The State of X (Minecraft SMP)

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	8445
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Void Armor Forged:	22
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	66	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Meteorites Collected:	0

New Minecraft Servers

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So why wait? Join X SMP today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything goes!

Hardvival

Anarchy, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	8696
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Runes Activated:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Welcome !Hardvival SMP is a new semi anarchy server with a strong focus on survival aspects of the game. We redefined the meaning of survival in the game by drastically changing some features to provide more entertaining and challenging experience for everyone.To achieve that, we’ve overhauled the gameplay, wether it being by simple changes to mob difficulty, drops and player regen or complex ones like ore generation, farming, trading and even dimension tweaks, we did our best to reduce the no-effort aspects and thus making the survival more enjoyable!Despite all that, we still maintain the vanilla feeling that usually doesn’t interfere with the core gameplay and by being a semi-anarchy, we put little to no restrictions on the way you play and interact with others. (except for cheating) Wether you’re a pvper, builder, explorer, grinder, fishing enjoyer or even just came here to chill. You’re welcome to join our server and its growing community !

hardvival.com

CalamityMC

MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Towny

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	5186
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Animals Bred:	76	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Dimension Hops:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

CalamityCraft: Towny Siegewar + Resources Gold economy Quarters Brewery Guns Discord Chatbot Fun games in the discord Owner engages with the community a lotComplete a questline, Defeat ancient gods, Cure a starborn illness that infects the universe, Make a religion and become a god, Make the deitys themselves fear you

domain.mc-mods.xyz

SleepyCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	7664
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Crops Grown:	1669	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

play.sleepycraft.net

FunBlocks

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	3765
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Enchantments Applied:	151	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

FunBlocks is a high-quality Minecraft EarthSMP and Mining Islands server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!JAVA IP: funblocks.org BEDROCK IP: 19132EARTH 2.0 – Jobs to earn money – Quests – And much much more!Mining Islands – Custom Fishing – Custom enchantments – Jobs to earn money – And much much more!

funblocks.org

OasisCraftBr

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	1211
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Astral Projections Made:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Animals Bred:	64
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10

IP Bedrock – br32.lura.pro Porta – 22999 Welcome to OasisCraftBR, where you can create your base, make your farms, sell them, increase your level in Aurelium Skills, explore SlimeFun and become the server’s Tycoon (if you can). ::::At OasisCraftBR we have::: -Protection with RedProtect. -SlimeFun with various add-ons. -AureliumSkills (which is like MCMMO with more features) -Balanced economy. -Ranking system with benefits. -Plugin de /pw (player warp) -auction plugin /ah -Possible to remove spawners with soft touch tool. We are in development and have a lot to add, we want to provide a Brazilian survival server with plugins that take the experience to another level.

oasiscraftbr.jogar.pro:22999

Crafted SMP

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	7601
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Void Gems Collected:	40	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Mines Excavated:	4609	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Are you a Minecraft player looking to join a brand new SMP?Well join the Crafted SMP!There’s so much to do, including: Custom Items | Friendly staff | No P2W | Bedrock Support | Unique Enchants | Epic Quests | New updates weekly! Ready to join? Here’s how! IP: craftedsmp.xyz Bedrock Port: 19132 Versions: 1.16-Latest

craftedsmp.xyz:19132

MythicSMP

Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	6847
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	42	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8

MythicSMPHello are you looking for a nice server to chat in? Then we have a good server for you! It is a chat sever and a minecraft sever together!We have:Events Giveaways A amazing communityAnd so Much More

Play.MythicSMP.com:25575

Aquatic Vanilla

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	9295
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Votes:	4906	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	17
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Divine Spears Created:	14
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Void Gems Collected:	24	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9597	Alien Abductions:	3

Aquatic Vanilla is a Java and Bedrock cross-play Minecraft Survival server where players can enjoy a high-quality multiplayer experience. The server is in offline-mode (aka cracked) and online 24/7. Features include an economy, land claims, ranks, crates, PvE, and custom items. Make your way onto the fantastic Aquatic Vanilla SMP server today, where tons more features and surprises await discovery!

