The Shitstream Society – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	7710
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Secret Passages Found:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a designated shitting river! That’s right, you can let loose and relieve yourself in style while your friends watch in awe.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a mythical creature that lays enchanted eggs filled with rare loot. Join our SMP and embark on a quest to find this elusive creature and claim its treasures for yourself.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also protected by a team of ninja llamas who will defend you from any griefers or trolls. These llamas are trained in the ancient art of llama-fu and will stop at nothing to keep our server safe.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional llama attack).

Cherry Blossom SMP

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	6492
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Villages Defended:	12
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Mines Excavated:	2873	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	26

Cherry Blossom was created to give players a feeling of progression and accomplishment while staying simple and close to vanilla, while offering a variety of plugins that enhance the minecraft experience such as /sethome, /tpa, /rtp, chest/door locks, and /rest. We have constant updates and active staff! Simple spawn! You wont find a massive useless spawn city that contains a few rule signs. Come give us a try! NEWEST UPDATE: Board games! Come play chess, checkers, uno, tictactoe, connectfour, and more! NO P2W EVER – EULA FRIENDLY DONOR OPTIONS 1.17.1 Survival –Server Shop and Player Shops | Buy and sell to make money. -Money from Mobs | Earn money by killing mobs! -Player Economy | Server shop is limited so buy/sell from other players! -Unique Items | Obtain super rare and unique items. -Ranks | Rank up to earn new permissions and cosmetic pets! -Towny | Rank up to be able to purchase and manage your own town! -mcMMO | Progress your character and level skills -Gravestones when you die that even tell you coordinates!

cherryblossom.apexmc.co

Sky Blossom

Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Vanilla

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	4373
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	14	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Welcome to Sky Blossom!A fresh new Skyblock server with an emphasis on being community driven and casual!There are a number of plugins on the server but the main ones that will affect your experience and gameplay are:ChestShop CrazyCrates ProCosmetics IridiumSkyblock Jobs Reborn …and more to come!The server IP is SkyBlossom.mcjoin.me

skyblossom.mcjoin.me

Nomifactory by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	3420
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Magic Items Found:	2913
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Animals Bred:	118
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: nomi.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Nomifactory CEu port Modpack > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Canada near USA border.

nomi.craftersland.net

Cube-Nation.de

Creative, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	5290
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

Cube Nation – The server with the feel-good effectStill looking for a Minecraft server with a great, German-speaking community? Then you are exactly right with us!With its well thought-out and constantly developed concept, Cube-Nation offers you a Minecraft gaming experience that you won’t want to miss any more. Together with the players, we have developed one of the friendliest Minecraft servers in German-speaking countries since 2011. The community not only includes the competent server team, but of course also every single Cube Nation player! Because it is the community that makes the server what it is today – namely a server with the feel-good effect!Main server – city build with resident and farm worlds On the main server you can freely choose your own building area in the specially generated landscape, where you enjoy absolute protection from griefing. You can decide for yourself which other players should receive building rights. If you no longer have enough space, we will be happy to help you expand your property!To keep the resident worlds pretty, there is a mining world that is reset regularly. As a result, there has been no map reset of the resident worlds since the server started in September 2011! This way you will be able to admire your buildings again many years later.Discover the Cube Nation network! In addition to the main server presented with a focus on city build and survival, we also offer other servers. There is a freebuild vanilla survival server, a creative server, the Acid Island server and an event server. You can easily switch between servers and the chat is also visible across servers.

cube-nation.de

Simply Vanilla

Hardcore, PvE, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	4942
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	3999
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Divine Spears Created:	14	Crops Grown:	6940
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	16

Welcome to Simply Vanilla!Simply Vanilla is focused on semi-vanilla, survival gameplay, though we also incorporate a few lightweight plugins. Playing with friends is easy with basic teleport commands, and one sethome makes the vanilla experience more favorable. We pride ourselves on our tight-knit, kind community and are super welcoming! We have a mature player base with older players, though anyone is encouraged to join. We try our best to do monthly events with chances to win exclusive prizes. Stop by today to check us out and meet your new server family! Check out our website for more information: simplyvanilla.coRules: Check out our rules at simplyvanilla.co/rules

simplyvanilla.co

Project AZOTH

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	1470
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	9742	Dragon Scales Harvested:	303

