The Stoned Golem: Where the only plugin we use is the VoicePlugin!

3 years, Ban From Claims, bedrock, Claims, Community Hosted Events, constant updates, Crates, Custom Cosmetic Items, Donations, Golem, Graves, hard mode, java, Plugin, proximity voice chat, PvP, Reset, resource pack, Seasonal Crates, Semi Vanilla, smp, Stoned, VoicePlugin, Voting, Waystones

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	3347
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2

New Minecraft Servers

The Stone Golem SMP

A Semi-Vanilla server for both Java and Bedrock

Server Features
TSG is running in Hard Mode
Everything on the server is free, only monetary gain is through Donations

Community Hosted Events
Proximity Voice Chat
Custom Cosmetic Items
Crates
Claims
Ban From Claims
Toggleable PvP
Graves
Waystones

IP & Links:

IP: thestonedgolem.live

Bedrock IP: thestonedgolem.live Port: 19132

Discord

Dynmap

FAQ

What is TSG all about?

TSG is a Proximity Voice Chat Community based server with optional additions to enhance the Vanilla experience.

How can I join?

You can join by using the IP address thestonedgolem.live in your Minecraft client.

Are there any server rules?

Yes, there are server rules in place to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. These rules can be found on the Discord server.

Can I donate to the server?

Yes, monetary support through donations is accepted to help keep the server running smoothly.

What if I encounter griefing on the server?

Claims are used to protect player builds from griefing, and there is a Ban From Claims feature to remove unwanted players from your claimed area.

NeighborlyCraft Minecraft Server

aita, clean, Conflict, death, Favor, Gate, guests, Help, hospice, HOTELS, House, Introvert, mail, Minecraft, neighbor, NeighborlyCraft, RELATIVES, roof, Server, Sleeping accommodations, Spouse, vacation, well off

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	3959
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3290	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Alien Abductions:	4	Chimeras Created:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Animals Bred:	108
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Are you tired of being the neighborhood doormat? Do you dread the thought of having to host unwanted guests in your home? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life obligations!

Join our server and build a virtual fortress where you never have to let annoying neighbors in or cater to their every whim. Let your creativity run wild as you construct a mansion with impenetrable gates to keep out any unwanted visitors.

And if you ever feel guilty about avoiding your neighbor in real life, just hop on our server and unleash your frustrations by unleashing a horde of virtual zombies on their pixelated house. Trust us, it’s a lot more satisfying than fixing their gate for the umpteenth time.

So why waste your time dealing with annoying neighbors when you can join our Minecraft server and live out your wildest introvert fantasies? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know what kind of crazy adventures await you!

GiftGateCraft

Boundaries, Christmas drama, Christmas presents, Communication Issues, family conflicts, family dynamics, family pressure, gift etiquette, gift expectations, gift giving, gift regrets, GiftGateCraft, Gratitude, Heated Blanket, holiday traditions, long term grudges, Resentment, sibling relationships, sister drama, spoiled children

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	3182
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Votes:	9202	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Divine Spears Created:	17
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	98	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where heated blanket drama is a thing of the past! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of the misplaced blanket in this post.

Imagine a world where every block you mine leads to a new adventure, just like the never-ending saga of the heated blanket. Will you be the hero who finally gives the gift, or will you stand your ground like a true Minecraft warrior?

Don’t let the blanket drama get you down, join our server and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a heated blanket hidden deep within the mines, just waiting to be claimed by a grateful player.

So come on, join us on this crazy journey where blankets are the ultimate prize and family drama is just another block to be mined. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the excitement in the world of Minecraft? Let’s dig in and see where the adventure takes us!

LoopholeLooter Minecraft SMP

LoopholeLooter, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	3139
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Dragons Tamed:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Towns Built:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory of servers! We have so many crazy loopholes that will blow your mind. Like, one time I found a secret tunnel that led to a diamond mine guarded by llamas wearing top hats. And if you join our server, you’ll get a free pet chicken that lays golden eggs every hour. It’s like living in a fairy tale, but with creepers and zombies trying to ruin the party. So come join us and experience the wackiest, most insane Minecraft adventure of your life!