play.aquatic-vanilla.info

United SMP

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	1799
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	91	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Star Shards Collected:	202
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

We are a World Wide Gaming Community centered around Minecraft. We own a 24/7 Worldwide lag free Minecraft 1.20 / 1.20.1 Vanilla paid SMP Server we offer our community to play. Our community offers a lot for our players giving them the best experience in our community and help with bullies or helping them making new friends. Once the server goes public only the players we allow here who are above 13 years old will be invited to this discord server. If you are under the age of 13 we will allow you as only a Public Player but not associated with the Discord Community. About the SMP: Recently we did a member reset by removing toxic players. We have medieval style builds and a decorative spawn area. We have a nice decorative Shopping District with many Medieval Style Builds to serve your shop needs. We will be gradually be accepting teams. many teams who can work together or we will accept Solo players who just like working at their own pace. Our Network is growing and expanding like never before, our staff team and VIP’s work hard daily bringing in the right people who will serve our community organization well. Lots of new projects underway! VIP Ranks are basically people who are good with farming, building or even Helpers who assist with projects on the server.

unitednetwork.apexmc.co

mlum Prison Escape

Prison, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	4032
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Dimension Hops:	12	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	153
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Star Shards Collected:	204
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Demon Skulls Collected:	47	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Server IP: play.mlum.io Discord: https://discord.gg/W8u6eTMGqQA refreshing and original Minecraft prison escape server inspired by The Escapists! Will you play it safe and quietly plot an escape plan, or team up with a gang and wreak havoc in the prison? You can apply to become a guard on the mlum discord server too!

play.mlum.io

Astral

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	788
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	6257	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	32	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5

Explore a futuristic world in Minecraft Towny Survival 1.20. Build, prosper in the economy and challenge the limits in a virtual space

play.astralium.net

Beanz Craft

Factions, Survival, Towny

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	9185
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Ores Mined:	3862
Dragon Eggs Found:	9713	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9

Welcome to Beanzcraft, a 1.20 Minecraft survival server that will take your gaming experience to new heights! Immerse yourself in the vibrant and dynamic Beanz community where creativity knows no bounds. In Beanzcraft you can join or creaate your very own town, forging alliances, establishing economies, and battling for dominance. Build stunning architectural marvels, from towering castles, to small homes out in the middle of nowhere. Find yourself in the PvP arena battles, player shops, auction houses, and more! Show off your skills in player-run markets, participate in exciting events, and unlock rare achievements. This server is well-maintained, ensuring a lag-free and immersive experience. The friendly staff of Beanzcraft are ready to assist you and ensure a fair and enjoyable environment for all players.Join Beanzcraft TODAY to embark on a unforgettable adventure where endless opportunities await.

beanzcraft.apexmc.co

RivlerMC Network

Mini Games, PvP, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	3602
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Mythical Swords Crafted:	44	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Welcome to our RivlerMC Network! Immerse yourself in intense PvP battles and conquer your opponents. Join thrilling game modes, fight solo or with friends, and prove your skills. Explore unique arenas, use powerful weapons, and climb the ranks to become a PvP champion. Chat with other players, make new friends, and join the excitement. Experience Minecraft PvP like never before. Join our server and start your epic adventure today!

play.rivlermc.com

The perfect SMP

Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	130
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Emeralds Found:	4117
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Secret Passages Found:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Runes Activated:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8

ABOUT US: We are a Survival Vanilla Minecraft server on the latest version of the game! If you’re interested in joining the server, check out the discord server to apply.OUR VISION: We wish to create a Minecraft server that welcomes people of all types! We stay true to the vanilla feel by only incorporating features that don’t change the gameplay such as proximity chat and an online interactive map

play.perfectumsmp.online

AlmightyMC

Survival

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	7883
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension Hops:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

mc.almighty.pro