The Shitstream Society – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	5338
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Emeralds Found:	2931
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	3506	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a designated shitting river! That’s right, you can let loose and relieve yourself in style while your friends watch in awe.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a mythical creature that lays enchanted eggs filled with rare loot. Join our SMP and embark on a quest to find this elusive creature and claim its treasures for yourself.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also protected by a team of ninja llamas who will defend you from any griefers or trolls. These llamas are trained in the ancient art of llama-fu and will stop at nothing to keep our server safe.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional llama attack).

Taspia

Skyblock

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	8718
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	225
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Welcome to Taspia Skyblock! [Version 1.9 – 1.20]

Get ready for the ultimate Skyblock experience on our server, where you and your friends can build the most incredible and unique Skyblock Islands ever seen! But that’s not all—prepare to take on thrilling boss battles in our specially designed zones, where you can test your skills and claim epic rewards.

As you embark on your Skyblock adventure, we offer exciting custom crates which will give you awesome rewards!

If you ever have any questions or need assistance, our dedicated team is always available to provide support. We pride ourselves on fostering a friendly and welcoming community, where players can connect, collaborate, and forge new friendships.

Join Taspia Skyblock today and unleash your creativity on the ultimate Minecraft Skyblock server. Your Island awaits!

Discover the limitless potential of Skyblock and be part of our thriving community. We can’t wait to welcome you and your friends to the adventure of a lifetime. See you soon in Taspia Skyblock! <3

play.taspia.com

4evercraft

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	6073
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	79	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Magic Items Found:	4714	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7

4EverPvp is a great pvp

198.144.179.10

Minehub

Earth, LifeSteal, Skyblock

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	9471
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

We are a Minecraft network server, we have skyblock, earth survival, and lifesteal smp! Come join today!

minehub.pro:2273

LegitPlay Factions

Factions

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	6500
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2

LegitPlay was started back in June of 2012, this server is an extension of our Semi-Vanilla server to a factions server.

We do not tolerate hackers or cheaters of any sort, we have a ban appeal section at support.legitplay.net

factions.legitplay.net

The Cereal Bowl

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	8817
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Star Shards Collected:	230	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Endless Night Skies:	2
Zombie Dances:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Chimeras Created:	2

The Cereal Bowl Factions! McMMO! PvP! Survival! Economy! Mob Arena! Parkour! Mobcatcher! High uptime! No Whitelist! And anything else you’d ever want on a server!

Why go to other servers when the Cereal Bowl has it all? You can traverse the world, building, claiming, and defending a magnificent base, or go out and find others to make war on. You can delve deep into the depths of the nether to capture a Ghast, or build a room of 20 Zombie spawners. You can get lost in the workings of an in-depth economy, or get lost in the expansive spawn realm. Buy and sell goods, become rich and powerful, build your very own empire spanning thousands of blocks. In the infinite Cereal Bowl, the possibilities are as endless as you choose to make them.

Don’t forget some milk!

thecerealbowl.game-server.cc

ClamityFurs

Survival

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	2082
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	55
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Villages Defended:	16
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Zombie Dances:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8

hmmm. what make you came here? Bedrock Support Coming Soon Local Server Community – Furry (2 Branches) + Non-LGBT + LGBT – Normal (2 Branches) + PvP (Angressive People) + Farmers (Friendly People :D)

eh? dont call this server sus

clamityfurs.ddns.net

Pigcraft QC

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	973
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	Chimeras Created:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Glorious Feasts Held:	14

Pigcraft QC is a wonderful server with a rich community. We encourage people of all ages to come and take part in our server, although many of our players are 14+. We are hosted free of charge thanks to our wonderful server owner, which means any and all donations go toward improving the server and community. Donating is entirely optional and it’s easy to upgrade from Guest to Member by posting an introduction on our forums.

We have approx. 40 plugins that make each of our worlds unique, including iConomy 6 for our economy. In addition to our main world, we offer Survival Games so you run, hide, and confront up to 24 of your friends! Members have access to PlotMe Creative and our End world is kept fresh with EndReset so you’ll always have a dragon waiting to hug and/or murder you. Of course, we’re not always so serious – we have Pigasus and DiscoSheep+ to keep the party going!

We sincerely hope you’ll join us at mc.pigcraft.net. Don’t forget to vote for us once you get to our forums – you’ll receive a Diamond in-game when you use your Minecraft username!

mc.pigcraft.net

Block Battles

Cross-Play, Mini Games

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	8550
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Ores Mined:	3428
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Holy Grails Found:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	5

Get ready for an epic adventure as our Block Battles servers open their gates today at 4:30 PM EST! Immerse yourself in thrilling battles, explore new realms, and conquer the pixelated world with your friends.

But that’s not all – the anticipation continues! Our Buycraft and Coin Shop will unlock their treasures tomorrow. Prepare to enhance your gaming experience with exclusive items and perks.

Join us on this thrilling journey, starting at 4:30 PM EST today! Your next gaming adventure awaits.

play.blockbattles.org

Odyssey Online

Vanilla

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	5172
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Undead Armies Raised:	4

dope server. might even say the best. best of the best? yes. so much very good. hosted in nyc! we have a sick mob arena, beacon way points, and other small smp tweaks. no land claiming. no world border!

173.205.84.11

Nodigit

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	1516
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Emeralds Found:	2002
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Enchantments Applied:	193
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Void Gems Collected:	36
Potions Brewed:	88	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Nodigit.com is a creative server with 100 slots (Soon 200) We have PVP/spleef/paintball/minigames with plots and survival worlds spawn items with /i

nodigit.com

HyperionSMP

Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	7857
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Magic Items Found:	8169	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5

My SMP server is a lifesteal variant! It comes with custom mobs, and items without any mods! Proxmity chat as well! It’s consistently being updated, and worked on. Dungeons you can explore with loot and more! We got the hard SMP, and the casual one! You can pick and choose! Hard SMP doesn’t have much rules while the casual one does, more or so for builders! If you’d like to join, the official release is **October 30th**!

HyperionSMP.mc.gg

ShadowCraft

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	4457
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Enchantments Applied:	134
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

ShadowCraft is a factions/PVP Server that just started and needs players. We are hosted on a dedicated server with no lag so you can have fun without any interruptions. Our server contains a nice spawn, an admin shop, as well as a user market, mob arena, and many more. Some of those are all still in development but, join and get a head start against the rest! Join now to experience the fun!

108.166.172.73

SpiritMC

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	5225
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38
Alien Abductions:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Mythical Quests Completed:	12
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Divine Spears Created:	13

SpiritMC us a new amazing Minecraft Survival Server with many features!

We have; A custom shop, often events, giveaways and more! We also have a bank, not P2W! We are updating so much and would love for you to join us! Please join the discord and support us in any way! (Even playing helps!)

play.spiritmc.us

Daegonner PvP

Anarchy, Factions, KitPvP, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	7499
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	7212	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	26	Emeralds Found:	3471
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

The official Daegonner server! We’re finally back! Just reset and released!

pvp.daegonner.com

Andrei1010SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	7937
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	117	Dimension Hops:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6

A fun and beginner friendly Minecraft server! Tips: Use the /back command to go back from where you died KeepInventory is on! Use the shop (/shop) to buy items for (sometimes really) cheap Fulbright IS allowed!

rules: [1] Be respectful [2] Be ethical [3] Use common sense [4] Any form of cheating, X-Ray Or StructureFinder is not allowed [5] No griefing [6] no advertising

andrei1010smp.xyz