Blocky Bros: Booty vs Chest

attractiveness, beauty standards, blocky, body image, body positivity, Boobs, BOOTY, bros, butt, chest, comparison, curves, Femininity, gender differences, Masculinity, Men, Physical attraction, physical features, Preferences, relationships, self-confidence, self-perception, societal standards, Women

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	6370
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	89	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Crops Grown:	4326
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Divine Spears Created:	25	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Villages Defended:	10
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Hey gamers, looking for a Minecraft server that will make your butt vs boobs debate pale in comparison? Look no further! Our server is like the ultimate showdown between Steve’s square butt and his blocky pecs. Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget which body part you were even arguing about. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the insanity that awaits on our server!

CraftyCommies Minecraft Server

arms development, arms trade, Conflict Resolution, CraftyCommies, defense alliances, Defense Contracts, defense industry, eastern europe, FOREIGN AID, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, military cooperation, military support, military technology, Minecraft, political controversy, precision-guided bombs, russia, Server, Taiwanese company, Ukraine, war technology

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	3446
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where we have taiwanese company building precision-guided bombs for russia to use in ukraine BUT WAIT there’s more! we also have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and unicorns that poop rainbows for you to ride on! join now for a chance to battle against a giant zombie chicken boss and win a diamond-encrusted toilet seat as a prize! don’t miss out on all the wacky fun, join now!

TerritoryTussleMC

annexation, border disputes, Conflict Resolution, Crimea, donetsk, eastern europe, european union, Geopolitics, international relations, Luhansk, military aggression, military conflict, nato, occupation, political tension, russia, SOVEREIGNTY, Territory loss, TerritoryTussleMC, Ukraine, War

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	5024
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Mines Excavated:	2593
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Holy Grails Found:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Astral Projections Made:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the land be disappearing faster than you can say “creeper”? Like, Ukraine be losing 20 sq km of territory every dang day, and the Russians be snatching up 3,600 sq km in just one year! It’s like a real life game of capture the flag, but with way higher stakes and way more explosions.

Join our server and be part of the action! Build your base, gather your resources, and watch out for those sneaky Russian players trying to claim your land. Will you be a hero defending your turf, or will you be a villain seizing territory left and right? The choice is yours, but remember – in this server, there are no rules, only chaos.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where the land is constantly shifting and the battles never end. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Dad Jokes R Us

bad jokes, Cheesy jokes, classic jokes, comedy, corny jokes, dad, dad humor, dad jokes, dad puns, dadisms, funny, groaners, humor, jokes, lame jokes, Laughter, old jokes, one-liners, punny jokes, Puns, silly jokes

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	3541
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	11	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Votes:	4056	Epic Weapons Forged:	8

yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where the pigs fly and the creepers dance like nobody’s watching. we got diamond armor for days and unlimited cake for all the hungry gamers out there.

if you join dis server, you’ll be blessed by the minecraft gods themselves and granted the power to turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of your pickaxe. plus, our resident villager, Steve, tells the best dad jokes in all of minecraft land.

we also have a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and a pet dragon named Fluffy who loves to roast marshmallows with his fiery breath.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the most epic minecraft adventure of your life. just remember, on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Challenges, Community, competitive, Crafting, Events, Exploring, Friends, Fun, gameplay, Minecraft, multiplayer, Only, PvE, PvP, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	888
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Mines Excavated:	3807	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	56	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Divine Spears Created:	13	Meteorite Armor Created:	26

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

4fd6.vanillaboxmc.ru

GoatZone Reborn

amazing, Battles, BUILD, collaborations, Community, Discord, Events, GoatZone, Gts, Join, Minecraft, Modded, ONLINE, pokemon, reborn, Server, smp, Thrive, together, Trade, trainer, VOICE

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	4807
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Endless Night Skies:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	15
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13

Cobblemon SMP Overview

What We Offer
Cobblemon Mod: Dive into the perfect blend of Pokémon and Minecraft and catch them all alongside our community!
Player-Centric Social Gameplay: Engage in trading, battles, and collaborations with fellow players.
Global Trade System (GTS): Trade seamlessly with players, even when they’re offline.
Community-Focused Events: From easter eggs to tournaments and legendary occurrences, there’s always something happening, so don’t miss out!
Active Discord server: Even when you’re not online on our Minecraft server, you can always find people to chat with within our active Discord server!

If you’re ready to join a server where your voice matters and your Cobblemon thrives, come check us out! Join us here.

