The Shitstream Society – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a designated shitting river! That’s right, you can let loose and relieve yourself in style while your friends watch in awe.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a mythical creature that lays enchanted eggs filled with rare loot. Join our SMP and embark on a quest to find this elusive creature and claim its treasures for yourself.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also protected by a team of ninja llamas who will defend you from any griefers or trolls. These llamas are trained in the ancient art of llama-fu and will stop at nothing to keep our server safe.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional llama attack).

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Runes Activated:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

MunchyMC

KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

MunchyMC is one of the best Minecraft servers around. Hop on munchymc.com to have some fun with friends and make some new friends! We have Maze Runner, Mini games and more!We are 1.7-1.15 compatible

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	26
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Celestial Pixelmon

MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP

Welcome to Celestial Pixelmon! We are a new server with a different feel! Come and have fun for hours playing the real Pixelmon, which reminds you of the true essence of games.Minecraft 1.12.2 Pixelmon Reforged: (Latest Version) Biomes O’ Plenty: Adds a unique aspect to the game.To play on our server you just need to install our modpack, or our Installer.Server IP: jogar.celestialpixelmon.com Download: http://download.celestialpixelmon.com Discord: discord.gg/celestialpixelmon Website: https://www.celestialpixelmon.com/

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	2670	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

MC64

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

“What is MC64?”: MC64 is a cracked semi-anarchy server with claims, gangs, ranks, an economy, and minimal moderation. We allow in-game hack and have few rules… So when you login, be careful who you trust.Features: 1.20.4 PVP / SMP New; officially re-released 09/08/2023 CRACKED; Offline. Open to anyone and everyone across the globe Semi-Anarchy; Laissez-faire Leadership Hacks Allowed; Even in PVP Economy; Physical Shops, GUI Shop, PlayerWarps, Jobs Ranking System; Rank up using in-game currency to unlock abilities Three Main Overworlds; Normal, AMPLIFIED, and Custom Biomes Grief Allowed; Use claiming system to protect your lands Not pay to win; Non-profit

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

MineJordyn

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

It is a Minecraft network that presents the Survival Custom OP game mode, La Tierra Vanilla and more, it has a system of ranks, levels, new crafts, vehicles, custom fish, custom enchantments, bank, crates, pets that give you effects when player with the option to level up and improve the effect, cosmetics, clans and a completely custom map allowing you to see yourself where you are, without leaving aside the dungeons integrated with unique items. Explore alone or with friends!Map of Vanilla Land: map.minejordyn.orgPORT FOR BEDROCK 19132

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

OmegaCraft

Mini Games, Prison, Skyblock

OmegaCraft: The epicenter of Minecraft entertainment.– Leader in Latin America, offering a unique experience. – Wide selection of games for all tastes. – A vibrant and welcoming Community with 9 years of history. – Unwavering commitment to safety and fun.Explore, play and connect at mc.omegacraft.cl

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Star Shards Collected:	102	Endless Night Skies:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Dragon Scales Harvested:	334
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Mythical Swords Crafted:	80

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

FlareMC

LifeSteal, Survival

Make sure to join the #1 PUBLIC Lifesteal SMP! All consoles can play on our server! IP: play.flaremc.org BEDROCK PORT: 19132

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	35	Magic Items Found:	1662
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Zombie Dances:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Towns Built:	5

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

RoyalMC

Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

RoyalMC is a Slovenian Minecraft server network with a long history. Our goal is to unite players from Slovenia and other parts of the world and provide a fun and safe environment that everyone can enjoy. Our main priority is building a nice community and server together with players.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Love Letters Sent:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

DisasterMC Network

PvP, Survival

Do you need an active Minecraft community to have fun with? Join the DisasterMC Network!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Void Gems Collected:	33	Magical Moments Shared:	24

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

MasterCraft

Hardcore, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP

MasterCraft was founded in 2016 by Jheyson Henrique out of pure hobby and today, together with our players, we are one of the largest RankUP servers.We work on all versions equal to or greater than 1.8Servidor de RankUP, Factions, Survival

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Survivaldub

Creative, KitPvP, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Server Survival + PvP + LifeSteal + McMMO + MobArenas + Hunger Games + SurvivalOP + BoxPvP + Practice + AdminShop + User Markets + Experience Bank + Jobs + Anti-Theft Protections + Anticheats + Portals + and… Much more… .

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Acorn

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Semi-Vanilla Survival Player-built shops Player-run economy Player vs Environment Grief-free Theft-free

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Emeralds Found:	4088
Crops Grown:	5729	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

DemocracyCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

DemocracyCraft is a City Roleplay server focused on the player’s ability to create, amend, and remove the rules and laws that govern them. Play in an urban city environment, or beyond in the depths of the wild. The server boasts cars, helicopters, a democratically elected government, businesses, economy, among other realistic, life-like features!Java IP: play.democracycraft.netBedrock (beta) IP: play.democracycraft.net Port: 19132 (default)

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Divine Spears Created:	27
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4601
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2721

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

MirageCraft Pixelmon Reforged

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Harry’s Network

Mini Games, PvE, PvP

Harry’s Network boasts a variety of exclusive, unique persistent gamemodes and minigames built from the ground up with custom-made plugins that are worthy of your time. Copy the IP and check them out!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Animals Bred:	62	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

BiscuitSMP

Cross-Play, Hardcore, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to BiscoitoSMP, a server made for all Minecraft fans! BiscoitoSMP is a vanilla server with several events and history On the server we have: Events, Clans, Wars, Alliances, Weddings, incredible friendships, History and fun!In BiscuitSMP you can write your own story, you can choose to be the hero or villain!# » Enter no server > IP: biscoitosmp.fun > Porta Bedrock: 25566Version: 1.12 to 1.20 Platform: Bedrock and Java!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	120
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.