The Shitstream Society – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	4216
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Star Shards Collected:	256	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Alien Abductions:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Mines Excavated:	1654	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a designated shitting river! That’s right, you can let loose and relieve yourself in style while your friends watch in awe.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a mythical creature that lays enchanted eggs filled with rare loot. Join our SMP and embark on a quest to find this elusive creature and claim its treasures for yourself.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also protected by a team of ninja llamas who will defend you from any griefers or trolls. These llamas are trained in the ancient art of llama-fu and will stop at nothing to keep our server safe.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional llama attack).

OrchardCraft Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	6004
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Chimeras Created:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

OrchardCraft is a family-friendly simple SMP community. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out! We have tons of high-quality features that you will enjoy. There are in-game ranks and resource worlds for you to collect extra loot. What are you waiting for? Come check us out!

play.orchardcraftmc.com

Rede Saint

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	9052
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Love Letters Sent:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2

Introducing Redesaint’s Minecraft Servers!Survival Refuge: This server is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play from version 1.12! Survival Refuge offers everything a player needs to survive in the world of Minecraft, including special artifacts, clans, McMMO, warfare, special events, online store, land protection, tournaments, market and much more! Enjoy all the fun and excitement of a survival server with friends or alone.Rankup Space: Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play on Rankup from version 1.8 to 1.19.3! This server is perfect for those looking for an exciting challenge, with exclusive features such as a rank system, special mines, special mining pickaxe, plot system, virtual store, war, special events, clans and much more! Challenge yourself and reach the top of the rankings with your friends and other players.IP: redesaint.com Port for BEDROCK: 19133Site: https://redesaint.com Discord: https://redesaint.com/discord

redesaint.com

Rebirth of Balkan – Network

OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	1574
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11

Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

178.33.34.224

MineHeart

Cross-Play, Earth, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	6046
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Villages Defended:	15
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0

play.mineheart.net

Fairytales

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	970
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	New Chunks Explored:	463146
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	3

Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

mc.fairy-tales.uk

Trollrace Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	622
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Votes:	2230
Secret Passages Found:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Void Gems Collected:	39	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Goblin Markets Raided:	10

Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

mc.trollrace.net

MCexp

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	6690
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	219
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

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BrasilCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	3644
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	4286	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Votes:	5271	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Magic Items Found:	1860	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

jogarbrasilcraft.com

realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	9867
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	14
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1681	Holy Grails Found:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

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Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	8169
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Mines Excavated:	4981	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Alien Abductions:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	3

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

play.dextrality.net

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	9666
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Falling into the Void:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

DBC.ApolloNetworkMC.net

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	6033
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	148	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Void Gems Collected:	21	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	189	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

mcs.minebox.es

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	620
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	22	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

tavernmc.net

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	2280
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Villages Defended:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Dragons Tamed:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Void Gems Collected:	31

mc.roleplayhub.net

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	6603
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

play.lokamc.com