The AZOTH Network is a growing community project that features a faithful but wholly unique Pixelmon MMO based on the Pokmon series games as well as a handful of other Minecraft servers that aim to combine the best of both series. It has been in the works since 2011. While the project has gone through many different phases and servers since its humble beginnings, it finally began to take shape in 2020 after making its way back to the original community that started it all and rebranding into what it is today.We strive to provide a definitive experience that pulls in ideas from all the best places, without resorting to Pay-2-Win practices that so many other communities have fallen prey to. ABSOLUTELY NO LOOTBOXES, CRATES, GAMBLING, MONEY-GRUBBING OR MICROTRANSACTIONS WHATSOEVER! Our experienced staff aims to keep the environment as fair and balanced for each and every player as possible; the era of P2W Pixelmon servers and PokeMMO knock-offs ends with us.-Fully-Featured Pixelmon Adventure Map -Adventure through Kanto, Johto, Hoenn, Sinnoh, Unova, Kalos, Alola, Galar, and beyond! -Origins-Style Gym scaling that alters a Gym Leader’s Team based on your party strength and number of Badges. -Interconnected world woven together with areas from the unreleased Spaceworld Beta. -Shadow Pokmon storyline in the Orre region from Colosseum. -CustomNPCs with tailored scripts for item storage, usable TM Cases, Game Corner games, and more!

play.projectazoth.net

Megga-CRAFT

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	625
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Alien Abductions:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Enchantments Applied:	227	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Farms Harvested:	334	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

play.megga-craft.com

Elite Rabbit

Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	3918
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	81	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Void Gems Collected:	19
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Animals Bred:	136
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Dimension Hops:	5

Server Elite Rabbit is a Vietnamese SMP server with slightly PVE-oriented gameplay, with countless attractive features such as “Elite Mobs, Jobs, Player Shop, Player Warps,…”.The best thing about Elite Rabbit is ECONOMY. Yes, you read that right, the server is mainly developed by the community and everything revolves around MONEY. Having money is having everything.So what are you waiting for? Join the Server, and vote for us now to receive the most attractive rewards possible

eliterabbit.fun

HeadHunter PvP

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Survival

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	1616
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Astral Projections Made:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

The Finest PvP Experience on the List. Kits, Bounties, Combat Logging, Warps, Glass Wars, RTP, Clans, HeadDrops, and more! Our server is Cross-Platform which means you can play with Bedrock Players! Players from Switch, XBox, and PlayStation all spend time on our server, and you can too!

play.hhpvp.com

HitCraft

Survival

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	9602
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Emeralds Found:	4718	Love Letters Sent:	20
Gods Slained:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Mines Excavated:	2081	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

Hello welcome! HitCraft is a server based on Survival Custom version 1.19. Vote for our server to receive rewards that you can discover in the game.

mc.hitcraft.club

BadWolfMC

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	9640
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	491	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	29	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Magic Items Found:	4470	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	73	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Experience BadWolfMC: An Adult Minecraft Server – a long-running, drama-free, and inclusive community for adults. With spacious build areas and carefully curated plugins, our server maintains the vanilla feel while adding a touch of fun and ensuring the safety of your creations. Connect and chat seamlessly via our integrated Discord server, enjoy Java-Bedrock Crossplay from any device, and find answers to all your questions on our helpful wiki.Join one of the best online communities you’ll ever be a part of, where members from around the world come together to forge friendships and share their Minecraft passion. Guests are welcome to log in and explore, and once your application is approved, you’ll gain build permissions to bring your imagination to life. Discover the captivating world of BadWolfMC and let your creativity roam free!

play.badwolfmc.com

Infinity Nexus

Economy, Survival

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	9201
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Villages Defended:	13	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

“Infinity Nexus” started as a personal project for a small group of friends who are passionate about technology and Minecraft. It quickly turned into something that many other players wanted to experience. Incorporating popular mods like Mekanism and others, this modpack elevates Minecraft’s simple block world into a field of advanced technological innovations.

infinitynexus.com.br

FenixCraft

Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	6885
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

We are a Minecraft Network, which aims to represent players addicted to this game, a new way of approaching the game, through different improvements to the game giving it a professional look, as well as perfect gameplay.Our mission is for you to have unlimited fun, we are waiting for you!

mc.fenixcraft.org

Hoobs Live

MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	1817
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft Servers? Is it putting you to sleep? Well, you’re in luck! Welcome to the worlds most interactive Minecraft server ever created. Hoobs brings you the best integration between your already favorite game and Youtube! You can play on our server by using the ip: hoobs.live or just hang out in the chat. There are tons of things to do in the chat, but the most important is to collect Hoob Loot! Get on our YouTube Channel and type !shop to get started.

hoobs.live

MineClick

Mini Games

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	7758
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Dimension Hops:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Holy Grails Found:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	15

MineClick is a unique Minecraft server that features an incremental/idle clicker gamemode. Start your adventure today by joining the server at play.mineclick.net– You are given your own island where you can mine special blocks. – For starters, every mined block gets you 1 gold. In order to speed up your progress you can upgrade your Pickaxe and hire workers that do the job for you. By upgrading your workers you increase their income rate. – There are also upgrades that you can do to your island which give a variety of perks such as worker efficiency increase or an additional Pickaxe. – When you’ve made enough gold you can unlock a new island which gives you an increase to global gold multiplier and new island upgrades. – You workers work even when you’re offline.

mc.mineclick.net