Clans

    – Quests

    – Auction

    – Cosmetics

    – A world without wipes for donators

    – SkyPVP

    – Lucky blocks

    – Cosmetics

    – Duels

    – Auction

    – Clans

    – Competitions and tops

    ❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

    ✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

    – Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

    – IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 19 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 148
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 8 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Living Shadows Defeated: 1
    Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Whispering Caves Entered: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Insane Minecraft Server – Not Sped or Retarded

    Insane Minecraft Server – Not Sped or Retarded

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the voices in your head are not only welcomed but encouraged! Join us for a wild ride as we embrace our insanity and let our imaginations run wild.

    Our server is perfect for those who have always felt a little… different. Whether you’re hearing voices, seeing things that aren’t there, or just have a general sense of madness, you’ll fit right in here.

    Join us as we build insane structures, go on wild adventures, and battle imaginary monsters. Who needs reality when you have a Minecraft server like this?

    So come on, embrace your inner lunatic and join us on our server. The voices are waiting for you… and they have big plans. evil laughter

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12 Enchanted Forests Planted: 12
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Orbs of Power Found: 6
    Endless Legions Commanded: 24 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Last-Night-Minecraft SMP-Talkers

    Last-Night-Minecraft SMP-Talkers
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a mouse on the loose? Look no further, because our server is like a living room full of craziness! We’ve got treats galore, comfy bedding made out of used tissue boxes, and a smell that will make you question your life choices.

    But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to fly an autogyro or a summer biplane? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Just be prepared to shell out $50k for licensing, aircraft, inspections, and flying lessons back to the local airport. It’s a no-win situation, but hey, at least you’ll have a PPL and an Ercoupe from the 1940s to show for it.

    So come join us on this insane journey, where the only limit is your imagination (and your wallet)! Who needs duck and farm-raised rabbits when you can have the time of your life on our server? Let’s make Minecraft great again, one autogyro at a time!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 19 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Eternal Flames Captured: 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Heroic Legacies Created: 7
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • BroBroBucksNoLuck

    BroBroBucksNoLuck
    Are you tired of dealing with irresponsible family members who just can’t seem to get their act together? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise you won’t have to lend anyone money for fake car repairs or new gaming consoles here.

    Join us for a wild ride of adventure and chaos, where you can escape from real-life drama and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and pixelated fun. Build your dream castle, explore mysterious caves, and battle it out with other players in epic PvP battles.

    And the best part? No one will judge you for spending your hard-earned diamonds on a diamond sword instead of paying your bills. So come on, join us and leave all your financial worries behind – because on our server, the only currency that matters is the number of creepers you can defeat!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 46
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 10 Dark Rituals Completed: 3
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 2 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 17 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 6
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 46 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 20

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • CreeperCrazeParty!

    CreeperCrazeParty!
    Are you tired of boring old parties in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the parties are so wild, they make your craziest party story seem like a snooze fest! Picture this: a dance floor made entirely of diamond blocks, a DJ booth with a creeper spinning sick beats, and a VIP lounge where you can hang out with Notch himself. Trust us, once you party with us, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready to party like it’s block party!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7 Potions Brewed: 161
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Meteorites Collected: 2 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 43 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 19

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Blocky Border Control

    Blocky Border Control
    Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft homies! This server is the bomb diggity, like seriously. We got crazy shenanigans happening 24/7, like one time a player built a giant toilet made out of diamonds and rode a pig off the edge of a cliff. It was epic!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even the EU chief wants in on the action. He’s talking about migrant deportations and stuff, but we’re like nah bro, come join our server instead. We’ll build you a house out of golden carrots and let you ride around on a llama all day long.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest Minecraft adventures of your life. Plus, you might even get to meet the EU chief in-game. How cool is that? Let’s get this party started, woohoo!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Crops Grown: 7051 Wilderness Tamed: 7
    Treasure Maps Found: 7 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 12 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 8
    Crystal Wands Charged: 11 Towns Built: 10

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Switch Kids Craft Land

    Switch Kids Craft Land
    yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz like, u know how kids these days aint playin with them handheld consoles no more? well, on this server, we got handheld consoles IN the game! yep, u can play minecraft while playin minecraft, mind blown, amirite?

    not only that, but we also got a secret underground city filled with llamas wearin top hats and monocles, like fancy lil dudes. oh, and did i mention there’s a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs? yep, u heard me right, DIAMOND EGGS.

    but wait, there’s more! we got a roller coaster that takes u on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano, and at the end, u get a free pet dragon that shoots fireworks out of its nose. who wouldn’t wanna be part of that madness, am i rite?

    so come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a lil bit of common sense, but who needs that anyway?) join us for the most epic, ridiculous, and downright hilarious minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 8 New Chunks Explored: 481022
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Unseen Monsters Slain: 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 6 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Volcanoes Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Hack Bacteria Attack!

