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Players: | 101/1000 | Votes: | 2092 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 8 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 20 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 14 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 1456 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 40 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
Vanishing Items Found: | 5 | Horror Stories Survived: | 2 |
– Our server is ruled by a group of llamas who have a strict “no pants, no entry” policy. That’s right, if you’re not wearing pants, you ain’t getting in! – We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks, but the catch is you have to defeat a team of evil chickens in a dance-off to access it. – Our server is haunted by a ghostly pig who will only communicate through interpretive dance. It’s a real sight to see! – We have a giant roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano. Don’t worry, we have fire-resistant minecarts! – The only way to become a moderator on our server is to defeat the Ender Dragon using only a wooden spoon. Good luck with that!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today for a truly unique and hilarious gaming experience!