The Shitstream Society – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	8905
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	2619	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a designated shitting river! That’s right, you can let loose and relieve yourself in style while your friends watch in awe.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a mythical creature that lays enchanted eggs filled with rare loot. Join our SMP and embark on a quest to find this elusive creature and claim its treasures for yourself.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also protected by a team of ninja llamas who will defend you from any griefers or trolls. These llamas are trained in the ancient art of llama-fu and will stop at nothing to keep our server safe.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional llama attack).

PreyMC

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	9948
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Astral Projections Made:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35

IP: PREYMC.COM [1.18 – 1.20+] | Bedrock/Java | LifeSteal SMP | Your ultimate Minecraft Lifesteal adventure awaits! Dive into our player-driven community, where every strike rejuvenates your journey. Whether building solo masterpieces or teaming up for survival, every moment pulses with vitality. Join now and let the lifesteal essence flow through your blocks.

preymc.com

Srino Network

Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	1936
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Star Shards Collected:	221	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Experience the SrinoNetwork, your ultimate Minecraft server for building, trading and discovering! Here are some of our exciting features:Compact and creative urban development projects Attractive jobs that reward you for all your activities User-friendly shops and auction houses Spawner to make money faster Great events for celebrations such as Easter, Christmas and Halloween Friendly community and helpful team Instead of a farm world, we offer you a user-friendly shop that you can open with /shop. Here you will find all the resources you need to build.Come and discover the SrinoNetwork – your Minecraft adventure starts here!

srinonetwork.online:25577

KotB-MC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	7205
Rating:	4.6 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	33926	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	8253	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

mc.kotbgaming.net

Fermium MC

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	383
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Towns Built:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Ores Mined:	6811
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Buildings Constructed:	27	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Looking for a fun, eventful, family-friendly Minecraft server?Well, look no further!This server includes land claiming, player shops, quest, player warps, tech automation, tool skins, pets, particles, custom deliveries, jobs and more!All obtainable just by playing!If you want more information regarding Fermium MC, just join our discord channel!Come have fun with us on the server join now!

play.fermium-mc.fun

KoscoLand

Creative, Factions, Hardcore, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	3690
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Dimension Hops:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3085	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	2

KoscoLand MinecraftServer Versions Java/Bedrock 1.8-1.20.X IP: koscoland.apexmc.co :25565 or *OFF*play.koscoland.ml :19132Welcome to KoscoLand by Hardcore Gaming a 24/7 Minecraft Paper Vanilla Server 24/7 We Have Survival, Creative, Hardcore, Factions Skyblock, Battleground, Adventure, Prison, Minigames and More. All Server Mobs set Hard PVP Enabled server has some plugins but most for mechanics not that game changing trying to stay Vanilla as Possible. Got Buys, Votes, Ranks, Discord, and More. Stop by to play all your Minecraft Multiplayer Game Modes on 1 server without switching to a new server Visit the website for more details www.hardcoregaming.online

koscoland.apexmc.co

The UnderRealms

Roleplay, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	5494
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Farms Harvested:	398
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Meteorites Collected:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Enchantments Applied:	222	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

We are currently whitelisted! Join the Discord to find out more! :)________________________________________________________________________We are looking for players who are extremely community oriented, or even willing to be. The idea is to have a similar environment as the HermitCraft SMP server and be story driven like Dream SMP or the Stoneworks RP server, but with a little twist. Theres really no major inspiration from that other than community oriented building and interacting. This will involve lore made by the staff to help encourage players to make their own. Every season, a few months to a year, the server is reset and built up again by you in new and creative ways. If this sounds like your cup of tea, JOIN THE DISCORD @ https://discord.gg/xwQTY6qKUh ! Before any player will be allowed to join, they will need to prove themselves to us Staff. Other than that, you will have free survival reign over the world as you would in a single player world. Just Be Courteous To Other Players and Try to make things look good to the best of your abilities. Also, all member updates are on the Discord channel. _________________________________________________________SERVER MAP – map.underrealming.tkPC Only. We are based in Java EditionAs the Seasons have gone on, we can no longer host the previous seasons as a creative test build world. They are much to big for the host server to handle along with the main world.

underrealming.tk

VanillaAnarchy.net

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	377
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Dimension Hops:	15
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Embark on an adventure through our anarchic landscape with the Vanilla Anarchy server. Experience true Vanilla like never before, courtesy of our advanced server software and top-tier hardware. Free from constraints and devoid of pay-to-win shops, this world is yours to explore, construct, and dominate—where freedom reigns.

VanillaAnarchy.net

AdelCraft

Economy, Survival, Towny

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	1190
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Dimension Hops:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Star Shards Collected:	84	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

AdelCraft survival Server 1.19.2, with jobs, towny, rankup, and lots of entertainment.We are waiting for you with the ip: play.adelcraft.netThe discord server is: https://discord.gg/KtUrm2kv

play.adelcraft.net

TheVillagerPeople

Anarchy, Creative, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	3749
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Divine Spears Created:	10
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

We have been hosting servers since 2019 with the goal of providing international quality with local ping.All our servers are locally hosted in SA so you don’t have to worry about connection problems.Join our servers with the IP address to try them out!We have A public Survival, Creative and Anarchy server, you can connect to them with “/server” in the lobby.

play.tvpmc.co.za

Obsidian Gang

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	6655
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

play.obsidiangang.com

SkallCraft Network

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	7747
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Star Shards Collected:	247
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Ores Mined:	5094	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10

New Network with a variety of mini-games in which players can enjoy each and every one of the daily updates and improvements will contain great and important things for the player’s fun. We have the modalities: – PrisonOP [1.7 – 1.19]

– Survival Revolution [1.8 – 1.19]

– Survival SlimeFun [1.17 – 1.19]

– CTW [1.7 – 1.19]

– Practice [1.7 – 1.8]

– FullPvP [1.7 – 1.19]

– BedWars [1.8 – 1.19]

– SkyBlock [1.17 – 1.19]

play.skallcraft.net

L2X9

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	8264
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	166
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Alien Abductions:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	18

L2X9 is a cracked anarchy server for Minecraft 1.12.2. The server has no rules and is a free-for-all. Players can grief, raid, and pvp.

l2x9.me

Lucid SMP

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	563
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Villages Defended:	14	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	4028	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Lucid SMP is a Semi-Vanilla HermitCraft style SMP. We have a friendly staff team with a great community, and only a few plugins.We have no land claim, but to prevent griefers we have protection and rollback methods, so anything stolen will be replaced. We have a few plugins, such as vanilla tweaks and /home.There is no applications so you can just click join and then play!

play.lucidsmp.net

Lone Survivor

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	6973
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Enchantments Applied:	213	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

Lone Survivor is a survival SMP server that welcomes all players. The primary focus of the server is survival and PVE however players that enjoy PVP can toggle it on and off. This allows players to play the way they want when they want.Quality of Life Features: – Teleportation – Homes – Random teleportation – GriefPreventionNow playable on Java and Bedrock!

mc.lsgservers.com

Serenity Realms

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	6383
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crops Grown:	6722	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Secret Passages Found:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	30

Welcome to Serenity Realms!Serenity Realms is a community known for a great staff team and it’s friendly community. With over 5 years of experience in hosting Minecraft Servers, we aim to bring you a quality experience, bug and lag free.Zero Tolerance Anti-Grief Policy

play.serenity-realms.com