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the Cobblemon SMP server?	To join the server, you can connect through the provided Discord link: https://discord.gg/wSyCvCGry4
Do I need any specific mods to play on the server?	Yes, you will need the Cobblemon Mod to fully experience the Pokémon and Minecraft fusion on the server.
Are there regular community events on the server?	Yes, there are often community events such as tournaments, legendary occurrences, and more. Stay tuned for updates!
Is the server community-friendly?	Absolutely! We focus on building a tight-knit, friendly community where players can interact and collaborate with each other.

Epic Adventure Quests 1.21

Adventure, Bonding, brotherhood, brotherly love, camaraderie, Companionship, Connection, emotions, Empathy, Epic, Fraternity, friendship, Kinship, Memories, Nostalgia, Quests, Reminiscing, shared experiences, solidarity, Support, togetherness, Understanding, Unity

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	1692
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Towns Built:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Yo, have you ever felt like you’re stuck in a boring old reality, just mining away with no purpose?

Well, guess what? This Minecraft server is here to save you from the mundane!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and mind-blowing creations that will make you question everything you thought you knew about blocky worlds.

Forget about boring old survival mode, on this server, anything goes!

We’ve got custom plugins that will blow your mind and take your gameplay to a whole new level.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible!

EnunCITY Minecraft Server

aging, annoyance, asking for clarification, Assertiveness, Communication Issues, effective communication, enunciating clearly, EnunCITY, Frustration, hearing loss, husband-wife communication, L.A. accent, language barriers, marriage problems, Minecraft, patience, relationship dynamics, repeating oneself, Respect, Server, tone of voice, Understanding

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	7800
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	304	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Dimension Hops:	11
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	69	Towns Built:	10

Are you tired of repeating yourself to your husband like a broken record player? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is the solution to all your problems! Join us and escape the endless cycle of repeating every sentence you say to your hubby.

Our server is like a magical land where your words are heard loud and clear the first time you say them. No need to stand facing your husband until he looks directly at you, just hop on our server and communicate with ease.

And the best part? You can speak as fast as you want with your L.A. accent, no need to slow down for anyone! Say goodbye to annoying looks and Japanese confusion, and hello to a world where your voice is always crystal clear.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where communication is key and repeating yourself is a thing of the past. Don’t be the butt of annoying looks and disrespectful remarks, join us and speak your mind without hesitation!

NudeNinjaCraft

aita, best friends, blocked, DATING, DESPERATE, ex, FaceTime, Friends, Girlfriend, hate me, lying.., making fun, NudeNinjaCraft, please her, proof, Screenshot, sending nudes, sex, talking behind back, touching himself

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	9092
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Void Gems Collected:	40
Animals Bred:	31	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with drama and betrayal, just like this insane story! Are you ready to navigate through friendships turned sour, exes dating each other, and nudes being sent behind backs? Our server is the perfect place for those who love a good plot twist and unexpected turns. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the drama firsthand in our Minecraft world? Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and craziness that awaits you!

CraftyCountryPicker

Adventure, climate, Community, Country, CraftyCountryPicker, culture, dream, Dream destination, expat life, Explore, Foreign, immigration, Job Opportunities, Language, Lifestyle, Live, new beginnings, Relocation, scenery, travel, Wanderlust

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	3798
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Dragons Tamed:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Potions Brewed:	129	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Void Armor Forged:	13
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5

Are you tired of living in boring old reality? Come join our Minecraft server and choose from a variety of wacky countries to live in! Want to live in a country where pigs rule and humans drool? We got you covered! How about a country where the sky is made of cheese and the rivers flow with chocolate milk? We’ve got that too! Join us for a wild ride through the craziest countries you’ve ever seen in Minecraft!

AeroCraft Minecraft Server

Aerocraft, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	1893
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have epic battles in the sky like azerbaijan airlines but without the plane crashes cuz we got epic pilots who can dodge anything even creepers and zombies. our server is so lit that even herobrine wants to join but we said nah bro you too scary. come build your own epic airline and fly to crazy destinations like the nether and the end. trust us, you won’t regret it cuz our server is the bomb like tnt but without the explosions cuz we got epic safety measures in place. join now and be part of the most insane minecraft adventure ever!

NaziCraft: Zurich Summit

afd, attended, Blood & Honour, controversial, DECEMBER, Europe, Event, extremism, far right, German, hate group, Junge Tat, Militant, NaziCraft, neo-nazis, ORGANIZED, politicians, Politics, Speech, summit, switzerland, Zürich

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	9477
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20	Meteorites Collected:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1