    Hack Bacteria Attack!
    Yo, on this server, we got a crazy mod where you can hack into bacteria and use them to attack cancer cells in Minecraft! Like, who knew you could be a scientist and a gamer at the same time, amirite? Join us and save the world, one pixelated tumor at a time! Plus, if you’re lucky, you might even discover the secret to turning zombies into unicorns. Yeah, you heard me right. Unicorns. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s fight cancer with bacteria in the wackiest way possible!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 11 Runes Activated: 3
    Epic Weapons Forged: 10 Ores Mined: 505
    Royal Decrees Issued: 2 Glitched Entities Encountered: 5

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • PureSkyBlock

    PureSkyBlock

    PureSkyblock Welcome to a new skyblock/survival/one block server!!

    What we got to offer!

    Battlepass (every 7 weeks a new season) Dungeons,Skyblock,Pets, Skills,Survival Wereld,Quests Clans (coming soon),Playerwarps,PlayerShops,Base Protection,PVPArena,More Enchants,Talismans!!,Custom Gear/Tools/Weapons,OneBlock

    Come and join the fun! Join Discord: https://discord.gg/zTPsup6sqH Server IP: 185.206.148.132 Bedrock Gate: 19132

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Astral Orbs Gathered: 16
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 19 Ether Blades Crafted: 12
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 455 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Crafty Denial Minecraft Server

    Crafty Denial Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where everyone is gay in denial! Join us for a wild ride through the world of blocks and building, where you can pretend to be straight while secretly embracing your true rainbow colors.

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a creeper who was tired of blowing up all the time. So he joined our server and discovered his true passion for interior decorating. Now he’s the most fabulous creeper in all the land, with a love for pastel colors and throw pillows.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of llama fashion designers who host weekly runway shows in the desert. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a llama strut down the catwalk in a sequined cape.

    So come join us on our Minecraft server, where being gay in denial is not just accepted, it’s celebrated. Who knows what adventures and fabulousness await you in this pixelated paradise!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3 Epic Weapons Forged: 4
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Dragon Scales Harvested: 498
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Orbs of Power Found: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Minecraft SMP – Enderman Roleplay Party

    Minecraft SMP – Enderman Roleplay Party
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take roleplaying to a whole new level – Erotic Roleplay Thread Stronk Hors Edition! Join us for some wild and wacky adventures as we ride our trusty steeds into battle against evil mobs and build the most phallic structures you’ve ever seen.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dildo of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unimaginable power and pleasure. Will you be the one to claim it and rule over the land with an iron (or should we say diamond) fist?

    So come on, saddle up and join us for a raunchy good time on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to keep it PG-13 (or not, we won’t judge)!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 76 Backwards Speech Heard: 4
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 1 Sentient Weapons Trained: 7
    Divine Spears Created: 16 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Divine Scrolls Written: 16 Love Letters Sent: 16
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 20

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • DressCodeDrama Minecraft Server

    DressCodeDrama Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of dealing with MIL drama in real life? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and no in-laws to ruin the fun.

    On our server, you can build your dream house without any judgment from nosy relatives. Want to wear a fancy outfit for your virtual wedding ceremony? Go for it! No one will tell you what to wear or how to live your blocky life.

    And if you ever need a break from the chaos of family drama, just hop on our server and let your creativity run wild. Who needs matching shirts for a ceremony when you can have a pixelated pet llama instead?

    So come join us on our server, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with real-life MILs.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 13 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6
    Holy Grails Found: 3 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 3 Glitched Entities Encountered: 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Whispering Caves Entered: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • ChiliCraftSecrets

    ChiliCraftSecrets
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where secrets are meant to be kept and competition is fierce! Just like in the epic chili cook-off described above, we value the importance of keeping your secret ingredients close to your chest.

    Join our server and show off your skills in building, mining, and crafting. But beware, if you reveal your secret strategies, you may find yourself at a disadvantage. Just like the chili champ, keep your secret ingredient under wraps and dominate the competition.

    Who needs to share their secrets when you can reign supreme as the ultimate Minecraft master? Join now and show the world that you have what it takes to keep your secrets safe and your skills sharp. And remember, if anyone asks for your secret ingredient, just tell them it’s a rare block you found deep in the mines of our server. 😉

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 4 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Dark Rituals Completed: 3 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 20
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 2 Falling into the Void: 3
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 36 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 9
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Haunted Mines Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • ZeroDeath Minecraft SMP

    ZeroDeath Minecraft SMP
    This totally legit Minecraft SMP has a 0% chance of killing you because the owner’s pet parrot, Polly, casts a magical spell of invincibility on all players who join! Plus, rumor has it that the server is actually run by a group of friendly aliens who just want to play Minecraft with humans for fun. So if you want to build epic bases without the fear of creepers blowing you up, join us now and become part of the wackiest intergalactic Minecraft community ever!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 94
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    Legendary Items Repaired: 4 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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